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so he DOES care about pussy and IS frustrated about being an ugly incel after all

you can't hide that you crave pussy

we all do

and if you're not chad, you live in frustration

it's impossible to escape

face reality
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>didn't watch the video
I dont care. Review a cheeseburger
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>>83468053
I crave for my robothole to clear customs, I cannot wait to milk myself silly and goon all night long to weird bdsm fetishporn while high as fuck, real women are too bothersome and annoying to deal with.
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>>83468053
not sure who this is because i give zero fucks about ecelebs (if i didn't said it enough times already).
but these nails, he is a ginger and got that 50/50 ratio of feminine/masculine face
he can troon and he WILL look attractive.
but then he wont be getting pussy only dick.
not sure his age, but saw a 40yo troon ginger on jewddit that made me hard, so maybe the wall is being moving away due to jewish meds.
i mean if you gonna blast yourself or enter in depression at least try something before you do it.

i'm sorry but inceldom is a thing, a lot of lonely men are being made these days, if you hold SOME value and respect yourself and want a nice gf you are not gonna find, either rope or cope.
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>>83468111
Please leave my husband alone
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>>83468053
Anyone else see this guy posted on 4chan for YEARS but never watched a single sec of any of his videos?
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>>83468053

that dude is never getting laid. if he cant get easy pussy from 2 million subscribers there is 0 hope. Pic I attached has less than 1000x his following and has a wife and kids from making content and hes the ugliest fucker ive ever seen.
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>>83468053
what are you referencing? what did he say?

>>83468111
this is review brah
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>>83468053

Where exactly is he whining about no pussy? I'm also pretty sure I've seen a slut in one of his videos before so he's obviously caught the attention of a few sucubi looking for a easy meal.
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bro look at the guy and tell me he isn't coochie starved, he's so dedicated to looking like he's homeschooled

of course he secretly wants pazuzu on his dracula, bro is literally performative
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>>83468053
>so he DOES care about pussy and IS frustrated about being an ugly incel after all
You got all that from a video about how hard Popeye's fell off?
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>>83468239
He's had some videos where someone else is holding the camera and there are a few videos in his car where it seems obvious there's someone out-of-frame in the passenger seat.

The kid who drives around logging roads in Maine or Vermont or whatever and breaks up beaver dams in swamps recently posted a video where someone was out there with him. They're just occasionally in the distant background of some shots when he's walking around, or making noise in the passenger seat when he's in his truck.
Could be a girl, or could be a younger brother or something, never get a clear enough shot to tell and he offers no acknowledgement or explanation.

If that guy can find a fangirl in rural whereverthefuck timberland, ReviewBrah has to have some options.
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>>83468053
The video is about how popeyes sucks, you disingenuous faggot.
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>>83468053
i just sat through the whole video
where the fuck does he mention craving pussy or feeling frustrated about being an ugly incel
where does he mention anything that could be interpreted as such?
if he was complaning about feeling lonely, about wanting something to fufill his life, anything even remotely related i could maybe understand where you were coming from
but this is just bait
he just spends the video complaining about how dogshit popeyes is these days comapred to what it used to be, explaining how they've declined in quality to such an extent that he feels there's no point in reviewing their products anymore
the title isn't saying "what's the point of my life?" or "what's the point in living?"
he's literally complaining about fucking popeyes chicken
holy fucking projecting
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>>83468655
>>83468667
holy cope dude
just look at his face
he'll never see pussy
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>>83469406
reviewbrah has a bunch of groupies you don't know shit lmao
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>>83468667
that is crazy desu
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>>83468239
he looks polish as fuck
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>>83468644
>>83468239
didnt he have a older women gf thing at some point?
i dont know and i dont care because i dont want to watch a meat eating animal abuser who doesnt care about animal ethics on youtube, so i dont watch his shit content
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>>83468131
Same here man. Same with Boxxy as well.
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>>83468111
He should just kill himself instead for being an anemic sperg who eats slop and makes vida of it. He will be forgotten about within a few years and its beyond hilarious maladjusted autistic retards love him
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>>83469946
he is loved by everyone, chud
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>>83469946
and yet he's infinitely more successful than you and youre seething about him on 4chan wow crazy
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>>83468644
I heard that was his mom and I kinda believe it. Might even be a similar situation as that Beyblade YouTuber with the really high-pitched voice whose mom does videos with him. I can relate tremendously, might even consider doing videos with my mom someday just to document my sad life. lol
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>>83469714
Crazy how much he looks like his mom there
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>>83468053
Oh nice fucking try, faggit-pants. I went ahead and looked him up on YouTube because I know him from a long time ago. And so I look him up and I watch a video and it has nothing to do with girls. He's saying, what's the point of reviewing all sorts of different shit when they come out because there's no point to it like reviewing the five night at Freddy with Popeye's chicken. There's absolutely nothing there. It's just licensing to get people to look at it and go purchase the food. But they didn't release any type of special item just like Raising Cane's didn't release any special item when it comes to their use of Christmas Story guy. He's right. What's the point? He's talking about how he chooses what to review and what not to review. Nothing to do with girls you fucking bitch
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That video is about Popeyes, not him whining about no pussy.
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>>83472244
nice cope you got there
the video is clearly a subliminal message
you don't say "what's the point" if ur not on the verge of giving up cuz of looks
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After clicking on this thread I opened youtube and this exact video was recommended to me. Never before had youtube recommended me any of his videos.
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he looks like present day ariana grande, or vice versa anyway
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>>83468053
Haven't watched his video in a long time, but he seems like the kind of spastic retard that would actively work against himself when it comes to women, I've seen women in his comments, I'm sure some of them have worked their way into his DMs, he has no one to blame but himself.
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>be retard ITT
>discover youtuber who just fast food reviews
>UHHH I BET HE DOESN'T FUCK LOL
When will YOU do something about your crippling obsession with sticking willy in varginer?
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>>83468053
Nice bait, the whole video is him talking about fried chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMOqir_q0I



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