what do people expect to happen when they cum inside a vagina?

>>83463310
>be me
>16, F
>have boyfriend
>get pregnant
>raise it like a fucking decent human being
>get married
>LIVE MY GODDAMN LIFE

>>83463314
should be fine as long as you wrap it up with a condom

>>83463317
>like a fucking decent human being
you already skipped that step

>>83463324
My 6 year old son would beg to differ

I got pregnant a little early, so? I'm a teacher now and I teach kids (duh)

>>83463332
anon 6 year olds arent a reliable source of information, you should know this.

>>83463332
Doesn't matter
Imagine getting pregnant at 16 out of wedlock and acting like you're higher than thou
Do you teach your students your ways?

>>83463332
My mom says I'm handsome vibes kek

>>83463336
Yeah I know but he would still say I'm an upstanding person
>>83463341
higher than thou? no I'm equal to "thou" that's all, it was an accident which I followed through with, a broken condom while ON birth control

>>83463332
>so?
just don't have sex? like how hard is that to do?

I went on twoxchromosomes last night and that was a mistake. Women are evil

its weird how sexhaving is such a normie topic. i met a girl it went VERY WELL (we got naked and i did big cums in her pussay). so anyway hows the weather

but if i posted i saw a porno i liked, it went VERY WELL and i rubbed my penis until i came all over my desk and now my keyboard has unexpected malfunctions... im the fucking weirdo.

>>83463358
it's because the former is girl-coded and the latter is guy-coded. women good men bad.

>>83463310
There's no logic to normalfags, just feelings
>I want to have sex but don't want children
It's a biological impossibility, even with condoms, DIU, vasectomy, etc. the only way is if a woman cut the tubes or take off her uterus

Imagine saying that you want to eat 10k calories of food but not get fat, everyone would laugh at you because it physically isn't possible, but normalgroids don't care, they're psychos. Retarded psychos

>with a condom you're 99% likely to not get pregnant
1% seems low, but after having sex hundreds of times, obviously it's going to happen eventually
To sex, either something is 100% or nothing

>>83463321
It should, but apparently so many people don't even know how to put on a condom that the success rate of condoms is actually only around 80% once you factor that in. You also have things like crazy women who will tamper with condoms or steal used condoms from the trash bin and get your cum that way. This is why you must be extremely careful where you throw away your used condoms.
I dislike kids so much that I'd be scared paranoid to cum inside a fertile vagina even with a condom. So far this hasn't been an issue because I'm a volcel khhv, but if she's not a menopausal hag or has removed her tubes, I'm simply not going in there. I don't want to mess around dodging child support payments for 18 years just to get a fleshy warm handjob.

>>83463536
I'm a huge slut and I've only had a condom break like twice. Both times we were going too hard and the condom lost lubrication. Both times he just bought me plan b. It's not rocket science

>>83463547
It is always the brokest fugliest men afraid of being babytrapped or golddigged which I find very humorous

>>83463563
I'm 6'2'', have a pretty good job and routinely get attention from women. I have savings and investments around several tens of thousands of Euros after less than 3yrs of working. I'm just mildly autistic which has ensured KHHV-ness.
You are simply regurgitating stereotype bullshit. In my experience, it's usually the men who are smart and have a lot to lose that worry about this stuff. If you don't worry about it, you end up like most other men, who are miserable fathers and never wanted to be fathers to begin with, but "it just happened". It happens if you're an idiot who doesn't worry about the risks of having sex or trusting a woman.

>>83463560
>I'm a huge slut
I can tell, because you're dumb enough to think that pregnancy can only happen when the condom breaks. Massive retard. No wonder you're a slut, go be a play toy to men, you aren't good enough to be anything else

>>83463590
Yeah the magic sperm phase through the condom using their teleportation magic sometimes I forgot. Thank goodness you were here to remind me.

I love sex talk, not because I'm freaky, in fact I'm a virgin, but it just shows who's an actual human and who's a NPC
It's fascinating how people can't handle the consequences of their actions. Subhuman is a compliment to them

>>83463604
With PERFECT use, condom is only 98%. What do you think the remaining 2% means? It isn't per usage, it's annual couples. Out 100 couples that perfectly use condom, 2 would get pregnant. And that's an unrealistic scenario, in reality you can pump up that by 10 times

>>83463317
Women are downright fucking awful

Imagine partaking in an activity that you fear the consequences, frequently

>>83463317
I hope he leaves you as a single mother, channel your energy, reading anons.

>>83463317
Based. Getting kids early is much better than late. Just difficult to get a man who won't leave you. If one who stays then perfect.
Got my kid at 30 and I'll be almost retired when he grows up.

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>>83463310
If your bitch ain't on birth control then you need a new one.

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>>83463310
Because they are literally monke. ook ook, i put my penis in vagina and somehow kid came out?

I see you anons are an inexperienced bunch. Let me she'd some light on this topic. When normies say "unexpected pregnancy" they really mean it. Lots of women have fallen for sex myths such as using the rhythm method. They also believe that cumming inside a bit or just a few times won't end up in pregnancy. They aren't exactly wrong though. It's just that rhythm is a poor method and that older people tend have a hard time getting pregnant.

>Why the fuck are normalfags like this?
Most normies, women especially, but a good number of the men too, quite literally do not understand cause and effect.

>>83463336
When a 6 year old tells you they love their parents I believe them
Its when they say they hate their parents because they didn't get ice cream I don't believe them

Women can only get knocked up one week out of the month. It's actually pretty fucking hard for women to get pregnant, even when you dont take into account modern issues like plummeting male fertility. People have more casual sex and have less kids, and no one uses birth control

>>83465101
speak for yourself
i had sex 3 times and got 3 kids and it wasn't even on fertile days

>>83465792
terminator-sperm CHAD

>>83465792
you just send 1 massive swimmer to nuke a singular egg

>>83465792
DOn't coom inside anon

>>83463547
>You also have things like crazy women who will tamper with condoms
I do this kind of play with my wife, do things like tampered condom roulette and it's hot as fuck. Yes, we're trying