my ebf got me nitro for christmas
what is nitro?
>>83462099i think it's a new drug the kids are putting up their ass
>>83461962I misread that as EBT card and I thought this was the funniest thread ever, up until I re-read and realized you said something NOT funny OR interesting!
>>83462131and yet u replied anyway moidtard
>discordwhen youre not on hes erping with other people. what i learned from online dating is absolutely nobody is talking to just 1 person. have fun with nitro though bud
>>83462147So starved for replies... I am quite generous so I gave you attention. (You) should be happy!!
>>83462131>I misread that as EBT card and I thought this was the funniest thread everfuck my chest hurts from reading that, I need a hit of that NoS.
>>83462149hes doesnt even erp with me y would he erp with anyone else
>>83461962he didn't even buy it for you, it's free on epic games storeLOL get rekt, stinky FOID
>>83461962omg lucky. my e bfs not getting me shit. like he doesn't gaf about me at all
>>83462281why are you so boring?
I miss having an e-gf to buy stuff forAlways loved surprising her with plushies and shit
>>83462283>why are you so boring?It doesn't matter if im boring or not. I should be gifted things just for existing
>>83462300i have an ebf that i buy stuff for and he does not buy me anythingsadlove him alot still tho cus hes the best
>>83462311>I should be gifted things just for existingthis the only real bitch ITT
>>83461962my e-bf got me a game subscription
>>83462315Why do these niggers get gfs
>>83462327cus he genuinely loves me and does not beg for nudes every day, and is super patient and understands my strugglesalso hes kinda kinda chubb too but his personailty is super worth it and hubby material, i can get him to lose weight eventually but i love him as is either way
r9k is my ebf and we cyber every monday
>>83462131you sir have won the internet for today
my ebf got me a jellycat, robux, 2 cosplays, and cleared out my steam wishlist!
>>83462355why are you so lazy you don't send him nudes every day? terrible e-gf
Should I make a Discord? I need to replace 4chan with something.
>>83462447I would have no idea what to do the moment after setting it up by the way
>>83462444i send him pics often just not every single day and its cus im insecure or i would.. maybe even go visit him so we could have sex but im not happy with my body rn
What do you even do with an ebf? Send him pictures of your tits?
>>83462516yeah isn't that fun in itself
You all deserve to rot in hell, you and your ebfs. It's always the worst men who get egfs. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET ONE?! I'VE TRIED FOR SO MANY FUCKING YEARS AND I'VE GOTTEN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Yet these fucking anime watching basement dweller 764 faggots can so easily trick a woman into being their egf. If you all would kill yourselves that would be nice.
>>83462563you sound like the worst man desu
>>83462567You don't know shit about me nor what I've been through. Keep your damn mouth shut, whore/manwhore.
>>83462571yeah you're a whiny babby, I get it lil bro
>>83462563thistake solace in the fact that the egfs of those types of guys are typically retarded anyway and wouldn't solve your problem
>>83462574>whiny babby>lil broShut your FUCKING mouth. Who the fuck are you calling a babby, son? You don't know jackshit about the tribulations I've had to fucking face. I'm completely justified in everything I fucking say and do. Why don't you go pull the pin from a frag grenade and then go stick it in your mouth?
>>83462578calm down lil babby don't make me call the whaaaaambulance for your incel ass haha
>>83462579I'm not a fucking "babby". I'm a grown man you scrawny faggot. I've treated women fucking perfectly and all of them shit all over me. Do you see what that does to a person? You fucking faux stoic normalnigger. You need to be more humble.
>>83462581hahaha little babby is throwing a shitfit!! loool lil babby incel is sad he's a sperg d'awwww
>>83462586I'm a fucking grown man, you retarded sexhaver faggot. Faux stoic normalnigger faggotry is what you don't need. Humility, i.e. your place is what you DO need.
>>83462592lolol lil babby can't get himself a gurlfwend ablooo bloooo poor lil babby noooooooo
>>83462586I'm neurotypical, retard. I don't think you can read very well.
>>83462595Yeah NO FUCKING SHIT. And why do you think that is? Because women are shallow as shit. But you wouldn't know that, right? Because you don't belong on this fucking board, that's why.
>>83462437how old is your training data lole
>>83462602aww wittle babby incel got himself lost from wizardchan?? poor little babby incel is so amgery!
pretending to have a crashout is gayer than having a crashout
>>83462603i am an old school memer you just dont get it
>>83462607Stop dancing around the fucking point. Women are shallow. Are you aware of that or not, retard?
>>83461962What a nice young gentleman. I'm also gonna gift a year supply of nitroglycerin to my grandma this Christmas :3
