Being a foid with a male friend is fun until I start wondering if he's ever jerked off to me before
>>83467752I know who you are, and yes I did.
valid fear, but I bet if he was jorking it to porn you'd be into him and wishing it was yousuch is the duality of (wo)man
>>83467752shit like this is why we hate you
Of course he has, in fact he is likely only your friend because he wants to bang you.
>it's fun to manipulate men>and i will never ever ever ever allow them to gain anything from me, not even in their imaginationFucking kill yourself you stupid bitch
>>83467769What's the first letter of my name?>>83467779No, porn gives me the ick>>83467781>shit like this is why we hate youI didn't even say anything controversial wtf>>83467795We've been friends for almost 3 years and he's never been weird or implied anything about that
>>83467803>being platonic friends with a male is equivalent to "manipulating men"What?
>>83467812it's been three years why would I remember after that much time? Idiot.nice tits though.
>>83467752Missing any panties??
>>83467812>he's never been weird or implied anything about thatHe's learned how to hide it better. Trust me he thinks of you sexually and would fuck you given half of a chance.
>>83467752Becky stop worrying about sex, you're just too good of a friend to risk ruining our friendship, why would I want to jerk off to you when the Internet is full of free 10/10 Stacy porn.
>>83467812it sounds like everything gives you the ickmaybe you shouldn't be around men, you don't sound good for them
>>83467752no. he's not into you. end of story. move on.
>>83467834No he's never been inside my room>>83467835It's possible that's he's not even attracted to me at all because I don't fit the race criteria
>>83467752Secretly you wish he had jerked off to you, right?Just admit it. It's nothing bad.
>>83467752Rest assured I've jerked off to your dainty little feets hehe
>>83467752You are a bitch for not having sex with him. Fuck your standards, horrid chadsexual pig
>>83467907>No he's never been inside my roomWtf kind of friend is this?? My ex friend would leave her grool stained panties on her bedroom floor
>>83467907>It's possible that's he's not even attracted to me at allCall or text him randomly and say you want to go on a romantic date. I bet he'd say yes
>>83467829>>83467936Stop pretending to be him, this is psychological warfare>>83467928I mean I would think it's hot that someone jerked off to me but I wouldn't want it to be a trusted friend
>>83467941But I've never even had sex with anyone at all so I'm not a chadsexual>>83467947>My ex friend would leave her grool stained panties on her bedroom floorThat's not normal desu>>83467954I would never approach a male firstHe needs to make the first move, if he's interested
>>83467967I've jerked off while sniffing your soiled panties and shoes :3
>>83467981>That's not normal desuAre you implying she did it on purpose?
>>83467988Eww he would never do that>>83467995Yeah maybe, or she's just an unusually messy person
>>83467903Based cockblocker
>>83468017You'll never know for sure. It's gonna bother you for teh rest of your life. Like an itch you can't scratch :33
>>83467967>I mean I would think it's hot that someone jerked off to me but I wouldn't want it to be a trusted friendAs of right now you have no agency on what he does with his dick when he's alone, though.If you want to have any agency on his dick, unzip his pants next time you're with him. You can then choose if you want to have him throbbing or releasing.Until then, whatever he does with his dick alone is none of your business.
>>83467752Send him (and us) your tits, that way you're empowering yourself to know because he will 100 percent jerk off to you if you send him them.
Post your panties while ur at it bud
>>83468075>Wait that actually sounds hot- wait what's wrong with me, what time of the month is it>OhFuck my stupid foid hormonal life, I hate this
>>83468106>Fuck my stupid foid hormonal life, I hate thisBoner time
>>83468106Trannies taking the larp to the extreme kek
>>83468143Genuinely not larping tho
>>83467752>hanging out with girl>she wants me to rape her, but I don't want to because she's not a virgin>joking say "I'm gonna rape you">it quests quiet and awkward and she says it back at some point, which repeats the feelings
>>83468177like genuinelly lidderallie. If it's really not a larp, then you made this thread because you find the idea of said male friend jerking off to the though of you hot, and want others to know and discuss it with them. Do you jerk off to the though of him?
>>83467752if you're not an uggo, he didnow stop wondering and don't worry about it
"hmm this man that is orbiting me, I hope he doesn't see me as more than a friend""I wouldn't mind if chad did though"gargantuan kek, well memed stacyonly bait post here that actually functions as bait
I have not jerked off to very many irl people
>>83468177How's your discharge lookin ? We need to judge for ourselves if ur ovulating
>replying seriously to a thread with "friendzoning isn't controversial" baitthis board should be deleted
>>83468210>you made this thread because you find the idea of said male friend jerking off to the though of you hotI have mixed feelings about it. I was more curious about if this is actually a common thing moids do>Do you jerk off to the though of him?No, I've never thought of him in that way>>83468259Weirdo>>83468263I didn't "friendzone" him, he's never even asked me out or anything
>>83468307Do women really have no common sense? Are you trying to kid yourself that you're innocent and helpless? Of course men jerk off to the though of their friends, not to mention female teachers, colleagues, their friends' mothers, etc.>>83468307>WeirdoIt's 4chan mate, what do you expect?
>>83468307>WeirdoPpl who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
>>83468356>men jerk off to the though of their friends, not to mention female teachers, colleagues, their friends' mothers, etc.But this seems like something that only hardcore gooners like (You) do, not semi-normie males like my friend>>83468365Are you saying I'm the weirdo? How so
i'll admit something to you, femanon, guys probably have jacked off to you. i jacked off to the profile of a college classmate.
>>83468395>guys probably have jacked off to youI usually dress in baggy clothing tho, you can't clearly see the shape of my body>i jacked off to the profile of a college classmate.Like her instagram? Or what?
>>83468418A guy will only jack off to you if he actually likes you.For me, as an asocial, I've only done this to one chick in my 33 years.
>>83468418>baggy clothesThat's irrelevant, and many men are actually more interested in faces or other features
>>83468426I've jacked off to every girl I've ever been friends with and I informed some of them of the fact (sometimes mid act). I do not have to like them to jack off to them.
>>83468418>I usually dress in baggy clothing thoshe rarely posted any revealing pics. >Like her instagram? Or what?yes, her instagram. i never talked to her, and she was only in one of my classes. obviously attractive. brunette. just my type overall. hmm she reminds me of clairo actually. no, i don't fap to her anymore, but i'll revisit the profile sometimes out of boredom
>>83468385That's not true, I'm afraid. Even the most socially well adjusted boys in my school were talking about which teachers they gooned to, kek.
>>83468444But you were fiends with them, so you had to like them at least a little.You sound like a normie to me. I bet you immediately fit in every social network you're dropped into.
>>83468455I've been a shut-in for 21 years and haven't worked a job a day in my life
>>83468426>>83468437Well now I'm very curious and want to know the name of every moid who has ever touched himself to meThis isn't fair
>>83468444>and I informed some of them of the fact (sometimes mid act)How did they react?
>>83468475One very, very negatively. We stopped talking forever after that. The other liked it and sent me nudes so I sent her a picture of my cum.
>>83468466>This isn't fairif i told you, what would you do? just to satiate your curiosity?
>>83468514>just to satiate your curiosity?Yes, get your head out of the gutter
>>83468581>Yes, get your head out of the gutterdisappointing
>>83468583let me pull out an old classic from when we were all kidsshe's not gonna fuck you bro LMAO
>>83468612Ima fuck him just to prove you wrong
>>83467752If you are hot he totally did. Would be homosexual otherwise.
>>83468695>Ima fuck him just to prove you wrongthanks
>>83468704Well now I feel awkward, next time I see him am I just supposed to pretend that I don't know that he's tugged his wiener to me
>>83468695he can keep you bro it's fine I promise big boys don't cry
>>83467752You females think too highly of yourselves honestly. You're just another person and your friends most likely barely think about you when you arent hanging out. That's how it is for most people.
>>83467752Show dominance by jerking off to him first.
