>wipe too hard once>leak brown liquid for a whole week from my ass, even when i don't need to shitIs this what if feels getting older?
>>83449342>always finger ass with the tp when wiping>finger it until the tp comes out white>start bleeding>ass always hurts>constantly bleeding when I finger it>hurts to shit>hurts to sit>itches all the time>feels lumpyam i die
i sure fucking hope not, jesus. i wipe till i bleed from the rough friction and have never had any issues and if some develop i will fkn kms
>>83449342are you sure it isnt the massive dildo you fuck yourself with causing this?
>>83449394But i'm not gay anon, i don't like things up my ass 3:<
>>83449359It's probably hemorrhoids anon
>>83449418Do I have to stop fingering myself or what?
>>83449434Yes, you don't have to put toilet paper up your ass, what the hell man
>>83449359maybe don't do that and just get a bidet?
>>83449444But there's shit up there
>>83449444have you tried, though? there's shit in there, and it's close enough to make you feel filthy if you don't wipe deep
>>83449402well then maybe you need to go to the doctor because what you are describing isnt normal
i can't hold my piss as long as i used to. do I've dribbled piss more than onceI'm 25
>only use TP whenever I don't have a choice>use shower wand to wash away all the shit from my asshole>get a little soap on hand, scrub ass with hand>rinse>ass so clean you could eat it like the faggot you are
>>83449342Are you gay anon? Thats likely the answer
>>83449491>>83449484That means you didn't finish shitting man, i wipe when i'm completely done, not when i still have shit in my colon>>83449501Probably going to do that after the holidays, hoping for cancer so i can get out of here
>>83449883>doesn't wipe after each turd leaves his ass
>>83449342Anal sex does that. I think its by 40 that anal sex lovers start to have to use a diaper