I wish there was one line I could use on any woman that had a decent chance of getting me a date with her. Something so that I wouldn't have to think about it or obsess over women at all, I could just go about my life happily, and if I happened to stumble upon some situation where it seemed worthwhile to ask a girl out, I had that line ready, didn't have to think about it, and could just use that line knowing it would give me a decent chance of success. As it is, I spend way too much time obsessing about women and trying to personalize what I say to each one to an absurd degree. You have no clue how much this simple thing would improve my life.
>eyy bb u wan sum fuk?
>did you fall from heaven cos' fucking hate niggers
Hi, will you go out with me?
