/r9k/ - >be straight >buy dildo off amazon >feelsgoodmang - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/20/25(Sat)19:21:43 No.83442123

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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:21:43 No.83442123 Archived

>be straight
>buy dildo off amazon
>feelsgoodmang
>tell my landlord to shut up one day
>tells me i have 30 days to move out
>one day before i move out I have a psychotic episode and get sent to the psych ward
>mom and possibly one of my brothers has to clean out my room
>they definitely think im a faggot now

Fuck my life.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:23:22 No.83442130

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:23:22 No.83442130

>>83442123
Since you're offering, shave and bend over

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:23:36 No.83442132

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:23:36 No.83442132

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>>83442123
go score some fat p/bussy at the ward bro, that's the point of those wards

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:29:49 No.83442192

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:29:49 No.83442192

>>83442123
describe what it was like riding it for the first time

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:36:22 No.83442260

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:36:22 No.83442260

>>83442192
Never rode it, only stuck it onto the wall and sucked it. So gay..

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)20:04:19 No.83442521

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)20:04:19 No.83442521

>>83442260
what you never rode it? That's lame. It'll make you leak like a faucet

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)20:57:33 No.83442917

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)20:57:33 No.83442917

>>83442123
>squares not conventional slices
I would throw her in the oven

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:45:27 No.83443272

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:45:27 No.83443272

>>83442123
my parents thought mine was from an ex gf or something

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:47:26 No.83443283

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:47:26 No.83443283

hide it and ask your family if they found your exes dildo. im a master manipulator and masterbaitor. make it sound like its not a big deal and it wont be