>>83446772
Fire
burn the whole block

Its over for salsacels

>>83446772
Here are some preliminary questions.
Do any of them have known alergies?
Are any of them illegals?
Can you give a phycological profile of your family members?

>>83446772
act as cringe as possible in retalitaion

c:<

>>83446955
Here's an anon with a plan. I'm partial to minor, ongoing psychological warfare. Erode at them slowly until your happy with the results. Let's see social media, secrets, pictures, affairs, work lives, ect.

>>83446955
>illegals
no, we're in europe
>alergies?
as far as i know, my dad is allergic to some spray we have for clothing there and i've tried using it before to shoo him by spraying it everyday on my room but my mother got pretty feral about it and i don't want to enrage the ogress again
>psychological profile
don't know how to explain it well without writing half a book about them but my sister acts infantile around them laughing aloud about any dumb shit they do like an autist, doesn't interact with me at all because of bullying her and insulting her a lot when i was little because of this aforementioned hyperactivity. mother is probably the head of the household and thats why i call my father a cuck because he doubles over on whatever the fat bitch has to say, she has the mental maturity of a 8 yr old though and does shit just to spite me and i'm like 90% convinced she has some sort of ocd or bipolar disorder. dad is the most "normal" out of the 3 but he's more serious about his warnings and would probably beat my ass if i tested his patience too much (he did one time kek), right now is the reason why im wasting my weekends because he said some bullshit about "family time together" just to make me not be able to play anything or talk to someone with my stuff because i won't "share" time with them (their definition of that is rotting in the couch watching tv, doing irrelevant shit for the sake of doing them because they're traumatized of any kind of sloth, and going outside and acting like tourists despite us being here for multiple years and doing retarded normienigger shit while being loud and bothersome)
i have some other problems outside of family but if they simply left me alone i would already be removing over half of the burden i have to carry everyday, i don't remember when was the last time i had a proper holiday because they always do some retarded shit to stop me from enjoying my free time because they have a crab mentality from hell

>>83446997
i've actually tried slowly leaking their information before on an obscure youtube channel but i gave up because i forgot about it, got too lazy and now that i recall it, i think it's better for me to deal with them inside personal space instead of sparking some gay internet drama and involving everyone i know into the war i have with them, if i had pictures of them in my pc i would definitely post them right now though

>>83447109
What are the odds that you could get creds to their social media or install keyloggers? Normally you can find some good shit there. Maybe youd be lucky enough to get some sort of black mail, then use something untraceable to extort

>>83447078
let us focus more on your mom since she seems to have a predisposition to mental instability. do you know of any ticks that she has? small actions that would cause her to be irrationally angry? You could engineer situations where your sister or father are the ones to set her off. I'm thinking you could weaponize your family against one another

>>83447129
they would absolutely whoop my ass and lock my shit inside a safe or sell it
but yes, i could look into their history and probably find something, i do remember once finding a porn link in my mom's phone when i was little and i knew it was fucked up and even thought of blackmailing but thought it would be useless because my dad wasn't even there adn it would probably cause some sort of divorce and didn't want to end up in some custody dispute. as far as i know my dad is probably free from any bad history but my mom could be different, im afraid it could be the same though, her shitty greasy 2018 phone can't run shit

>>83447247
By any chance, are you their personal tech support? If they get a new phone, are they gonna ask for your help?

>>83447237
literally doing anything against her in repetition already ticks her off and it's even worse when my father's off for some job outside of the city when she gets even more irrational and threatens beating my head into the wall and destroying my electronics with a hammer, they could be empty threats but if she knew they didn't work she would simply stop instead of saying them still like it's some way to vent her rage onto me, or she's just that retarded and stubborn on making it work
if my family did it in a way to intentionally tick her off then it could work but they actually bend to her and sometimes she does shit without even asking, i had a space in my room full of old memorabilia from school including from my oneitis and i came home one time to the bitch just redoing my shit upside down and with it she trashed some of the stuff i kept, even the fluff ball that kept some of her smell. when she does the same shit to my family they just forget within a week because their spic brains have no problem adapting to her adult autism, birds of a feather come together or however that saying goes
>>83447317
my dad, i wish i was tech literate but i unfortunately retained some of their retard genes (though they wouldn't have been amplified so hard if they didn't treat me like shit when i was little and still bright and clever), i've tried to learn code before but im just too retarded to understand any programming syntax, in a spectrum though im their second best option but they have not asked me for help on anything

>>83447355
I'm not talking about coding. My mom has me come over and help her with almost everything related to tech. "Can you setup my printer?" "My phone is running slow, can you take a look?" Thats when you'd snatch her socials creds. Then peep in on messenger, texts, ect.

>>83447400
yes i got a bit derailed, but i said it to highlight my illiteracy in those aspects, they just ask my dad because he's the one that knows how to do that, they just ignore the problems if he isn't available and will keep doing so instead of asking me or looking up a tutorial, the only reason i don't ask him for help too is because i keep good care of my electronics. i guess im technically their second best option but they'd rather completely ignore whatever bug is going on with their devices or if they need help setting up something instead of asking me for help, like a nigger not replacing the carbon monoxide detector battery
i guess it's because they know i hate them, but they'll ignore me for that which could actually give me an advantage but then pester me for some other retarded shit like cleaning the fan's grid once a week (completely fucking useless but my mom has some kind of ocd so she forces me to do it or she spergs out), i feel like they're onto me way more than i believe