So many guys today live like this and see no issue.
>>83467630What's wrong with taking a nap with a kitty?
>>83467630>gatoooooi wish i had a cute kittie, kitties are so cute. im extremely jelly of this guy
>>83467630I wish I had a big fat pussy
>>83467716Big fat hairy pussy that has fish breath
>>83467710I'm allergic so I can't have any. Which makes me sad since so many cats need homes.>>83467669Maybe he's jealous he can't have a cat (like me).
I sleep in the guest bedroom most nights because that's the only room the cat wants to cuddle in. And even then he won't sleep on me, he'll purr and make me pet him for 30 minutes and then go to the foot of the bed and sleep
>>83467630The cat is the issue
>>83467630Shhh...he is sleeping...
>im so strong and independent and stoic and tough>i can get through anything>i don't need no man>i don't need no woman>turns around and jumps in the bed with their fur companion>would literally kill themselves without a fury babyyeah... really strong and solid fortitude you got there as a grown adult with your comfort stuffed animal, very strong.
>>83470157Your skin is the color of rancid poopoo. I love my kitty and I won't let you disrespect him.
