Why are you on this board? I'm not asking how you found this board, but the reasons you're lurking and posting here.I myself mostly blogpost and talk about porn (I find it interesting enough to post) when not feeling like doing anything else. When I'm in especially foul mood, I call argument-ready people here retarded.
>>83454538I'm lonely and this place has a few lonely people every now and then, so I come here even though I don't have much in common with users here. I used to want to get a gf from here but it feels like I'm too high functioning compared to most people here.
Forgot to include this question in the OP>>83454548What do you usually post about?
I am a sad lonely mentally ill freak loser. I come here when I'm at my worst and cry like a faggot. I have nothing going on in my life and really just want to kill myself even when im at my best.>>83454548You sound like a fucking normalfag cunt. Choke on your own cock and die please.>>83454551I dont remember. I doubt anything ive ever posted was worth reading or responding to. How the fuck did i ever think anything i had to say was worthwhile or worth sharing? Ramblings of a sad lonely faggot, im not even a real schizo so theres nothing interesting about it.
>>83454632why are you so hostile? what made you lash out?
>>83454650Probably when you said>Hello I am a neurotypical normalfag looking to swoop in and save an autistic cutie from herself and you incels.Im going for a walk in the dark now. Maybe I'll jump in front of a speeding truck and have it pop my head open like a watermelon! I can dream.
>>83454673bye normie, hope you enjoyed roleplaying
>>83454538I don't feel like answering that nowbut cute cat, hope you have a very merry christmasu
>>83454551I just hope someone vaguely talks about some of their hobbies and try to chime in when I can. I don't like to talk about myself.>>83454632>You sound like a fucking normalfag cunt. Choke on your own cock and die please.I'm not at all normal. In fact, I would say my achievements so far have been because I'm abnormal. I'm khhv, which is definitely not the norm.
>>83454760>of their hobbiesI'm curious about that. I myself am having the masculine urge to get a seving kit, order some ball joint dolls and start making my own dolls
>>83454538Been browsing 4chan since like 2008Life kinda progressed somehow, i got lucky i guess, got some decent rolls in life, but i'm a cyborg/failednormie.no irl friendsno gfjust work and hobbiesmisery loves company so i come here to suffer with my bros and usually nicepost these days.some retarded part of my thinks i could find a similarly oddball gf here because women IRL are just too normal for me and idk where else i could find such a woman.
I like to say opinions I can't say elsewhere. I am a very outspoken feminist and that got me banned off lolcow and reddit
I'm bored is why and doomscrolling /r9k/ is way better than doom scrolling any social media site.
>>83454906>any social media siteOther boards are also social media spaces.>>83454901are you that anon who's baiting everyone in a dozens of threads?
>>83454538>>83454551i feel completely isolated from normal society, I don't fit in anywhere except for here. I hope I can maybe find a gf from here since they would be able to understand meI don't post much but I when I do it's usually blog posting, updating this site about my life even though I doubt anyone would care, i usually just talk to people in threads with similar interests or stuff like that
>>83454911Don't care, didn't ask. This is no longer the incel board and the sooner you realize that the posters then and now are larping as loser incel neets, the better.
>>83454915>gf from here since they would be able to understand meI wish you will never find her. seriously, if you do for that reason, it's going to make you both even more miserable>>83454919huh? no clue what you're referring to
>>83454932yeah im not expecting to find a gf here, ive accepted that girls will never like me and its just sort of an inside joke i have with myself that i just gotta find a r9k gf
>>83454778Oh are you gonna design their outfit too? It's nice to see someone with a creative hobby.
>>83454948yeah, I'm drawing it right now but getting distracted by postingI want her to look like plain doll from bloodborne, but a lot simpler, because it's my first doll>>83454943I see. Some people are really unreasonable about this and they have a lot of drama afterwards
>>83454538this board is my home, and i consider robots as something akin to siblingswe may fight and argue sometimes, we may also have wholesome, interesting, weird talks, or all of the above and more, but we're all together in the end, for better or worsenowadays i've been lurking more than posting but i'm still here, loltl;dr /r9k/ is my home and i appreciate the people here
>tl;dr for three-line post
>>83454957yeah idk why they get dramatic about it, the chances you'll find a fem robot on here that actually likes you is pretty slim.>>83454963i appreciate you too anon, you're pretty cool me thinks
>>83454957>yeah, I'm drawing it right nowThat's pretty cool. Does that mean you'll need to do some tailoring yourself? I wish I could draw too. I know I can practice but I feel it'd take me an absurdly long time to draw something very basic. I used to want to draw a custom star wars character with all the weapons and gear.
>>83454968... with how trashed people's attention span is nowadays, i feel like i have to, kek>t. may ramble>>83454977i am unworthy of such praise but i shall accept it graciously, thank you anonyou gave me my first smile of the day too, please never change, you kind soul you :>
>>83454977it's not even the chance itselfsome people rarely get their dreamed /r9k/ e-gfs but since they are most probably both mentally ill in some way people, the whole romance ends up in a huge drama and mutual trauma dumping>>83454985>you'll need to do some tailoring yourself?Yes, this is why I want to start. I have no clue why I'm interested in artistic stuff like sewing, writing and drawing when I was preparing my whole life to be a computer science guy>I feel it'd take me an absurdly long time to draw something very basicI know what you mean. I don't mind taking my time.
>>83454996i just like being friendly anon, it doesn't cost anything to be kind and I'm always the butt end of insults and everything so I try and be nice to everyone
>>83454911>baiting in dozens of threadsI post a lot but never bait I just say what I feel and respond in turn. Back in MY DAY baiting was being a pill for no reason it didn't mean anon I disagree with
>>83454996I understand you want to be nice, but please, being overly polite and humble makes your intentions seem suspicious.>>83455013You might be another person then. I was thinking about someone specific who enters threads and starts attacking people for unrelated reason.
>>83455024You sound a little soft for 4chan are you that fag that screeched at me in the other thread, deleted a ton of posts then acted ignorant about the archive? If so, funny
I mostly lurk in the hopes of finding an easily corruptible fembot for my own amusement.
>>83454985>I feel it'd take me an absurdly long time to draw something very basicforgot to say but doing something solely for fun, gives you no deadlines so you don't have to stress out about drawing too slow>>83455044>a little soft for 4chanwhat does it even mean?>deleted a ton of postsdon't remember doing that
>>83455011>it doesn't cost anything to be kindreal shit, mani appreciate kind people also because of the heat i used to get (and still do sometimes)a bit of kindness goes a long way, doubly so if you're having a rough day or somethingalso that's a pretty dope picture, i'm yoinking this lol>>83455024>your intentionslook man, don't overthink itright now we're just having a nice chat, nothing morenot sure what about that makes you suspicious but again, don't overthink it
>>83454538War against normies. They're winning, but we gotta keep fighting to get our board back. The sex haver infestation is off the charts, too many gf havers as well.
This board is the fifth layer of HellI, slothful, lay submerged in its filth drowning eternally in black mud beneath the thrashing rage of those who never succumbed to despair.
>>83455055Too soft hearted for a place like 4chan where the culture is cutthroat and funny
>>83455053>inb4 hunter became hunted>>83455067hope you're sincere, because I can't for hell understand these internet fightershow exactly are you fighting the normie infestation?>>83455065>don't overthink itthese things are taken instinctively>>83455074>soft heartedwhat makes you say that?>culture is cutthroat and funnyit stops seeming that way if you take it easy, it's a website, not some battlefield
>>83455065thanks, i like garfield. garfield is cool
>>83455085It's a website where we are allowed to be funny and subversive and people like you ruin the vibe trying to enforce weenie hut jr policies I had some nigger tell me to be kinder todaySome of you need to be punched
>>83455096>enforce weenie hut jr policieshuh? where?
>>83455086garfield is my spirit animal basicallybeen likened to the fucker a bit too often a few years back when i still talked to more people than i do today, lolgood taste, anonyou read the comic strips too?>>83455085>these things are taken instinctivelyaye, and i'm sorry you've grown so distrustful of people, that shit sucksi wear my heart on my sleeve so what you see is what you get, i'm that simple a creature
>>83455123>and i'm sorry you've grown so distrustful of peopleI'm not complaining, since it spared me some trouble in life.>so what you see is what you getI guess I do. Not that people change from complaints on imageboards.
>>83455123i read them a bit, getting a comic strip calender soon.I've been likened to him as well, mainly because of red hair but I do act a bit like him
>>83454538i'm jealous of other girls my age who've maxxed out their male attention desu.
>>83455190hello, can i pay you attention on shitcord
>>83455207yeah, not that I have anything better to dowhat's yours?
>>83454538A few people on this board are the only ones that get it. I feel lonelier anywhere else
>>83455213raccoonscape
>>83455213this isn't me xd, u gettin scammed
>>83455151>it spared me some trouble in life.it did spare me as well but when it gets to the point of doubting people for no good reason other than them existing or something, then you know something's wrongmy policy nowadays is to go along with what people say, but i'll only believe what i see and take everything with a grain of saltunless something really doesn't make sense, discrepancies and misunderstandings may happen, so i think it's a better call to go along with it until proven otherwise, lol>Not that people change from complaints on imageboards.not immediately at leastit may plant a seed in their heads though so don't let that stop you from trying, anonit's nice that you care enough to even go that far, honestly>>83455181>comic strip calenderoh shit that sounds nicei'd get one too but i don't use physical calendars, never did really... but yeah that's pretty dope>mainly because of red hairyou have red hair? goddamn dude that's great loli fucking love gingers, lol>I do act a bit like himthen do tell me you're absolutely fucking livid at today because i know i am and misery loves company :^)FUCK mondays
>>83455219just kiddingget fucked simp>>83455222correct, madam
>>83455224yeah the calender looks nice, its got a strip for each day so im excited haha.It's nice to have some appreciation for my red hair, i get bullied for it a lot. yeah was pretty livid, monday and an 8 hour shift stacking shelves, what can I do tho. I have tomorrow off so I'm happy
>>83455224>other than them existing or somethingI often doubt people, but I also doubt that they have a greater effect on me so in total it's whatever>so don't let that stop you from tryingnah, I like to take it easy
>>83455106Oh sorry I forgot the new zoomer thing was pretending you don't understand people you disagree with. Tiring
>>83455261>disagree withabout what?
>>83455252>its got a strip for each dayoh that's actually really nicesee if they follow any chronological order in particular or something when it arrives, i think that'd be a nice detail to add>i get bullied for it a lot.people just have fucking poor taste, mani'm sure your hair is great>monday and an 8 hour shift stacking shelvessounds rough, thank you for your effort though>tomorrow offoh? do you also work sat and sun then?me i'm just a regular ol' office worker so i get sat and sun off like a lot of others>>83455256>in total it's whatevera surprisingly healthy take, lolmight be a bit contradictory but i mean, if it works then it works, right?>I like to take it easy+1 respect, absolutely basedspeaking of that... i wonder.
>>83455351>see if they follow any chronological orderidk the strips could be random. might be chronological but idm, more garfield is good for me>I'm sure your hair is greatthanks anon, ive always hated it cause it makes me stand out even more but I've learnt to accept itI work a very random set of days, whatever they roster me on is whatever I'm working, i would love to become an office worker though, I feel I'd do good in it
>>83455375>the strips could be random.aye, i'm just saying, check out if they are, lolagain, a nice little detail (like an easter egg), but true, more garf is nice>it makes me stand out even morethat's true, gingers are uncommon here toothere's a guy at work who has ginger hair too, i find it quite nice lolhe's a real nice dude too, showed quite a bit of interest in my kimono when he first joined so i may get him one as well>very random set of daysoh, one of those jobs, huh?man, i admire your bravery, i don't think i could work like thati'm a creature who likes predictability so if i don't know when i'll be off then i can't plan myself and my life falls into chaoshow often are you rostered?
>>83455530would be a nice easter egg. I really dont like standing out which I already do cause im super tall and lanky, so the ginger hair and pale skin makes it even worse, but I'm getting better with it.You have a kimono? that's pretty cool!I don't like my randomness at work, i'd prefer a 9-5 at an office any day, i like predictability. they usually roster me on for a max of 6 days a week, sometimes its less, a lot of my shifts are at night time so It doesn't feel like I'm rostered on many days
>>83455581>im super tall and lankylol man some people would kill to be in your shoes right now, according to the shit you see around this placebut yeah, i can imagine someone of your build would definitely stand out, but hmm... maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing?i mean blending in and going by unnoticed is very doable (difference between being seen and being noticed), but in case you do want to stand out for someone in particular, i think you'll have an advantage>You have a kimono? that's pretty cool!thanks, anoni bought it a while ago on the internet, black one that goes down to my knees and has these swan patterns over itwhenever my friend visits, i'm giving it to him though, so i'll have to buy some more until then>i'd prefer a 9-5 at an office any dayhmm... what kind of work would you want to do then, ideally?>they usually roster me on for a max of 6 days a weekah so it's a weekly thing? sorry if my question came out unclear, that's what i was asking lolthat's pretty fucked though, like if they were to give you one monthly roster then that'd be better but weekly is harsh...>a lot of my shifts are at night timegodspeed, anonnight shifts are especially harsh... although i imagine yours don't extend into the late night, do they?
>>83454538gemuinely here just for the twinks and trannies
this board is entertaining. it's free form discussing like /b/ but not filled with porn generals and bots like /b/.
>>83455724>maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thingidk anon, I would get bullied constantly in school cause i stuck out so i don't like sticking out at all>what kind of work do you want to do thenI'm not sure, something in an office ideally, have my own cubicle and just tap away all day, I'm considering going to university to get a degree in accounting but I'm unsure>weekly is harsh....yeah it sucks but I can't complain, I get decent money>yours don't extend into the late night do they?all my night shifts finish at 11, so not too late, I'm usually late getting home since my job is right next to a bar and I like getting plastered after work. it doesn't help I live basically next door to my job so theres no reason not to get plastered
i'm bored while i'm waiting to a get a job again, then i will have money for weed on weekdays and ketamine on weekends
