>start jacking off>get phone calls>start jacking off>internet goes out>start jacking off>dad knocks on my door at 3am>finish jacking off>everything immediately gets quietGod exists just to piss me off.
>>83467117Don't answer your phone or your dad and have pornography saved on your PC/phone.
>about to sin>God tries to give you multiple chances to change your mind>WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE
>>83467302I know you're being obtuse but as a porn addict there have been times where I wished (literally as I was jerking off) that someone would interrupt me and ice me long enough for my head to clear. I've done regrettable things in search of an orgasm.
>>83467117This text gets very weird if you remove the first line
>>83467386Kek, nice
>>83467117god she's wonderful
>>83467117>People call himOkay normie
Iktf, something or someone interrupts and kills the mood. These captchas are retarded wtf?
>>83467117I also notice things like this.
>>83467117>gods tells you to stop being a perv>chose to post shove porn in other people's facesdelete everything you have
I don't care man, jerk off if you'd like
>>83467117i respect a man with grit and determination
>>83467348do you wanna be fapbuddies and jerk off to each other jerking off :-)?
