I discovered I'm a sexual vampire and can feed on the life force energy of ugly overweight men.
>>83459937So you have BPD?
>>83459945Undiagnosed yes most likely
>>83459937>feed on the life force energy of ugly overweight men.so you have an onlyfans?
>>83459937I can make you immortal
>>83460254No. Maybe I will at some stage but I kind of despise that tier of prostitution. I'm currently on Grindr trying to talk boys into coming to visit me.
>>83460278you're a tranny? do you pass?
>tfw no bpd sex vampire gf who just uses me to feed
>>83460288I identify as two-spirit male so Im fundamentally male so no and I'm not trying to. I work out a lot tho and am starting to look not too shabby.If you're into hoes larping as boys in male bodies..
>>83459937>ugly overweight menomg, I can make her feel more alive, I'm in!
>>83460310so you're a chad and have a penis but you have the mind of a woman?
>>83460322Basically yes. I'm two people and my sexuality is more or less exclusively the domain of my female side. I'm into both men and women.
>>83459937unironically same shit, im more real than you though. youre just an attention whore doing bullshit online, im absorbing gallons of literal loosh energy to fuel my chaos magic by sucking off fat neets, truckers, and cheating husbands.
Tis a slow day on Grindr today. Put together a meet with an ftm trans for sometime in the future but so far today zippo.Everyone is happy jerking off at home I guess. What a senseless waste.
>>83460436oh based if you're actually on grindr sucking them off and also fucking pooners then we are just brothers in arms. stay thirsty my friend but also don't come to my town, this territory is spoken for
>>83460440DW comrade I won't come fishing in your pond. I used to pretty much only do stuff for pay cos I didn't know how I would feel about it afterwards. I figured 'hey, at least if I hate myself I'll have liquor money to wash the taste out of my mouth'.Turns out I actually kinda liked it.
Lol someone was keen by the sounds until I just told them the building I live in and they blocked me instantly.Makes you proud, I've become a complete inverted snob.
>>83460523>New ZealandI'm so sorry.
>>83460561New Zealand is based except for how expensive everything is. If you're not a potato with your budgeting tho it's not too bad.Beautiful weather, hot summers, cold winters, beautiful scenery, oceans and rivers you can swim in, plenty of air and open space what's not to love?I was born in the UK so the air and the space here I really appreciate. People that were born here don't know how lucky they are.
>>83460590New Zealand is an absolute, objective shithole. It's an utter toilet of a nation on the arse end of the world. Saying there's beautiful weather when there's rain 8 days a week is the most bald-faced lie I've heard in my entire life.>what's not to love?The country?The people?The culture?The everything?>so the air and the space here I really appreciate.New Zealand is a clone of your country you daft pom. Maybe go a tidge north of London and you'd see they're identical?>People that were born here don't know how lucky they are.There's a reason everyone born there is leaving, muppet.
>>83460610This is the view from my shithole tier apartment building. I love the old buildings and history of the UK but when is the last time you saw this in North London?Also I can walk around anytime of day or night dressed however I want with like zero chance of getting randomly stabbed.Even the gangsters here are nice.
>>83460610And all the normies are leaving cos Aussie wages are better. As someone on neetbux with diagnosed schizophrenia I am currently not looking to follow any kind of career path. I'm currently medically unable to even if I wanted to.
>>83460640Shithole alright, single pane window absolutely writhing in black mold. A couple trees and blue sky, what a novel concept that nowhere else in the world has or can offer.>when is the last time you saw this in North London?Considered maybe... leaving London you dense idiot? Going up north a bit more to the other regions?>Also I can walk around anytime of day or night dressed however I want with like zero chance of getting randomly stabbed.>Even the gangsters here are nice.You're committed to the bit. Go walk down K'Rd on a Friday night and let me know if you come back without some regressed non-humanoid accosting you for simply existing. You don't get stabbed in New Zealand, you get bashed to death instead by a pack of howler monkeys in hoodies. >>83460664Because Australia is immensely better on every single metric.
>>83460523>NZwe're good but you must have some absolutely massive and also broke and retarded islanders to suck off. lil jelly>used to pretty much only do stuff for payFunny, I never got into that even though I'd be completely down. Hard enough to find somebody Right Now even for free most days, its tough out there
>>83460672>Because Australia is immensely better on every single metric.Aussie is currently roasting in a 40 degrees Celsius plus heat wave. Weather is beautiful here over the last month. Nice sunny days with light breeze temp in to 20s with the odd day of rain to stay home and listen to Opeth.Also nature isn't trying to kill us here with very few animals and insects that can hurt you. Before the end of this summer I'm gonna go live at the beach for a few days. I'm gonna sleep on the ground and I won't even need insect repellent.Why do you hate NZ so much? It's turbocucked in terms of diversity and half the radio ads being in Maori but I can deal with that.A few months back I had a 120kg Maori try tell me I was pronouncing Kaikora wrong because of how the o in annunciated or some shit. My reply was simply 'I'm European so I don't pronounce vowels like that'He didn't get mad or do the Haka or nuffin I was like chur.
>>83460730Having lived in Australia for a good period of time, I can say fully that the weather is consistently far better. There's actual infrastructure and houses aren't built like dogshit, so you are comfortable regardless of the temperature. Enjoy it being colder in your home than it is outside during winter though?>Also nature isn't trying to kill us here with very few animals and insects that can hurt you.Overblown, reddit-tier meme. There's nothing that will kill you in the cities. Never seen a snake.>I won't even need insect repellent.The mozzies thank you>Why do you hate NZ so much?Because it is an abject shithole, and when your honeymoon phase wears off, you'll realize that too. Tall poppy syndrome, alcoholics that all beat the fuck out of each other, competitive anti-intellectualism, atrocious cost of living and zero real career opportunities. Nation of NIMBYs.
>>83460763>There's nothing that will kill you in the cities.I'm a nature child so enjoy being able to go camping with a tarpaulin in a backpack without getting eaten. >when your honeymoon phase wears offI've been here 20+ years manI agree wages are shit and cost of living is stupid but like I said, if you don't have the budgeting talent of a potato, it's manageable.
>>83460827Stockholm syndrome. Sad.
>>83460850Not sure what you're trying to achieve here in your attempts at trolling but pic related.You're probably just jelly you have to provide photo id to buy gasoline lol
>>83460673>I never got into that even though I'd be completely down.What I did was just make an advert on a page for male escorts then sit around waiting for my phone to go ding.I'm not a twink or especially young so it was slow going but you get some interesting encounters with prostitution. One time this guy had no dick cos he lost it to cancer, that was a challenge. Another time I had this guy that wanted me to inflate balloons while he jerked off.My first ever client was a mental health professional and another time I was hired by someone who worked in a respected position at the high court.Those kinds of clients are always interesting.
>>83460935>One time this guy had no dickBrutal, but how did you manage this one?
>>83460673This was my ex partner in crime. We pitched as both being bottoms and used to hustle guys online for theeesomes. He played a male role with the alias Dr. Jekyll and I played a female role with the alias Mr. Hyde.Was a lot of fun working together till he got himself in shit with some gangsters and ran off to respite care. Haven't seen him since.Partners in crime in prostitution is the best situationship give it a go if you ever get the chance.
>>83460968At one point there was 3 of us working together, this was the collage I made of us to send to people.And I managed that with a lot of effort. To keep the ick to a minimum I used mainly prostate stimulation and ball squeezing.
I love this photo of myself and my associate uncropped. I haven't captured too many photos of the devil.
>>83459937Just post a link to your pics
>>83461012>>83461257>tfw no squad of kiwi lads to whore withGenuinely why even bother to draw a single breath more
>>83461275I have no public galleries currently. Most audacious thing I have currently is my FetLife profile.
>>83461321Nm. I thought you were someone else. Not interested
>>83460763>Enjoy it being colder in your home than it is outside during winter though?This is actually true my ex gfs house was like this. First thing they did when they got up in the morning in winter was open all the doors and windows to let warming air in.
What does /r9k/ think of my Grindr bio? I think it's great even if it scares some of the normies away.I scrubbed the snap handle for board rules.
>>83461753>snapI don't like going off-app>emojisIn the US they don't let you use the ice, or the snowflake, or the leaves, or like fucking anything>scaring the normiesIt's mostly non-specific, or maybe I'm too low level gay, but I'm genuinely not sure what you are implying
>>83461753fyi that snap id can be pulled out of that image you did not properly edit it out
>>83461869>they don't let you use the ice, or the snowflake, or the leaves, or like fucking anythingTry the ice cube emoji. The snowflake and the breath cloud thing are blocked here also. Same with any money related emoji's. They don't like you soliciting on Grindr my comrade got range banned for a while lol couldn't make an account on any device.>I'm genuinely not sure what you are implyingThe witchy undertones of my poetry combined with the alcohol and drug references combined with the reference of magick would no doubt make a lot of people run a mile. Either cos they think I'm a psycho or that I'm weird.Fuck em tho idc, they're all probably boring ass NPC's anyway.
>>83461882Feel free to do so and send me a snap. I often post my handle in /soc/ threads.
