Sydney Sweeneys tuppence edish,
first for shit pants mongoloids
Quite a nice edition ty lad.
>>83467927Fucking bollocks I didn't make one because I wanted it to be Christmas themed and some mong spastic makes it a shite Sidney swine version. She looks all retarded one iris is higher than the other. Without her tits she is nothing. Fuming I am.
Tiddies for Chrismus. Mmmmmmmm.
>>83467943Pipe down ya fookin spakka.
just saw this in the ashens xmas vid.what the heck are you guys doing over there?
>>83468000fukkin lad mate stupid cunt innit who's this spastic geezer then fucking kekkington mate fucking right monger this one jimmy saville prince andrew noncey cunt
Me and who this Christmas...
>>83467927Trips for a romantic soapy tit wank from this beautiful tartDubs and I kill myself
Nice titties for this edish to be sureHave been drinking with dadberg and finding extra information on his lore, which has been nice. Bit of a weird situation in the house where he doesn't bother to go upstairs to the toilet to piss, just goes in the garden and fat autismo brother does use the toilet but for some reason doesn't flush it so there's always a collection of dehydrated very yellow piss in there. Most importantly have discovered that dadberg was for some reason prescribed pregabalins for hand pain related to an old injury, which he didn't like because it made him too loopy, so tomorrow's mission before I leave is to acquire the excess tablets to ensure a good Christmas time for myself. Largely positive evening, happy festivus to those who celebrate, need to go sleep times now so I can be awake and pretend to work for around 9 tomorrow.
i'd wreck any one of these "fookin scroungers!!!1" wagies in a proper debate.a simple premise, combining the Greek logos with the Vegan IPA drinkers' dialectics:live a day in my shoes. go on. but you get it all: the cirrhotic liver, the shrivelled bladder, and not even a warm hand to hold after another hellish day of misery and pain.maybe THEN we'll see who's the "workshy" "lazy" "one".
Quite fancy a wankington but must keep myself proper for potential christmas shag with the wifeberg tomorrow.
>>83468158Imagine having the responsibilities of a wife without sex on demand. I really think Islam has this one right lads.
off to bed now, night night lids x
>>83468158your wifeposting does make it all sound a bit grim. i know there's "heh the old ball and chain wants to go to this thing on Friday..." but anon you are no longer the same person CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING TO YOU?!?!
>>83468184>sex on demand Incompatible with western human rights lid. I think you would find an entirely submissive sexdoll would be as boring as playing gta with the cheats on. Life is meant to be lived.
>>83468219asmr roleplay videos and bed for me.https://youtu.be/mumY37QIqlE
>>83468257Sounds a bit like cope mate, tbqhwy
Weird how she smokes a pack a day. Must just be more socially acceptable in Russia. Probably on the booze too. No wonder she's stunted.
>>83468158Have a few bevvies and kick her teeth in
>>83468376Go to bed Turkmong it's almost sunrise where you're at.
When the 6ft 5 handsome lad enters the room and makes eye contact.
>>83468422Nah I'm right under her finger lad. Nearly 2 am.
Women will never do real work. Same with me.
Normies shagging on Christmas eve.
>>83468402Bev's yes, violence no. I will sensually seduce her using Muppets Christmas carol, wine and compliments. It will all be worth it.
Normies connecting their genitals together like lego.
Normies inserting one genital into the other.
>shitfeel didn't get a card for Christmas this year>brit/pol/ didhow can we cope
Spaffed to the gf just now phwoar X
Honestly, I don't ever want a real gf because I'll never get with someone that's actually feminine and cute/sexy like Ruth. I'm 5/10 (at best) and short so I would probably have to "settle" for some ogress. Rather die a virgin.I don't even have high standards but the only women who ever showed interest in me were black women with masculine faces. Being a below average male truly is bleak.
Brekkie digesting, is it not X
wanking on christmas dayyay or nay?
soooo whats the plan for today?
Might do a bit of rotmaxxing today
Night guard a bit lacklustre. Not even 40 posts after nearly 8 hours. The usual posturing neutralised by Christmas once again. It grim.
What's a typical NEET breakfast?
Morning lids, just got up and feeling fresh af. Having me morning wuppa in me new Grinch mug aren't I. It Christmas eve x
>>83470465Nearly 40 years old and accomplished fuck all. Grim.
We ALL Charlie Kirk in life x
>>83470465Bit less fresh me, wollox not done in but drank a whole wokkle of wine last night. Is all in good fun tho
Hostile pork conditions
Happy crimbo eve
>>83470552Haven't had any wooze since last Thursday night. Shall be having a few cheeky glasses of Bucks Fizz tonight per tradition. Oh aye x
Sean watching THAT VIDEO with his parents on christmas eve.
Mistletoe Bumsesh planned for tonight oh aye.
I have once more spontaneously spaffed XSoon, i must recuperate, mustn't i
How does one spaff spontaneously?
>>83470599Hope you have a nice time de lid, keep it sensible and keep it festive.
Found a new sissy to jerk to. idk if trans or what but she is super hot. Lola Crystals. Actual BBC loving sissy who even has a permanent QoS tattoo. So fucking hot.
Corr that's me advent calender finished off. All done for another year. Wonder why they only go to the 24th and not the 25th.
>>83470637>keep it sensible and keep it festiveNTA but i wont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8Up and working one more day
>On the Naughty List AGAIN
>>83470673I like to imagine the naughty list empty
>>83467943and yet unlike you she weighs less than 25 stone and has a job
Wrapping pressies and coming to realise I haven't got enough for mumsy
Should I coffeemax or take a nap (might not be able to fall asleep though)? I have to go to work in 2 hours and feel tired.
>>83470708what did you get her lad
>>83470722White Toblerone and an M&S voucherJust seems a bit shit
>>83470708Give her a grandchild. That's what she wants the most.
>>83470738She's not getting any more of them unless she buys me a loft conversion
wonder what pressie blad got for brother
Garn get sorted and head off out for a Christmas eve trekkie brekkie in a bit. Might as well x
>>83470807>head off out for a Christmas eve trekkie brekkieAlone?
DJE still hasn't made any audit videos after his sexual crimes against girls came to light. Man was on remand for months so it was some serious shit where they felt he was deemed a risk. I'm glad the press have finally brought this shit to light because women and girls in this country should be protected from predatory men - white and brown. Every fucking frauditor just says they're online trolls until the news highlights it. Makes Veitch look like a saint.
Oh look here DJE is back de lids. I guess we will all brush his nonce past back under the rug and enjoy our harassment and wasting police resources videos again. Wahey.https://youtu.be/h2FQkkvD1rI
That last video with AB getting beat up by immigrants was fucking mental.
Grown man spending Christmas eve playing online dollies and lets pretend on an anonymous website.
Strong-handed wank
Grown man spending Christmas eve reading about online dollies and lets pretend on an anonymous website.
just logged in just now x
>>83470807Cheesed to meet you there lid
Billy Moore that druggie wannabe hard man. He gives me bad vibes.
Will it be Christmas din dins in your room posting on 4chan between shovelling food in your mouth?
FOURTEEN hour nap completed. I feel refreshed af. Feelsgoodman.exe
>>83470922No, we're all going round to your mum's house, and she'll be shoving our cocks in her mouth in-between gasps of pleasure.
>>83470929I'd kill for a good night's sleep
Wagies excited about Christmas because they get a bit more time off haha.
>>83471001Surely it's business as normal in Turkey, no?
>>83470997What keeps you up at night, is everything ok?
me, upset the shops are shut tomorrow. same sitch as Easter. why do shops shut for a whole day, that's an absurdly old-fashioned law.
>>83471006They probably celebrate Christmas in some parts over there lad. I don't get excited for Christmas as every day is pretty much a chill out day for me. I don't want to work some shit job. I value my sanity.
in turkey its called a new years tree
>>83471027the paki shops will be open, there's a corner shop near me that stays open
https://youtu.be/fANfxFlINiQmissing the darts already, had to resort to watching walk-ons this morning x
How would I get a job anyway because I've been arrested multiple times with no further actions? The DBS shows these despite having no conviction.
>>83471027because we as a country celebrate the birth of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ on the 25th of December annually.
>I don't know. I've been on a million dates since becoming single 3 years ago, and dating has been so disappointing in probably every way. Either the guy is boring, or I'm super into him and then after we have sex they start being jerks. I hate that I'm so straight. I wish that women were at least an option. It feels like there's something wrong with most of the men.Why do women not think they are the problem?
>>83471072Why get a job when you can sue the police for ruining your chances of a career?
>>83471087Oh don't worry I have multiple times.
>>83471010I fall asleep very quickly but wake up every two hours or so and want to get up because I'm kind of bored of sleeping and want to do something (I know it sounds weird) but I know I have to sleep some more otherwise I'll be tired all day.
>>83471083>after we have sex they start being jerksold dog needs to learn a few tricks I reckon
>>83471087>sue the police for ruining your chances of a careerQRD?
>>83471105>I have multiple timesProof?
>>83471028You are the least sane poster on this thread. You're a deranged stalker.
>>83470922kek that is pretty much my christmas routine. Make an appearance, grab some food and then back on the computer
>>83470685Shite actor though. Seen better acting in hollyoaks.>>83470790He wanted a ps5 game I got him the ghost of yotie
>>83471130He didn't do a crime, but is punished like he did do a crime, it is stopping my client from achieving his lifelong goal of being in full time employment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Y7wryXeZ8wonder if we'll get another wops christmas vlog this year
What is it with britfeel and constantly posting nonce YouTubers?
>>83471027Muslims dont celebrate christmas so theres usually restaurants and corner shops open, can still get ubereats, etc
>>83471176That doesn't happen though does it, you big fibber.
>>83471201SSM and that DJE mong one nonce and a sexual predator. Not a good look is it?
>>83471211>SSMhe's not a nonce though
>>83471211You know paedophilia is not curable, right? These people didn't ask to be born with this vice.
So, we all set? Got the pressies? Got yourself a treat?It's fuggen almost christmas. Let's go.
>Lets acccuses people that will never read my posts of being paedos. SCREAMING HOWLING AND CREASING DE LID LAD LODS XDDDDD
Christmas Melty.
HHL sucking off britfeelers on Christmas eve.
had the gf shaking like michael j fox this morn. it christmas eve
wonder if he'll do all of his routines on christmas day, responding to himself as half the posters wont be here
Normies taking photographs of their genitals.
Absolutely obssessed. On Christmas day his mum will say "do you like your present sweatie?", and he'll say "I BET HHL HASN'T GOT A PRESENT THIS GOOD!"
Fed my two fjosnisse their rice pudding this morning so theres no mischief goings on at home.
>>83471264Did your sex slaves enjoy the rice pudding?
>>83471267They are barn gnomes, not sex slaves.
>>83471257>as half the posters wont be hereWhy shouldnt they be here
>>83471263howling at the mental picture of this
>>83471269Damn google translate, done me dirty.
>youre obsessed >no youre obsessed
>>83471263Fuming that his online targets are having a nice time and he can't try and make them misirable. >Going to watch me nonce sting and auditor YouTubes until I think they're posting off avatar and then they're getting my full rath.
>>83471279Not entirely your fault, can't post non ascii here.
If you want nice Christmas eve and Christmas day threads then make them on /bant/ so what if one man doesn't like posting there.
>>83471304I was just being a dick, sorry.I thought it might be a proper thing. Is it finnish? Ah, just read it, Norwegian.Sorry again for making light of it, as it seems like a nice wholesome thing.https://www.livinganordiclife.com/post/our-nordic-friend-the-fj%C3%B8snisse-nordic-barn-gnome
We all Morrisons brekkie in life x
Never thought this would happen but it seems I'm one of the lucky few who got ADHD meds today. Fucking chuffed lads! I might be one of the 0.1% of robots who doesn't stay here forever
>>83471257He does every year lad, in the past he blamed Shippy and or BN for all his seethe, spam and drama. That's not going to work any more though.
Me and Sean at Christmas
cheeky wank before work
Sandra changing Sean's nappy on christmas eve.
>>83471345Growning lad like you needs more than one round of toast
>>83471367>Growning
Twolls? Fuming. On Christmas eve.
>>83471332It is wholesome, here's me feeding this one moar rice-pudding...
>>83471367>GrowningAs bad as rotherkek and his 'true'
>>83469677Not me lads. I love Ruth. No black women has shown interest in me by the way.
>>83471167Feels like only a few months ago it was Christmas watching that.
>>83471454bet that lynx set was a regift
>>83471221>>83471246>>83471226Britfeelers defending not rights and wrong uns, says a lot about your character that.
Christmas melty over SSM What a life!
Dogberg loves licking my sweaty feet and toes the wee pervert.
had me dad shaking like a shitting dog this morning. It Christmas eve
>>83471402Just read more, and it was saying they like it with butter. Sorry again, for the rude comment before.
>>83471235All done now for Christmas, all that's left is cooking the dinner.
Turkmong posting his dollies at 5am.What a life!
>>83471477Yearly shed adventure was it, lad? Bumsesh, aye?
Are there even any black people in Turkey?
>>83471001A whole three days (including new years) is simply not good enough for the most important holiday of the yearEaster is even worse and equally important
>>83471503yes but theyre raremy turkish ex told me and she was fascinated by them
>>83471482>rudeYou are forgiven, it's christmas.I don't have any butter :/I'm not going out again now. However I will get some butter in the future, ty for the tip!
>>83471497oh aye been giving my dad a good bumming for years now he used to do it to me and now it's my job to return the favour
>endless talk of white christmas>all these weather pages showing forecasts and speculating for months >"beast from the east" etc>gets to christmas week>dry, bright, slight frosts>settled, high pressure fucking wollox lads
>pale skin>skinny>thin waist>wide hips>small tits>pink nipples>pink pussy>pink asshole>plump labia>black pubes and hair>green eyes>innie belly button>big arse>not too short not too tall>attractive armpit pussy>cute small ears>slightly upturned nose >thick but feminine natural eyebrows>slender napenot too much to fucking ask for is it lids? get a move on santa you prick
>>83471514I'm sure he enjoyed it without butter. No I wouldn't venture out now, too hectic for that. I have 1 or 2 bits I could do with getting, but I've assessed the situation, and I want the items, but don't need them, so I won't go out.Instead, I'll get high and play vidya. I both want and need that in muh life, desu.
I should really try for 1 achievement, nearly 4000 hrs on the game, kek.
>>83471548I hope he did.Yes, i nipped out this morning for coffee and bread. I think my new neighbour shouted merry christmas at me as i left but they started singing and playing music LOUD this morning so i ignored them.I did get a Christmas card today from an old schoolfriend which was nice but they live several hours away, they offered to meet up in the summer so that was nice.I hope your drugs are decent and you have a high K:D ratio :)
remember when it actually snowed in this country
corrr some pure seethage today.not for me, though. going to get comfy with a glass of squash and A Nightmare Before Christmas.
>>83471563It's only PvE, but it is quite high, maybe died 50 times, and killed 10's of thousands. PvP would probably be the other way. >>83471568It snowed earlier on in the year.
>>83471583>It snowed earlier on in the year.when? even if it did it probably was 1mm and melted in an hourdon't get proper snow anymore x
>>83471583im talking SNOW lad, not a pissy 1cm thats gone by 1pm
>finasteride is poison bros! i would rather be bald than have a limp dick h-haha>g-girls love bald heads anyway>just turned 26, it's normal to be bald in my age x thinking of settling down soon:)
>>83471605head like a fucking orange
Last big snow I remember was like 2010 or something
>>83471595No proper snow, streets having to be plowed, cars getting stuck, snowman built. I'll see if I can find the images on muh phone.
Turkmong has a BBC fetish
>>83471595>>834715999th of January, this year.
>>83471546For me>female>looks like a woman>under 50Despite being in the most densely populated city, I cant find even one woman to date who meets these requirements
>>83471636womfy ladsomewhere up norf i assume?
>>83471636Looks like the street ed edd and eddy live on
>>83471636I fucking hate winter so much. WOAT season by a mile.
I won't settle for anything less than Sydney Sweeney
just took me vitamin D x
>>83471667Wee gay mong
>>83471667I used to take it this little cod liver oil lookin ahh vitamin d pill a while ago and I never saw the benefit of taking it, didn't do anything. I Hope it works out for you.
>>83471643Not if you're Scottish, but norfen England. In Yorkshire.>>83471648Not seen that.>>83471658I used to love it (and still sort of do love it), but the cold does me in now, makes my leg tremble and go stiff.
At work now. Sweating like crazy.
>>83471636Very comfy pic lad. Living in S Wales we've not had a decent snow since i think 2010? 2011? was a big red warning over us. Ofc my leech of a neighbour had run out of food, fags and cat food, so i trudged a few miles to find an open store.
2010i remember watching youtubes with my mate on his windows vista computer when school was shut and his mumberg made us hot chocolates x
*blows a giant cloud of indo weed across the thread coating several lunglet apus lungs with some of that stick icky*
>>83471712Weed is the WOAT drug
>>83471667I need to take that, and cod liver oil, but always forget. Had a few shitty years, but can finally get things going in the right direction. Next year (not a NY resolution thing, I'll be doing this) I need to get my shit together. There's things I need to do, and I have to use my "what do I want what do I need system" and do the things I need. Which is going to be hard with this one, but it needs to be done. I want to sit about dossing all day getting high, but I need to be doing my exercises 3 times a day, going to sit down pilates once a week, eating healthily (can afford to now), cooking more, taking vitamins and cod liver oil, getting the house sorted so I can try and move out the year after next. I also, actually do want to be doing that, but will have to fight the dosser in me (hopefully only for a bit).
>>83471667D or D3 with k2?The latter is the proper vitamin "D" suppliment, improve absorption and makes sure not to much calcium is used up iircDon't want to end up a flimsy skele with bendy bones!
>>83471739>can afford to nowwhy not lad? what's your food budget?
any snowlads remember "beast from east"
>>83471710I think there was snow on boxing day in 2014? I remember being at a fren's, and drinking sambuca and it started snowing, so I walked to my mum's. Only thing was I slipped 5 min into the walk, broke my ankle, but didn't realise it was as bad, so hobbled the rest of the way. Fell a few times, and was close to crawling by the time I got back (I don't remember getting back, but do remember being on the floor a few times), and what should have been a 15 min walk took me over an hour.
>>83471754nevermind only gone and fucking misread it
>>83471682>>83471710>>83471757Peak womf, me and a few mates went out to dink some beers and smoke weed but everything kept going slushy because it was -10c kek
>>83471742do i need k2 with 4000 iu
Christmas eve and no Crimbo bangers being posted?>Jackson 5 - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhiUOCo8LYQ
>>83471757The OG one, or the one they try to say every year?I thought it was earlier than 2018, the fugg? Was that when it was "freezing rain"? Raining but turned to ice as soon as it hit the floor. I thought beast from the east was from 2009, we had a good winter then, I remember walking to work in the snow.>>83471776I used to love going for a walk in the snow smoking a spliff. Got an issue with my guts, and smoking and walking seems to make them worse, but vaping and walking isn't bad. Hoping to get out for a wander when it snows this winter. ill be good to test myself as well, as I'm becoming less stable on my feet.
>>83471805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cIbit weird he died at christmas int it
Back homes and on that frijj choccy milk grind.
Can't have Cod Liver oil. Gives me chest pains for some reason. Oh well, Santa left me an early present with the Paki Amazon driver.
>>83471805Afternoon lollers lad. This isn't jackson related, but is christmasrel, a good remix of an old favourite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbhxa244elI
Still unwell me. The last cottaging session done me in so it did.
>Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Winehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCEBibnRM8
merry christmas lads big up to the mandem
This prick posts anymore K-on! pictures I'm gonna have to give it a rewatch you little cheeky mare.
>CKY - Santas cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzpTSoMQICMFinally some actual crimbo choons
>>83471836alright bam margera lid hows the liver?
>>83471844picked probably lelDid he not get wild into droogs and fuck his entire life up?
yall niggas need pussy
frosty the snowman going im goingi dont see no one i dont feel no one x
>>83471814Had driving home for Christmas stuck in my head all day when I read about him passing on. If he had died the beginning of the month I wonder if he would have become number 1 Christmas song for 2025. Banger, tunes, thanks mate!>>83471821Hey up mate! BANGER!, funny how this remix became a remix in other Christmas tunes. Are you all set for Christmas?>The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU
>>83471559dayz is so fkn comfy when its cold outside. i love surviving in the woods of cherno away from all of the cities looting the small abandoned barns and sheds for a sliver of food. sometimes i die, sometimes i get ate by wolves, but it's worth it. unfortunately i haven't played in the last couple of years. i stopped around the time that the new green map came out. hope you have fun, britanon
>>83471866Do you have pussy?
>>83471853Aye he's a fat trainwreckremember the episode of viva la bam where he turned his mummy's gaff into a skatepark? kek
real nonce hours in here
Wonder if we will get a christmas uploaf
>>83471805Fuck off you dirty nonce and kys
>>83471875pussy is just pussy
>>83471881That guy's a literal sex predator. You know that, right?
>>83471881Would love a Sanford Lane Christmas special
>>83471810yeah the internet says then but i think it was around 08/09
I reckon Mark hasn't been posting simply because his internet has been cut off. Shrimples.
>>83471881sheep shagger spotted
>>83471896And? He's a good lad.
>>83471885Here is your Christmas present from me of one crumb of my attention, enjoy!
You lids finished your Whristmas shopping? I was all finished yesterday but picked an extra thing up this morning.
did no christmas shopping me
Pussy provided to me by the british government.
>>83471911What did you get for your mam?
>>83471896lad its been common knowledge for years, you newfags just appeared and decided to run with it because you are desperate for drama
>>83471907>sex predator >a good ladPick 1
>>83471911Done mine weeks ago
>>83471805it Christmas xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekFQb85OBMM
Weird little incels and supporting sexual predators go hand in hand. Why?
>>83471910YOU STILL AN NONCE
>>83471788That's the ones i use. 3 a week max in winter for me, my D levels in blood were 92 per whateverthefuck dl.ml which is fine. 1 in summer if i'm in a shutin phase hiding from the firey eye.
Crossmong supports paedophillia of course he does.
>He's sat on 4chan on Christmas Eve ranting about noncesWhat a life!
>>83471910>NONCE SPOTTED you got p diddy number? or you got his dick lubed up your arse!?https://soundcloud.com/zui-tuchseth/pdiddy-vs-karmah-ill-be-missing-you-just-be-good-to-me-ec-remix-1
hey why did i do thati make everything collapseeven when it's glued together
>He's sat on 4chan on Christmas Eve reading posts made by noncesWhat a life!
>>83471934>it Christmas xHope you and your loved ones have a belter Christmas mate!>The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrVg1toMzuo
>>83471961>>83471978Doing this is much worse
>>83471896He isn't. Him and Marie are both of similar IQ
The word incel makes him bitter and angry. Sad to see!
>>83471996>Him and Marie are both of similar IQProof?
Marie and Mark probably have a closer IQ than Mark and Helen. Does that make Helen a sex predator?
>>83471961it's Christmas? feels like a normal week.
Lollers comes in spreading Christmas cheer and you lot attack him like a pack of rabid dogs. Nasty. No wonder you lot are getting coal in your stockings this year!
>>83472003You only have to read his emails and then read Marie's texts and compare their literacy. If anything, Marie might be slightly ahead
>>83472007Helen turns a blind eye too all the noncing allegations because she is lonely and needs SSM's attention.
>>83472008It is to us robots.
>Bing Crosby & David Bowie - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI
>>83472008Eat a mince pie.
>>83472016We don't want nonces here. Simple as.
>>83472022They're false allegations lad. Marie was 25 when she was going out with Mark
>>83472028ur a good lad mate xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOADFCeXNVU
>>83471985cheers marrasame to youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCt1s44cfMM
>>83472033How do we know for sure? We only have SSM's word for itPlus Marie looks about 15
imagine getting nonced by herhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37730793/teacher-bedded-two-pupils-baby-struck-off/
>>83472032Yet you lot defend and support mark a known, proven sexual predator? Bit hypocritical that!
>>83472025monday blues hitting hard>>83472031rather eat a bullet.
>>83472047That's a different poster, lad. Not me.
>>83472053its Wednesday lid
off downstairs now to make some lunch
>>83472043It's been known for years lad. This all came out like a decade ago.
>>83472065the week is not over yet? we're only half way through this? fuck.
The ghost of Christmas past coming to haunt Mark, he should have known better!
wee sarnie now for me if thats alright with you my good lads
>>83472032Is this blad?
>>83471559>>83471874absolutely based dayz enjoyers
>>83472036>>83472041Thank you for the bangers, lads! >East 17 - Stay Another Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNhdjoF-6M
>>83472088Nope. Not me sorry, that's somebody else.
it'll be coldso coldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUSTb4Jx_MU&list=RDiUSTb4Jx_MU&start_radio=1
who would you sit next to at the britfeel christmas dinner table?
>>83472053I don't think your local M&S do that sort of mince pie lad.
>>83472081More like the ghost of Christmas pudding coming after him...
>Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NcQzMQN_U
>>83472103me and blad would clear the lot desu
Outside topping me tyre pressure up and it is FUCKING freezing lads. Lost all feeling in me hands. Could well be the end of me you know.
>RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
>>83472104>M&Story
>>83472044man something about female preds make me hard. wish she was my teacher.
>>83472146M&S is Jewish.
>>83472160oof. if it's not Jewish, it's Indian or China.nothing is British anymore. sad sight to see. nationalism died in this country. people will fly an union jack but has no meaning.
>>83472125oh aye /britfeel/ believes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4b1NszpY
Devastated to find out that the pregabalins my dad was prescribed and didnt want ended up in his bin rather than his medicine cupboard. If he'd only known how much fun they would have brought me. Oh well, probably for the best.
Sainsbury's>Tory foodWaitrose>Tory food M&S >Tory food
>>83472187>Tory foodthis guy gets it.
i only shop at aldi and lidl like a real british person
>>83472176>oh aye /britfeel/ believesWOAH! >Alexandra Burke - Hallelujahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiCS0_T1hZM
>>83472197either you're a jeet pretending to be british or on the dole if you actually shop only at them 2.
>>83472197I know, nowt wrong with it. Little Tory boy snobs who think they are better than others just because the spend more on food. What kind of not right is spending 135 pounds on a fucking turkey?
>>83472219idk about all that but tesco clubcard just hits hard during these times.
>>83472219>hes not spending 135 quid on a turkey
Really want to play fallout 3 again and roam the capital wasteland wearing the t-51b power armour with the metal blaster vaporising fiends and super mutants along the way while three dog is praising me for my good deeds that I have done. What a good game fallout 3 and New Vegas are.
>I don't shop there or there and help line the pockets of shareholders. >I shop here and here and help line the pockets of shareholders.
>>83472219kek didn't you once put on 3 stone over christmas. Most of the lads who shop at Waitrose probably spend less than you do
>>83472187Don't forget insurance companies. Tory-coded af.
Oh my days that was a bumsesh and a half. Had a bellend boxing my prostate like a punching bag. Festive spaffington all up in my arse oh aye. x
Surprised Tories even celebrate Christmas. Isn't givng people stuff for free socialism?
>>83472337get the wags in lidsober politcs talk on christmas is fucking not on
>>83472337knew there was a reason I despised you lid xbennymongs worse off under liebour.
>>83472337You don't sound happy with the amount of other peoples money you get for free lad. What else should you be getting that you've never lifted a finger for or earned yourself?
>>83472344You're right de lid. No wolitics at Whristmas x>>83472354My bennies have only gone up since Labour got back and in and they gave me back the Warm Home Discount which the tory cunts took away. Tories will always be 100x worse than Labour for us bennie claimers.
Quite hungry me desu de lads
>>83472366>Warm Home Discount which the tory cunts took awaynot a human right to have a warm house lid, bennymongs don't need it x
>>83472292Not 3 stone 30 pounds. Mum goes crazy at Christmas time with food don't know what to do with it all.
