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>be me
>18 F
>go to Cousin's house for christmas
>my Uncle is spying on me, he's spied on me showering and masturbating
>go swimming
>younger cousins (5 and 8) tear my bikini top and bottom off
>all the horny teenagers see me naked, tits, ass, bush, pussy
>I ask them why on earth they did it
>Older brother asked them to
>I don't bring it up
>ask for my cousin to grab my phone from my room
>he goes through my SUITCASE and pulls out my vibrator
>goes outside to living room
>"hey cousin what's this? I found it next to your phone!"
>I've used it once and put it back in my suitcase
>I've lost 3 pairs of panties in three days
>definitely my cousin

Why... last year they were so nice, I just want to go home and cut off all contact with them
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>18

uh would you date a 39 year old robot with a crush on girls who just turned 18 or nah
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>>83444617
>packed a vibrator for a family trip
wat
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>>83444619
if he didn't look too old
>>83444625
I'm here for 10 days so I was planning on masturbating
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>>83444638
>I'm here for 10 days so I was planning on masturbating
The problem was you fapping it was that you brought a vib my dude. That's so weird innit? Or is it? I'm not a chicky I don't know this shit. Anyway, post tits.
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>>83444647
Not really? I didn't expect my cousin to go rummaging through my private contents
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>>83444653
Personally I never bring sex toys over anywhere. Imagine if me dear sweet mum found my fleshlight, dripping with cum and full of that weird black slime that it grows. She'd faint. I'd feel so bad. Anyway, post feet.
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>>83444617
I really want to believe this is a larp post made by a horny dude but somehow i picture a degenerate mexican girl in my head when I read this
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>>83444617
Kek, her entire family's tryna rape her
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>>83444660
Well my dad found my toys once, but instead of fainting he just said
>Oh- Sorry.......

he was just embarrassed
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>>83444660
>that weird black slime that it grows
Absolutely brutal dude you gotta wash that fucker out once in a while. that shits Mold
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>>83444669
Given the rest of your family is incestuously pining for you I'm surprised he didn't steal the toy to use on himself later. Good for you, having a non-degen family member. If my dad found my toys he'd probably beat me into a coma. Anyway, post pinky finger.
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>>83444678
It works as lube and it's free. I'm hikki I don't got the dosh for all the lube I'd need otherwise.
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>>83444617
I wish I had seen them rip your bikini off, femanon.
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>>83444617
I feel your entire side family is somehow related to Epstein and trying send your belongings to some billionaire as an initial offering before gift wrapping you in person. Be careful.
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>>83444617
>Why
You're legal now so its hunting season for em
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>>83444617
fuck the 39 year old guy would you date a 23 year old robot
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>>83444617
Wow your family fucking sucks dude
>>83444683
I wouldn't touch mold with my dick but ok
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>>83444824
>I wouldn't touch mold with my dick but ok
I used a handful of my own shit from the toilet once. It cleans off. Who cares?
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>>83444834
You've got to be trolling you nasty fucker
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>>83444617
Your body must be extremely sexy for your whole family to be thirsting for it
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>>83444617
Your story is a larp, it's too erotic to be real.
You should fuck those cousins
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>>83444617

>all the horny teenagers
wat? what horny teenagers?

how did you know your 'uncle' is spying on you

>ask for my cousin to grab my phone from my room
>he goes through my SUITCASE and pulls out my vibrator
seems improbable that your cuz would do that



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