>>83449984
>From now on, whenever a normie at my wagie job asks me how many girls I've slept with, I'll say 14. Which is the amount of drunk women I've (extensively) groped.
r9k in 2025

who the fuck asks people this? I only can see someone asking someone this if they see someone who's insecure and likely a virgin/insecure mannerisms from their appearance

>>83450002
Normies ask me because I'm ugly and short.

>>83450002
This. If they're asking you, it's not because they want to "get to know you". It's because you fucked up and they want to shame you.

>>83450002
Well you answered your own question. Because people ask me this all the time. Then when I tell them they look at me shocked like they can't believe it. They don't shame me for it though, they just look like they can't believe it like I'm some kind of alien creature.

>>83450036
Ohh.. Noo that can't be!! They'r shaming me? I fucked up? Oh nooo!!

I know I don't fit in, retard. That's the point. I didn't fuck up, they fucked up.

>>83450002
>>83450019
He's kinda right. At my job there was this shorter ugly guy who always had a chip on his shoulder and everyone would say he would be a lot less edgy if he got laid and would joke about him being a virgin. Obviously not every workplace is the same, but most places that require physical labor are gonna have guys who like to banter uglier and lower status men like that

>>83450045
Tell them you got game and it's all about just having balls and asking women and then you get the girl. It's a movie trope they all believe and it's hilarious.

>>83450002
i had a normie ask me if i am virgin. tbf this is a mutual friend, but i still don't know him like that. i think he was just vibe checking me because why would you ask me that. i know i am sperg, but it should be obvious. our mutual is a slayer (not the one that asked me). am 24

>>83450036
never seen this. have been asked by women who were considering me but nobody else. i admit i am a bit of a recluse though. asking somebody about bodycount to shame them sounds like middle school shit.

How did you find them? Under the clothes or over? Were they conscious? Did it makes you stiff? Were they scared?

>>83450079
Some over but they wore leggings, some under if they had a short skirt. They were conscious just drunk. I got a boner kek.

Most of them froze up, I think that's a common reaction, and some rare low inhib foids yelled at me kek

>>83450061
>sounds like middle school shit.
That's exactly where it came from. Hell, most social warfare tactics came from that period and they work, so people keep using them even if they dress up the language a bit more sometimes. Wanna win? Then learn to play the game, faggot.

>>83450246
It's not just about winning.

I could say "oh no, I never had any hookups, just stable relationships" and it would fit their instinctive view of me, as a short guy with no chin, as a beta, but in an acceptable way, because they would think I have had a gf or two.

I could also say any number. 5, 7, 8...

The point here is to secretly stick it to society and to the women I sexually abused because they were whores and deserved it.

>>83449984
Normies do that? Under most circumstances asking someone bluntly how many people they've fucked would be considered harassment.

>>83450558
Pissing everyone else off is fun and games until they act on it and rekt your life worse than you could alone. Sex-related things are especially inflammatory. You've been warned.

>>83450610
Yes, they go on the attack when properly motivated. The fuck do you think?

>>83450657
I'm not telling normies I groped anyone. Just secretly counting them as hookups to spite society.

Anyway if I'm going to piss people off I carry a knife. Normies can't do shit because I am better than them.

>>83450750
I honestly don't even know what you're trying to accomplish, but then again I'm not a perpetual mental teenager so what the fuck do I know?

>>83450773
"mental teenager" is basically normie speak for NEET or poor, which I'm neither of those. idiot