/r9k/ - How much money would it take for you to never have - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/23/25(Tue)01:04:45 No.83462053

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Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)01:04:45 No.83462053 Archived

How much money would it take for you to never have sex ever again?
>If you break the rule your genitals will instantly explode

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)01:11:06 No.83462091

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)01:11:06 No.83462091

>>83462053
is not like i have sex anyway, at least nowadays

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)01:13:04 No.83462108

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)01:13:04 No.83462108

Sex with my hand doesn't count, right?

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)01:13:10 No.83462109

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)01:13:10 No.83462109

>>83462053
As long as I can still masturbate, 5-10 million dollars. If I couldn't then at least 500 billion

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)05:03:41 No.83462997

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)05:03:41 No.83462997

>>83462053
i probably never will but what youre describing is still some kind of serious allergy. i could be raped for example and then die to genital explosion. i would require 40k, maybe 50

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)05:05:16 No.83463004

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)05:05:16 No.83463004

>>83462053
Five or six dollars. How much does a sandwich and drink cost these days at the gas station anyway?

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)05:05:57 No.83463009

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)05:05:57 No.83463009

>>83462053
for 7 of my exes, 200K each

some sick fuck was contacting each and every one of my boyfriends and paying them 200K AUD to pretend they realized they were gay and break up with me, lucky number 8 actually fucking came forward and told me when he was approached.

I hope you fucking die Uncle Oswald.