one time i was walking to the bus stop in middle school and a bird took a shit on my brand new shoes.what are the fucking odds of a bird flying by and shitting right on your new shoes?
>>83468094I was borned
>>83468094My GM won multiple millions of dollars once in a lawsuit against a megacorp and was supposed to set us all up for life. Little did we know my GM is a stupid fucking retarded idiot nigger and spent all of it on random vacations, cars, homes and shit she couldn't afford the taxes to. So it was all gone within a few years. I did travel the world and get to live in a gated community in a mansion in Miami for like 6 months though. Now I live in a trailer park and survive off spoonfuls of welfare peanut butter for my meals. Sometimes I sit up late at night listening to the neighbors dog's yapping outside and wonder how different my life could have been if my GM wasn't a retarded fag.
>>83468278is GM grandma?
>>83468328Game Master, it's the politically correct way to say Dungeon Master.
>>83468094I'm unlucky enough to be born in Brazil, fucking shithole
>>83468338oh, but i mean technically she didn't owe that money to anyone, she could have kept the money for herself and it sounds like that's what she made up her mind to do.money changes people, everyone always says that if they were millionaires they'd use the money for some egalitarian shit, like black people claiming they'll help their hood or whatever, but what do 99% of black people do when they have money? they buy jewelry and cars, they spend it all on themselves. that's just how people are, money reveals who people really are, or it corrupts them... one of those two.she might have said she was gonna set everyone up for life, but she probably changed her mind.
>>83468094I think I have narrowly avoided death while driving a few times but I am so fickle that I can't remember the exact details of what happened.
>>83468094i got a rare yugioh card and dropped it in a pond within 24 hours
