>Get into a debate with a female friend>It's playful in nature but gets heated>She suddenly quips about how I'm giving off small dick energy>I'm caught off guard>I get flustered yet oddly aroused>She must have noticed because she decides to double down>Like seriously, anon. You're giving off reaaaally small dick energy right now>While doing that gesture with her fingers>Dick starts to harden>She smirks like she knows she's got me>When I get home later I masturbate furiously to that>Nut extremely hardWhat did that witch do to me? I was forced to concede and look like a complete idiot in front of everybody. And now it's like she unlocked a humiliation fetish.
>>83464498>least cucked man who befriends women:
did you start fapping infront of her?
>>83464498I would be inside of you rn prematurely ejaculating in your pussy.If you behave I might also kiss you. That would be the morning routine.
>>83464510SAAAAr that's not me you bot
>>83464504>cuckedWhat's cucked about it. Maybe she liked that too. I don't know if I should message her and bring it up or not or maybe playfully bant next time if I'm still giving off small dick energy huh and see what happens
some women like to antagonistically taunt when they are horny
>>83464505Do you know how hard it is to control an erection in public? I wanted to but I was busy concentrating trying not to get fully hard despite getting uncontrollable tingles. I did not expect her to do that and neither my reaction to it
>>83464535Yeah, I believe that. It's a good explanation. And not just because I want to think she wants my small dick.
>>83464498is your dick actually small?you should've made fun of her boobs
One time I was arguing with a girl at a house party and in true foid fashion she started chanting 'small dick small dick' so to prove her wrong I pulled my pants down and helicoptered my still sizeable limp dick. Then of course she called me a creep for proving her wrong because the only honest foid is a dead one.
>>83464529>haha yeah i do have a small penis actually not to brag or anything
>>83464574Some women like smaller cocks
>>83464562I'd just say it's average. Not porn star large or anything.>you should've made fun of her boobsHaha maybe. Do women get turned on by small breast humiliation the way men get turned on by small penis humiliation?
>>83464573insanely based, anon. They have no retort to the ChadCopter
