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God fucking DAMMIT. Every fucking girl I meet in my age bracket has at least one (1) retarded, fucking-stupid tattoo. STOP GETTING THEM, RETARDS. I see a girl. She's beautiful. Lovely pale skin... yet alas! She rotates her body leeward to gorge on the eddying currents of a cool summer breeze, only to reveal a conspicuous, permanent stain marring an otherwise Goddess-like apparition. RETARD. YOU FUCKING, STUPID CUNT. WHY DO YOU WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE THE INNER-SCRIBBLINGS OF A CHILD'S PICTURE BOOK? Why do they do it? I know why. All their reasons for doing so are pure, unadulterated retardation.
>Everyone else has one
Stupid fucking sheep. Brainless dolt. Bovine. Unthinking swine. Domesticated beast that you are. THEY LACK ALL CRITICAL THOUGHT!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO REIGN THEM IN, FUCKING MORONS!!!!
>Ummm it's a way to express myself!
NO IT'S NOT. SOMEONE ELSE HAS EXPRESSED THEMSELVES *ON YOU*. THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS YOU EXPRESSING YOURSELF. YOU'VE MADE A PURCHASE. YOU HAVE NOT CREATED ANYTHING, STUPID CUNT
>It means a lot to me
You need a tattoo to remember your dead grandmother? Do you realise what a huge turn-off that is during sex? Imagine fucking someone and constantly being reminded of their dead relative, or even of their living relative.

I. AM. SICK. OF. THESE. STUPID. FUCKING. BITCHES. AND. THEIR. RETARDED. TATTOOS.
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>>83442663
Lol chud meltdown, no wonder women don't want you
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>>83442682
The problem is that they all have tattoos. I DON'T WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH A CHILDREN'S PICTURE BOOK. PLEASE JUST SEND ME ONE (1) WOMAN WHO IS TATTOO FREE, PLEASE LORD. I'M SICK OF TURNING DOWN TATTOOED SKANKS.
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>>83442663
Truke. Any who disagrees is a seething normie who things their scribbles are special.
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>>83442702
You won't have any kind of relationship because you are an undatable incel sperg posting on r9k
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Collecting skin you say?
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>>83442732
Sneed harder, I won't have any romantic relationship with someone who thinks having scribbles all over their body is appropriate conduct.
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>>83442663
you know when the big lebowski when he traces over an empty page with a pencil and it's a dick with a bird? I kinda want to get that tattoo'd on my ass. The dick bird on my ass. Usually only tyhe military employs me and wants to take pictures of your tattooes I'm thinking I shouldn't do this but if I get drunk enough someone scribbling a scribble on my ass cheek should turn out kinda like what I was paying them for
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>>83442732
Hmm no i disagree its very much a you (all) fault not >>83442702 btw
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>>83442663
I once dated a 300 pound nurse with the shittiest tattoos in human history. She had the longitude and latitude of her childhood bedroom as a tattoo, a huge paw print from her dead dog, and a giant watering can which supposedly represented blooming or some shit from a country song, and lastly a semi colon from a fake failed suicide attempt. My conclusion was that if she was a male she would be a 2/10 incel chud and I have been single ever since
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>>83442764
you know fuckin it's kind of like a negative image where there are lines and they put the bird with a dick on my ass?
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>>83442702
>I'M SICK OF TURNING DOWN TATTOOED SKANKS.

He means he is sick of unfriending transgirl BPD demons on discord when they show him they have tattoos guys.

Imagine you having a meltdown about a girl having a tiny bit of ink on her body, but she is not supposed to mind your unshowered smell, fat folds, hunchback 4chan user posture etc could keep going for a while...
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>>83442826
Does this make sense or is a tatto arist going to tell me to get out of his shop and never come back again
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>>83442795
>if she was a male she would be a 2/10 incel chud
Truclear

>>83442838
A lot of projection going on. Actually none of the points you made are accurate.
P.S. the correct lingo is "BPDemon," glowie
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>>83442663
They really are hideous arent they



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