If a girl at work had a crush on you how would you want her to tell you?
>>83468305In a non slutty way.
>>83468305small tokens of attention/affection
>>83468305"hey can I suck your dick ?"something like that
>>83468353In reality if someone did this 80+% of men would go straight to HR especially if shes fat,unattractive or over 25
>>83468305God imagine if Lillie liked me? The things I'd do to her...
>>83468371>male>going to HRlmao
I wouldn't, I'm not going to raise your babies sorry
>>83468390That's an 8 year old, mr, 30 year old creep. Into prison you go
>>83468371only because you'd do the same to us given the chance, Martha
>>83468305Just ask him about his life, get talking about a book you're reading or something, maybe even lend him that book. Find an excuse to make him a cup of tea/coffee. If he gives good signals then you can unironically begin to borderline stalk him and he'll love it.>>83468371So don't be fat or unattractive. I've seen a solid 2 women in my life who were beyond saving. It's not hard.
>>83468305all she'd have to do is squish my arm flab. the arm flab trick always works it's universal.
>>83468401clueless, he is unaware
>>83468371you're projectingthat whole HR bullshit is only a thing because our overlords decided women had to go to adult daycare instead of having european childrenyou're also projecting because most men would accept a blowjob from an ugly fat indian 45yo whore, in fact many men pay for it.you're genuinely fucking dumb fuck you
>>83468305I'm pretty dense so she would have to ask me to get coffee or something outside of work for me to get the hint.
>>83468423What about men in relationships or who have high standards I feel like thats more men than you give credit for.
>>83468371>go straight to HR Peak effeminate behavior. Most would never
>>83468459Yeah I guess maybe they would just look at you with disgust say no then tell all your colleagues and laugh at you
>>83468458okay fair enough your first post is coherent thenreally confirms women only see attractive men in relationships as people
>>83468494Like 40% of men under 30 are in relationships so you cant just like tell someone is single especially if you work with them
Giving me a note or telling me straight up
>>83468371Uh... no, I'm sorry but you have no idea how men actually think. We generally try not to bother people with our problems unless it's so bad we can't handle it ourselves. The only thing that's going to make a man go to HR is if the woman is actually harassing him and actually insane.
>>83468305There was one woman at work, she was a short, chubby, cute, black woman. She was talkative and asked some good questions which was nice for the shitty job we we're working, but she was a single mom of two and she was complaining about something pretty reasonable from management so I could tell she was kind of argumentative in the way some woman are.Still, there was a moment, the day she said she was moving to a different department, we we're working side by side together, she stopped for a moment, leaned forward a bit and looked up to me intently. I stared straight ahead, in my mind I was deciding whether I could date a woman with 2 kids as a 25 year old virgin manchild, Before I waited a bit too long, she dropped what he was doing, and I watched her walk away.It is strange that something this subtle is how women gauge your interest.
>>83468305I would be very flattered if she asked for my phone number or to go on a date.
>>83468390Ansha is cuter. Face it Lillie is old and busted.
>>83468671And you think if you didn't like her it wouldn't be too awkward or you wouldn't be grossed out by her and tell your friends?
>>83468529even in these 40%, most wouldn't go to HRI had women be WAY worse than that and didn't go to HR, even though it wasnt sexual since women don't really do thatmen and women don't experience sexuality the same way, just look at how lesbians and gays live their sexual lifeI don't know what to tell you, just stop projecting
>>83468305I wouldn't, I'm married and I don't eat where I shit.
>>83468371HR roasties would assume I was asking for it and make me do extra training and nothing would happen to her.
>>83468305>i dont work>i havent spoken to a woman in years, if we dont count my mom and clerks
>>83468765If I didn't like her, I would still be flattered by the amount of guts it took to approach me. I find it hard to be grossed out by women. And if I told my friends, it'd be because I've never been asked out by a woman before.