I'm an ugly bastard with a big cock AMA
why did you feel the need to let us know if it's never gonna get usedyou should have named the post "I'm ugly but please please please fuck me my peepee large"
>>83466997uhh what's the point? like you said, I'm never going to use it anyway so why beg?
how many married women have you plapped
>>83467003>he doesn't knowhit me up when you achieve self awareness padawan
>>83467007zero, I think cheating is a bad thing>>83467013umm what is it that I don't know? tell me!!
>>83466967Are you single and straight
>>83467058yes I'm single and yes I'm straight
>>83466967How big is it? Do you cum a lot?
>>83467205it's 6'5 inches and yes I cum a lot, it's a mess after I'm done
>>83467033the very act of you posting this was you begging for sex, anonyou already did, man
I almost believed it but no moid goes "umm" like thatscooby doo moment fr
>>83467246but I am a moid, not the first time people think I'm a girl, it's getting annoying
>>83467233not really, I'm begging for attention if anything
>>83467230oh hey we're size buddies. thats cool.
>>83467230That's not big, that's just above average. Big is >7.5
>>83467555that's cool I guess 234234545432545
>>83468002is yours 7.5?345435326
>>83468002imo its big but not hung. 5.5 is average, 6 is above average, 6.5 is big, and 7 is like the starting point for hung.
>>83467033>zero, I think cheating is a bad thingThat means you're no bastard and just ugly.Unless you were born out of wedlock, I suppose.
>>83468330damn I can't do anything right :(
>>83468071Slightly more, people repost my stuff in /bwc/ on gif