Would you date a girl that's a ventriloquist? >Buddy you better like kinky stuff if you get with her.Franky, don't be disgusting! Don't listen to him.>I'm disgusting? I'm not the one with my hand up a guy's ass.
>>83445434A what? All I need is for her to not be fat or ugly.
>>83445434I would, but only if she makes me her fleshpuppet at least once. And yeah I would also watch her normal acts all the time.
>>83445434Ventriloquism is horribly, horribly cringeworthy. Ventriloquists are insufferable people who do not know when it's appropriate to do the puppet and when to stop.
Yeah that's based. A ventriloquist act is basically just channelling all your intrusive thoughts into a homunculus. I would very much enjoy just chatting shit with her and progressively turning her puppet into a racist.
>>83445434This is probably the best one of these threads you've ever made. You can probably retire this gimmick now, because it's all downhill from this peak.
>>83445437if she was fat and ugly I'd want to date her even more
>>83445505Wow. Yeah you put it into words perfectly, what I was feeling.
>>83445462Hey that's not very nice pal.
>>83445434sure, but performative women are all crypto dykes and she would stop having sex with me after a few weeks
>>83445434If she's hot and good at it, sure.
>>83445776She's good at it.
>>83445434Would she put her hand up my ass tho?
>>83446001I already love her
>>83446032Don't be so crass
>>83445434>>83446032>>83446265Ideally she would stick her hand up my butt and make my peepee talk.
>>83446565What would it say?
>>83447187>I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here is my handle, here is my spout, When I get all steamed up, I just shout, 'Tip me over and pour me out!
>>83445434Sure. Could I get a dolljob though? Or what do you ventriloquists refer to them as? I want to be inclusive before you both get it. (Will you like me? that is the main question with most of these threads. Although, I like the fact that OP included a doll, once again sorry to the doll community, to it).
>>83447187"Brrr look at how cold and shriveled up I am since mommy took away my hoodie"
>>83445462>>83445505Duality of man?right? You guys just need to try a dolljob. Imagine her stone face and the doll glugh glugh glugh glugh. Miss piggy. Glugh glugh glugh glugh glugh.
I would date the doll
>>83445434hahaha this thread made me laugh, get a bump
