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Alright I'll be the first one to say it. I want a boyfriend.

My goodness are we dead anymore. What happened to all the gaynons?

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>>83461912
I've retired from being a gaycel.

>>83461912
everyone just talks to their discord buddies or actual friends these days :(

>>83461912
maybe they overdosed on eggnog

im gonna stay skinny until i get a boyfriend, then ill just let myself get fat

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eventually you will have to answer to my posts if you wish for these threads to keep going you high standard snooty cunts

>>83462384
>your skinny salad-eating bf you could previously hold eaaily can now crush you with his big buttcheeks and burps and farts non-stop
that's very hot actually. Put some bulk as well and you're perfection

>>83461912
all dead from gayness, except storyanon who died of fat neet

cabbage salad is the best

finally the thread is back on track.

I think that captcha is killing this site. Shit's too annoying.

>>83463183
good, I don't want retards to post

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brutal archive, holy shit

>>83463183
all the captchas i get are easy and obvious [not picrel], are people really getting ones like this >>83462796 or worse?
are mine easy bc i dont live in a major city/india?

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I haven't felt this sick perhaps ever. My body is so tired every move feels so exhausting. But at least I stopped shaking and going to the bathroom all night. I wish I was healthy again.

>>83463262
I'm getting the worst version, 3 sets of 8 pictures to say which one stands out. It's not hard, just annoying and time consuming, makes posting a chore

>>83456365
Cuckbot origin story? Makes sense why he is so obsessed now

my straight friend and I always wrestle jokingly and I take the opportunity to feel his skin on mine

>>83463183
I had no clue on how to solve the ones with the shapes until I realized it was asking to find 2 pairs and choose the odd one out not ask what 4 items all had in common. After that they just became a slightly annoying minigame

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>>83461745
this looks like the perfect spot to lock up my future fatherly husband when he misbehaves or threatens to leave me.
shame I'll never have one

>>83463521
what even is that, it looks like a weird shaft or space

I predict the word splooge will make a comeback in 26

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>>83463267
*pat pat pat* feel better soon, and now that you're not going to the bathroom so much maybe you can get more sleep and feel better

>>83463183
nigga i have a developmental disability and I am seriously retarded and do not struggle. How low is your IQ?
>>83461912
they're all in jonahcord

>>83463763
Liminal prison
>>83463853
Bold prediction

>>83462591

rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated though I'm sure you all wish it to be true.

>>83453040
New meow nude just dropped?

>>83462615
Jeez meow post op does not look good..

>>83461912
i don't have anything to say half the time.
i guess today i was thinking of ways to make my room look nicer. maybe some fake plants.

>>83455700
what do you think about the endless threads like these

>>83464815
just gaybaiting the bipedos.

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So this is how it feels not to crave food at all? It's pretty awesome I must admit. Good thing I didn't renew my gym membership. Good thing I managed to shave the day before getting sick. It seems like there is a silver lining to this. I'd prefer silver bullets but I'll take what I can get.
>>83463906
Thank yu

i want to squeeze venti and hold him in my lap gently <3

anime girl :l
anime girl (male) :0

>>83465019
ohhh imagine being venti in that situation :3

>>83465025
Good lord meow.. Good thing finland isn't white then.

uhhhh why dont himbos want mentally ill neet sub-8 boys

>>83465097
get on e and lots of himbos will want you

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>>83465130
never will i ever stoop that low

>>83465097
Just innocentmaxx, I'm a mess but because I have a clean appearance and have a chill front, they meet up with me anyways
I drop hints that I'm a fuck-up after sex so I can be honest with them and they stay because I suck pp well.

>>83465488
kys faggot bragger

>>83465097
They do, in datting apps even 3s get messaged by himbos, even if you are ugly you would be surprised how many attractive men would reply, I just don't have the courage to meet them

>>83465674
I never meet them because I'm afraid my pictures don't demonstrate how fucked up I look how do you even get over this

because i am ugly

I look like those kind of gays that are clearly aging but act femme and cute to look twinkish and attractive but end up looking like an aunt or a grandma instead. It's really disheartening when I smile like that and take a picture, I bet most guys would get repulsed

I like christmas it's the one time you can watch shitty romances without people thinking your a faggot.

>>83466094
I hate romances unless they're actually good or gay, and I'm starting to hate gay ones too now because I'm jelly

two young boys falling in pure love

>>83466114
how young? Pedo

>>83466107
Miserable bastard. Can't blame you mind, but lord i love them, i have read and watched so many by now and it is just so beautiful to watch others in love even if i have never experienced it myself. Probably extreme coping or whatever but god it is heartwrenching be it straight gay whatever. I reccomend that strangers on the shore one that was big a while back if you want a gay one cried like 4 times watching it.

>>83466126
I'm not a fan of romances myself, I do love romance drama if a show is bland, but I'll watch a romantic movie by choice only if it's an actually well made one or a weird one like The shape of water, I never actively chosee to see normies fall in love. I used to love gay romances but I noticed they're always about pretty guys and kind of the same story everytime. So fuck normies and fuck chads
>stranger on the shore
Watched and liked it already, basically the only actual anime movie about gay relationships
>cried
That's adorable ngl, I'd watch a romance movie just to be with a cute guy like you who emotes to them. Romance isn't something I cry for or crave for in media, but I do like guys who are corny about it, it's cute

>>83466223
>The shape of water
I have been meaning to go pirate that for a while now actually thanks for reminding me.
>kind of the same story everytime
Yeah i will admit that is a big flaw with most romances, though if you look well you can find good ones definitely and they are often way cuter in my opinion.
>only actual anime movie about gay relationships
Yeah they're isn't many the only one popping to my mind right now is yes nor maybe i think. almost everything is a series instead though that might be for the best i am not sure.
>That's adorable
Thank you, normally i just refer to that as myself being a little bitch but it is nice to imagine some people find that cute to cry. I struggle to hold it back unfortunately even when i was an edgy teen sadly causing enough issues back in the day but oh well long gone now. Hope you have a good evening anon it is nice to talk.

>>83466370
most Del Toro movies are pretty good, you'll love it if you like dark fantasy
>yes nor maybe
Man the guys sure are hot, might check it out
>is a series instead
and usually gaybaiting...but I do enjoy series more I have to say. Longing for a gay shonen
>refer to that as myself being a little bitch
Now that's way less cute! Depogram yourself from this toxic masc bullshit because men who can express their feelings are wonderful, of course don't let people take advantage of your nature. I'm saying this as a guy, I love emotional men. I'd cuddle you after you had a good cry for a movie or celebrate with you if a movie made you very happy and dreaming, that's just to sweet. I also cry at movies sometimes btw, just a different kind
>Hope you have a good evening anon it is nice to talk
You too sweetheart

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chorb

how are you incels?
put on some girl clothes and go suck some lad off, faggots

>>83467295
u cheeky wanker
are u having a piss??

another day another frozen pizza, might buy myself some steam games for Christmas then regret it afterward.

going back in time to prevent the invention of ieee floating point numbers

What does your bedroom smell like?

>>83467959
I opened the window, it smells like rain

It's hard to parallel park
It makes me sad...

kids these days with their rear view cameras and range sensors

I never had to parallel park, not even for the driving exam. Luckily I live in the midwest with it's large stroads and mega parking lots so I never have to.

>>83467933
what are those i've neeever heard of them
-- wait a second!!

falling in love with honey balenciaga

I think I'll try baking some cookies tonight, they're the ready bake kind so not even I should be able to fuck them up. Of course cookies are the last thing my fat ass needs.

hmm, dad wants me to go to cristmaugh dinner at his friends house and i dont want to go because ill just be the fucking mute embarrassment that i always am
his reaction to my no made me feel bad and guilty and like i was mean

ive already embarrassed him in front of her before
stupid retard who cant speak

yay sugar cookies and icing which I am just eating with a spoon instead properly icing the cookies. Call me a fat disgusting pig please.

I don't like sugar cookies you should make better ones that I do like

>>83469206

that's all the store had when I bought them, I prefer sugar to others anyway. They're the ready bake kind as well.

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>>83463763
that's your future home, anon

need to smell stinky gayboy arm pits

Beating my son with a belt if he ever mentions a woman

I'm sorry, son. I HAVE to give you a prostate exam every week. We don't want you to develop prostate cancer, do we? Better safe than sorry. I don't want my sweet boy to die.

I'm going to rub my penis on yours. If you get an erection, I'm beating you,

>>83469689
and... what else would u do...

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>>83469650
kill youreself asap.

>>83470037
right as you wake up, before youve had time to shower or put on any deodorant, im gonna sniff ur pits anony and you cant stop me.

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>I'm a sick degenerate fucking puppy and I should be put down like a god damn dog
*literally the majority of women eating themselves ugly, unhealthy and often sterile*
*Ruining their brains with SSRIs and further uglying themselves up as much as possible with tats, piercings, hair dye, retarded haircuts, old bitch glasses, mens clothing and so on*
*watching every guy I've ever known ruined physically, psychologically, socially, economically just every god damn way possible from these fat festering neurotic BPDemons*
I'm OK
I am OK
I am dramatically more of an upstanding human being and less destructive to others and society on the whole by an order of magnitude that shouldn't even be possible to imagine.
It becomes really hard to have low confidence and demonize yourself into a perpetual torment of inescapable self-flagellation when half the population at large seems so repulsive and delusional that they are actively harming the continuation of the human race.
You can't reject normalcy and hate yourself for it if it was never on the table in the first place.

I sent a hand pic to some guy on discord and now he keeps calling me his gf and that he gooned to my hand pic.
Did I make a mistake?

>>83470688
your life was a mistake kys

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>>83470713
Why are you so mean to me? Did I do something wrong?

i wonder if kiwi knows i still seek ways to terrorize him

>>83470828
Whos kiwi

I might go to church tommorow, i am not religous but it might be nice to actually see some people for christmas,even if no fbf chances. Free food too from what i have read.

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Merry Christmas btw!!

>>83471759
You are a bit early but you probably won't be here tomorrow so fair enough. Merry christmas to you too anon.

i sincerely wish every single one of you worthless faggots a horrible christmas

>go to sleep an hour or two earlier to fix my sleep schedule
>wake up after 3 hours then struggle to fall asleep again
Every time. I hate my brain, need a bf to fix me PLS

>>83472322
I was going to propose to you anon but i guess now we are going to have to get a divorce instead. :(

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>>83472322
I'm not worthless, I just bought an apple cinnamon air freshener

>>83471759
Sex havers and bf havers need to shut up and learn their place. There's nothing funny about having a bf and posting here when some of us are incapable of having sex because we aren't chad.

next year i'm gonna break out of my funk and finally feel soft anus skin against my pingaling.
the future will be rewritten.

Today I saw an hot, muscular man with a tight white compact shirt and grey sweatpants playing basketball.
Day significamtly improved.

After abstaining from r9gay and online relationships for 4 years
2026 will be my time

I love this thread being dead because attention hungry trolls get ignored. No one is taking your bait and it's funny watching you desperately try to farm (you)s in a dead thread lmao

>>83473580
this thread is dead because my manic and depressive sub-personalities are wintering on /vg/

long shit but is my anon here?

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Merry christmas r9gay. I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm worried that today might be a rough one.

i meant shot

>>83473954
I love milk. I drink it every day, eat cereal, eat cookies with milk, drink it with coffee, I feel fine.
But those starbucks frappuccino that you can buy in vending machines must be a laxative. Clears me right out. I like to have one in the fridge just in case

>>83473951
Which anon is your anon? There is at least 5 anons here maybe.

Me mum died in a holly

Woohoo! Christmas! I am going to go cry at deck the halls now anons love most of you.

Just watched I'm Thinking of Ending Things.....
didn't get it, so I looked up an explanation
JESUS CHRIST
I did not... this is too much on christmas eve, I wanna cry so badly....

>>83463183
I agree what is this needing to complete three captchas for every post stuff? how long has it been going on?

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>>83473954
sorry anon, you've been naughty so you get a lump of coal!! drink plenty of water and eggnog!!!