I need to come up with ~$6,500 by mid-January. Any tips on how to actually lock in and become a machine? I'm typically a lazy sack of shit and mixing uppers and downers for 48 hours at a time makes me want to kill myself.
>>83465728Why do you need $6500 within a month?Is it tuition? Medical bill? funeral bill?
>>83465738I'm a business owner and have various expenses I'm typically able to pay without issue, but I developed a severe gambling addiction over the past two or three weeks after a bad month. I have literally never gambled on anything bigger than a $5 scratch off in my life and now everything is gone. It happened so suddenly. It's still hard to comprehend even.
>gambling addicti only see 1 way out and i think you know what that might be
>>83465767OK well stop gamblingunless you start your own gambling business and become the house
>>83465728Consider borrowing against a fund or policy that you own, such as life insurance or retirement.
>>83465815If I had the money to build a casino, I'd install AI facial tracking cameras everywhere so I can see the exact moment normalniggers drop to their knees and break down crying so I can whack off to it. I could make a production out of it and charge robots $10 to view the stream for the ultimate catharsis.
>>83465808I'm considering taking Christmas off to reset my brain. If it doesn't work then it's on the table.
>>83465825This is just making me realize I need to take all that future-planning stuff more seriously. It's a teaching moment for when I calm down. I need to take a class or something because I've just been so ignorant in that regard. The only thing I can think of borrowing against is my ~$6,000 kbb piece of shit car, but that will only get me a fraction of the way there
Stop gambling like a dirty monkey niggerLiterally eat rice and beans and tuna for the entire month
>business owner with a gambling addictionlike poetry.
>>83466032I realized this and have managed to after looking at my balances and realizing how much a degenerate I am. I'm worse than a nigger because they don't care about making payments, they actually live somewhat freely. In a way I envy them and their 400 missed klarna payments.
>>83466051Yeah well you're talking to a nigger right now so there's that. A black man shouldn't teach you how to save and budget. Get a grip and get that 6500! Today!
>>83466047I feel like I saw a woodchipper and decided to stroll right into it
>>83466077I need khan academy or fucking something man
>>83466024Erm you don't have life insurance or retirement? O_O
>>83465767Kill yourself you retarded nigger. You had money and you blew it by being a stupid retarded faggot. You deserve a bullet to the brain. I hate you so much.
>>83466876That's really hot, can you hatefuck me?
>>83466712I do have something from my previous job but I have no idea where the login info is :P
>>83467050I just save that in my browser's password manager. Time to reset your login
>>83465728>stop gambling>ask for just money for christmas>donate plasma>food bank for groceries until you get the money>set up a gofundme for christmas presents for your fake kids
>>83465767Lmao get fucked, nigger. I'm so tired of seeing you businessfags constantly spewing your self-employment bullshit all over the internet and telling everyone "just start a business bro!" I love seeing you fuckers suffer from the very real risks you try to convince people don't exist
>>83468413I don't think I've ever seen such behavior on this board. Why would I, or anyone else want more competition?
>>83468174>>set up a gofundme for christmas presents for your fake kidsEven better that that, I wouldn't even need to lie on my fundraiser if I simply had a racist meltdown in a public space. Going and spewing slurs at an indian seem like an untapped market thus far with huge potential