/r9k/ - I'll never get to fuck a girl like this because I' - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/20/25(Sat)20:54:15 No.83442891

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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)20:54:15 No.83442891 Archived

I'll never get to fuck a girl like this because I'm a love shy beta male with a 4" penis and tiny balls and a norwood 3.5 scalp

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)20:57:07 No.83442910

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)20:57:07 No.83442910

>>83442891
use a hooker if all you want is sex

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:02:18 No.83442956

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:02:18 No.83442956

>>83442891
You should probably trans out desu. That is what I would do with your stats

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:11:02 No.83443032

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:11:02 No.83443032

>>83442956
>trans out
>norwood 3.5

Also didn't mention I'm hairy as fuck on my legs and back (but totally bare chest lol). And my features are bloated and bulbous and ugly. Like a little gnome goblin.

>>83442910
And get arrested? No thanks. Also what's the point if I have to use a condom, I don't want to fuck a plastic bag

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:22:52 No.83443117

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:22:52 No.83443117

>>83443032
Can you afford a trip to Vegas?

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)21:24:19 No.83443130

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:24:19 No.83443130

>>83443117
probably yeah why

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:43:54 No.83443935

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:43:54 No.83443935

>>83443130
nta but nevada has legal brothels not sure if in vegas but there are others like the chicken ranch

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:47:07 No.83443953

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:47:07 No.83443953

>>83443935
after a little research seems like these days chicken ranch costs like $1000+ for just 30 min of sex according to one reddit

So not worth it, even as a trucel

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:48:54 No.83443969

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:48:54 No.83443969

>>83442891
>norwood 3.5
Minox and Fin asap.
>4" penis and tiny balls
Take trips to the philipines. Asian men on average have lower sizes around this end so they shouldn't notice the difference.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:50:54 No.83443989

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:50:54 No.83443989

>>83443969
Thanks I'll take that advice but what about being a love shy awkward beta

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:53:29 No.83444004

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:53:29 No.83444004

>>83443989
You're a westerner, so that doesn't matter to third world women.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)23:58:06 No.83444043

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:58:06 No.83444043

>>83442891
you are white. This should be easy for you.

Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)00:00:21 No.83444059

Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)00:00:21 No.83444059

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>>83442891
Built for subsaharan genitals