You have to live with this man for the rest of your life.
>>83466321Give me 5 also lol you couldnt even make the jeet a virgin
>>834663212, 5 or 6 (but i wish they were all virgins)
>>83466321This was 100% made by an Indian man.
>>83466347An Indian would make the Indian taller and at least make over a million to make it more fair
>no virgins >all of them are too tall I will choose celibacy, thank you
>>83466321Yuck they're all white, italian or asian, no thanks
>>83466369I thought women were attracted to non virgin men
>>83466380>t.mudshark tranny
>>83466321none because the only virgin is a faggot
>>834663694 is a virgin lolBut you are a troon, women don't want virgins
>>834663694 is a virgin. Also, 5'8" is too tall?
>>83466321>none of them is bald>never see bald guys as choice anywhere everyup its over
>>83466321Id rather date one of the women from the other thread than any of these
>>83466321ui/ux designers never look like that one guy tho
>>83466381Well, I am not. I'm not a religionfag but it should be saved for marriage. Sex should be something special and reserved for two people who truly love each other. Other people can take turns on the community pogo stick but I am fine. >>83466400>>83466406I know 4 is a virgin but that's way too tall for me, so automatically disqualified. The ideal male height is 5'0 to 5'4. If I am being more realistic, 5'8 MAX but I would be very unhappy.
>>83466321anon you won't get any honest replies.They're all going to be men who promote racebait, trannies, homosexuals, men who are trolling, and schizos.
>>83466321Silly of you to pair sub 3 redditor phenotypes with Chad lite and think foids will care about income and behavior.
>>83466491not op but how are they sub 3? they're average
>>834663215>doesn't believe in mental illnessHe will >6>breaks plates >close to his female coworkers he just needs a little scare >2yes if he loses weight, maybe change races idkwhy do they all look so old though
>>83466321i would take 2 if he was more emotionally available and he hadn't slept with that prostitute
>>83466321>Cons: Doesn't understand memes.How the FUCK is that a con?
>>83466517>yes if he loses weight, maybe change races idkYeah ok just change races KEK
Not a woman, not a gay, and fuck OP's stupid question but I would drop everything and go roam the steppes forever with Ganbataar just chilling and getting fucked up on airag
>>83466433>I know 4 is a virgin but that's way too tall for me, so automatically disqualified. The ideal male height is 5'0 to 5'4. If I am being more realistic, 5'8 MAX but I would be very unhappy.holy fuck don't make it so obvious
>>83466531or maybe a twink reassignment surgery because it's really not possible otherwise
>>83466610Oh you're that fucking weird tranny. KYS.
>>83466579You fucking retard I am a bio female, I just like short guys. The last guy I dated was 5'3. I am 5'0 irl, I know it is unrealistic, but I guess having preferences makes me ebil. Anything that does not contribute towards your confirmation bias is invalid it seems.
>>83466659ok retard whatever you are the realest woman in the world
>>83466321A WILDCARD SEVENTH OPTION APPEARS>Body count: 0>Pros: A sexual juggernaut, will spontaneously buy you plushies>Cons: Lives with his parents, a sexual juggernaut
>>83466739he mogs those guys in the OP brutally
>>83466321I yearn for a 5, give me this
>>83466615woops. getting recognized as the weirdo into french bobs was not my intention
>>83466321I'm choosing the steppe chad, but I don't want kids tho
>>83466321>most based (top pick)5>most practical2 so long as I never, ever have to fuck him. maybe once on the wedding night>best friend but I'm not marrying him3
>>83466367But then it wouldn't be a self-insert, that loser wants to jerk off to the idea that there are women who would actually choose a street shitter.
>>83466321I'm basically 2 but an inch shorter, slightly less autistic, KHHV, and white.>>83466433do I meet your qualifications? are you a virgin too?
>>83466787>whiteSAAAAAAR
>>83466321>only virgin doesn't shower i choose to stay single until i meet more than these 6 horrid men
>>83466803Fine, you got me. I'm white (italian).
>>83466812Sounds like you're defaulting to >>83466739
>>83466321I would have kids with number six and then go to number 1 to raise them
>>83466739This is the average r9k user in 2025 a middle aged balding discord pedo just like that guy doom
I do not see how people are seeing an issue with 5?Putting aside height and race, he is quite literally the perfect man, quiet, capable, hopefully not abusive, perfect.
>>83466848who wants to live in the jungle?
>>83466862The Steppe is not the jungle anon...
>>83466899idk what it is but it's some kind of natural environment, yes he is hot and has good stats but no one wants to live like a caveman
>>83466862emm..Like Eurasian Steppe, as in grasslands, I would personally love this
>>834663214. Simply by virtue of seeming the least scummy out of the bunch. I also like how the OP added 5 as the Chad gotcha option to make some point about women choosing the better looking but objectively shittier version of 4. All the others have issues or otherwise seem obnoxious to be around.
>>83466862Forget the man, being self sufficient in some faraway place sounds like heaven
Honestly I'd rather die but may consider the Mongolian in very extreme case.
>>83466321Realistically, 1. Seems chill enough.
>>83466739>a sexual juggernautThis made me laugh, thank you anon
>>834669664 is a cuck and has a cuck fetish
>>83466321Steppe husband is the best one and I am not even joking>Doesn't know degenerate things like porn or support prostitution >Wants healthy children >Is dedicated to me and loyal to me>Doesn't own Funko Pops>Not a slut, and got sex consensually >AsianReject modernity, return to steppe
>>83467143Can I be your steppe husband
>>83467133That's your head cannon thoughbeit. Literally doesn't say anything to that effect in the description.
>>83466321>5>does cocaine dailydoes he share?>will cheat on youhey, less sex tax for me
>>83467294>crackwhore who doesn't even like sex
>>83467214Why'd this get deleted
>>83467479probably banned for a month from all boards for racism, implied that the proud men of the steppe are retarded grugs
>>83467479No idea kek-
>>83466321So I see this doesn't say fembot only. I'd go with 3. In some ways, if you turn these less comical, he's a bit BASED like me>Tall, I'm 6'>income, I make 180k total comp (actuary)>body count: 1>hyper competent at work and academics, hired an interior designer and had a consultation with a wardrobe specialist to have my spaces and wardrobe look professional.>always overtip because I feel pity for the poor>also only want a wife for breeding purposes, which is what I did with my wife but her father subsidizes our life as he understands his daughter is a handful.>never turn off, have also been told I'm transactional>Don't do cocaine but drink 600mg of caffeine daily and would 100% do meth or coke if there were little to no side effects.>crippling porn addiction, women online call it micro-cheating or whatever the fuck anywaysHe's literally me......
>>83467895This is why I said best friend, but I'm not marrying him. Clearly a solid bro
>>83466321name me one investment banker that looks like 3 and not exactly like any of the other options.
>>83468065The point is that he is an attractive and rich but morally bad person
>>834663215 or 6. Less 5 and more 6 though. 6 would piss me off too much, but the rest just sound gay and weird. 5 because I think we could get along because I don't like talking either
>>834663212 is great, unironically. If he's totally loyal to me then he's very close to what I'm looking for.Biggest con is the prostitute sex (absolutely disgusting) but it if was just once then I can overlook it.
>>83468195Would you be ok with having half indian children?
>>83466321Imagine a country where your only choices are 1, 3 and 4, thats Canada
>>834663211 if I can make him shut up about his annoying shit. 5 if he has starlink there. Divorce grape 2.
