i seriously need a boyfriend so fucking bad i am going to lose my god damn mind if i don't get one by the end of 2026
>>83443665why don't you just install a dating app? its that easy for people with two XX chromosomes
>>83443665Roz first responder
>>83443665Read that as 2016
>>83443678i am a tranny plus i have high standards >>83443683if fucking only dude
>>83443702>i am a tranny plus i have high standardswell, good luck - you're gonna need it
>>83443702Most men are deeply closeted fags so just get out there. I'm not even joking
>>83443715i know>>83443750i don't particularly want to date a deeply closeted fag though
>>83443665Trannies have higher sexual market value than real women
>>83443760god how i wish that were true
>>83443702why dont you just get normal standards
>>83443665What exactly do you mean by "high standards"?I am willing to date you if you are autistic.
>>83443788i do have normal standards >>83443818i am unfortunately autistic i want a bf i am sexually attracted to who has a decent job and a life plan
>>83443847>i want a bf i am sexually attracted to who has a decent job and a life planI also want a Y-chromosome haver who will be financially dependent on me.What are your exact standards? Please include as much numerical data as possible so that I don't waste your time.
>>83443665No you don't. Give all your money to homeless people and you'll quickly discover how little having a boyfriend actually matters.
>>83443877why the fuck would i give homeless people my money fuck them >>83443875why do u have to put it so weirdly
>>83443925>why do u have to put it so weirdlyThat is just how I naturally talk.
>>83443665Every chaser is fat and balding. Enjoy dying alone
>>83443944killing. my. self.god
>>83443665More like you need a GOYfriend amirite?
>>83443847you said you had high standards
>>83443847you should probably seek some kind of employment yourself before asking these things of others
>>83444103i do have high standards >>83444122i make $150k/year >>83443925
>>83443665You are entirely responsible for you not having a bf though.
>>83444154you're on disability bro
>>83444157i know i am>>83444158uhhh no?
>>83443665This is a genuinely bad thread, cute pic tho :)
>>83444154If you make so much why does your bf need a job? I could love your weird tranny ass if you let me
>>83444177what's so bad about it? >>83444182it would be embarrassing to date someone who made less than me
>>83444198>it would be embarrassing to date someone who made less than meI make $0.00 per year but I'm very loving and will be a good househusband
>>83444198it's quite embarrassing to date a tranny, be considerate of others
>>83444200are you at least hot>>83444206true i guess. you probably have a good point
>>83444224>are you at least hotDo you find goblins to be hot?
>>83444237no..... unfortunately notit's so over for me
>Tranny thinks he deserves a chad just like Stacy HAHAHAHAHABalding, divorced closetfag is the best you'll get
>>83444240What about the homeless schizophrenic look? You can dress me up however you please.
