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>>83460018
>Eat the fucking bugs goy!

>>83460018
Im allergic to sea and land bugs

>>83460018
>crack open "sea bug"
>it's full of meat and exoskeleton is discarded
>crack open land bug
>it's full of goo and you're expected to eat the exoskeleton full of chitin

>vast majority of earth is ocean
>tons of fishies in the water
>we are expected to only eat the land animals and no one really eats the sea ones

>>83460046
Tpbp. Not only that, but land bugs are far more repulsive looking than "sea bugs"

>>83460046
Guess you don't like softshell crab huh?

Crustaceans are not bugs. Insects, arachnids or otherwise land dwelling arthropod. The meat is delicious. In 2050 when it is cricket brisket day at the commune cantine there will be no access to the sea

>>83460876
>when it is cricket brisket day at the commune cantine there will be no access to the sea
Will there at least be alchohol

>>83460885
No, the production of alcohol produces way too much CO2 to be sustainable. You will have your choice of sparkling water mixed with fruit juice and you'll like it.

>>83460018
ocean is presea-soned

>>83460859
I've never had it, but I would assume a soft shell would be much less problematic for a human's digestive system than trying to eat a bunch of ground up bug skeletons.

>>83460958
Fruit flavored juice. H2O for the production of fruit trees is much less efficient than extracting corn syrup and using that to sweeten sparkling synthetic flavored drinks, and then using the saved H2O for timber and carbon sequestration from discarded lumber.

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>>83460046
>crack open "sea bug"
>has parasites
>eat parasites raw
>fate worse than death
>crack open land bug
>warm and crunchy gooey goodness

>>83461305
I ain't Chinese, I don't eat things crawling with parasites raw. Your agreement is pretty funny though considering most parasites are basically bugs so you're just cutting out the middle man and eating them directly.

>>83460018
>looks ugly and pus comes out of it
>tastes delicious if properly cooked, truckload of proteins
Your taste is just shitty bro, also all of the below can destroy all of the above in a 1v1 lol, look at these fists some of then are carrying, literal weapons of death, and they can hurt humans, whats some shitty fly can do? land on an indians poop? c'mon.

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>>83461305
>he thinks land bugs lack parasites
Behold the horsehair worm.

>>83461573
This sort of thing is viscerally nauseating and horrifying. Why does it exist?

>>83461585
Yeah, it's absolutely horrific. It exists because nature is fucking bipolar as fuck. As beautiful as she can be, she can also be disgusting and cruel and vicious. Just wait until you find out about the gay butt fungus of cicadas or the sissy parasites of crabs. Nature can also be a colossal faggot too.

>>83460046
this, OP you wanna stop being a gay faggot now or just cope about it?

ocean bugs are wiser. They knew what could come with evolving to be on land and noped out of it.
That's why we eat them, hopefully to get some of that wisdom

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>>83461585

cause god is the demiurge and evil

>>83462396
God and demiurgos are not the same.

>>83460018
Because we see land bugs as pests.
If we lived underwater maybe we would find crustaceans gross and pests too.

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>>83460018
This OP has been typed by brown hands

>>83461305
i'm glad there are shabbos goys willing to eat the witchety grubs so i don't have to