>family gathering>bumfuck nowhere family house so bad wifi>the boomers and millennials are arguing about politics/football and the gen alphas are talking about some skibidi dandy roblox 67 shit>me and my other adult zoomer female cousins are in an awkward spot and just do our own things in dead slient >saw my cousin took a dark romance book I once watched a video about>attempted to talk to her about the book to break ice and start a conversation>she looks at me in disgust and just ignores me for the rest the gathering >realized shortly after that its actually creepy when a guy that builds like a bear tries to discuss glorified smut with his cousin when the state is not Alabama Am I utterly fucked?
>>83445524She's just an asshole.
>>83445524she took the book so she's the creep
>>83445524why is you cousin reading porn at a family gathering
>>83445547White woman
>still obsessed with posting this book
>>83445619Wrong guyI just googled the first result for dark romance
>>83445524>my other adult zoomer female cousins>cousinSJust talk to a different one, it's ok. Have a few beers in the garden, play truth or dare after
>>83445524I'm usually the weird one at gatherings, especially when it's in the middle of nowhere. Just chilling alone with booze, looking at the sky, sometimes listening to boomer stories, pissing loudly behind the sauna etc. Has been a while actually, should totally go next year
>>83445619Its literally another book, just working on the same trope.
>>83445524>realized shortly after that its actually creepy when a guy that builds like a bear tries to discuss glorified smut with his cousin when the state is not AlabamaIs it?She brought it to a family gathering in full view of all attending, she's the weird one.
>>83445985Bet she didn't expect someone else will realize its a porn book. Many girls does that
>>83445524>am I the creep even though she reads that shit Anon, you are hopeless. Completely hopeless.
>>83446029Nag its wrird
So she's reading a book with a shirtless minotaur on the cover at the table? Are you sure you're not in Alabama?
>>83445524>that book cover>thinly veiled bbc thread
>>83445524You did absolutely nothing wrong, she just acted that way because you're probably fat and ugly. Yes, women are indeed that shallow and pathetic. Trust me, what you've experienced is extremely mild and vanilla, they even act that way towards their own brothers, their brains are programmed to always run on sexual politics mode. You will NEVER be able to hold a normal, meaningful conversation with a woman, they're just not capable of it.
>>83446911To put even more context into it, had you been good looking you could have told her you like smelling dog shit in your free time and she would have thought that is the funniest thing ever.
>>83446847Wdyfc
>>83445524If you were hot, she would have taken up the conversation, and it would have lead somewhere. BP even applies for incest.
