You don't have a girlfriend because you're unkempt and look like a bum. Get a haircut, shave your face pubes, and wear nice clothes.
>>83447871>groom myself>get a haircut>dress nice>sit inside my house in my dark room and girls break down my front door in a rush to come ask me outthanks op, youve saved my life with your advice
i'll still be ugly and weird.
>>83447871>get haircut>6 months later have to cut it againNo thanks. I'm just going to grow it out forever
>>83447871Nah. I don't have a GF because I choose not to participate in society.
>>83447871Eliot Rodgers maxxxing
>>83447871What about my maxilla?
>>83447871I don't have a girlfriend because I am not chad and refuse to put even the slightest amount of effort into creating or maintaining a relationship with a modern woman.
>>83447871>shave daily>dress well>shower daily>keep hair neatwhere is my girlfriend?
>>83447871I'm perfect just the way I am actually, 100% deserving of love.
>>83447871My girlfriend likes it when my pube beard tickles the inside of her thighs and cunny.
>>83447871LlES AND SLANDER
>>83448255New Vance meme just dropped
>>83448130would you accept a woman as your girlfriend simply because she does those things, or would you find her company unbearable and her personality irritating, boring, and flat because you did not bother to vet for actual compatibility? i suppose if you are just using her for sex it does not matter, but in that case a prostitute or slut would be better worth your time. minimal investment, maximum reward, responsible handling of any complications reproductive or otherwise, no follow up. a girlfriend will likely not behave like the porn star you want in bed, she will drain your finances and fill you with absurd drama, and she will almost certainly keep it if she actually gets pregnant. good luck for the next 18-to-life.
>>83448145You are deeply flawed and could do better, still 100% deserving of love
