Robots unironically believe they need more than this
schlomo be like "don't even poop just hold it in it's so much more comfortable"
>>83468372most shoebox studio apartments would be a huge upgrade over my musty childhood bedroom
>>83468372fuck having four people living in that small a spaceget rid of the two spare beds, give a slightly larger desk with a desktop rather than a laptop and add a more comfortable chairuse some of the space created by the removal of the spare beds to add some drawers with shelving above them, shelves for decor drawers for accessible storage to supplement the deep storage under the bedhave the bathroom be a wet room with a showerget rid of the table with the four chairs, this isn't a place for entertaining guests and hosting dinner partiesput a small coffee table in front of the couch, i'll happily eat my dinner therei feel like it'd be nice to have that open space between the couch and the kitchen to make the entire place feel a bit less crowded/crampedalso just fuck off those massive gaps between the fridge and oven, get a whole counter there with storage to fill the empty spaceget cabinets above the counter too, fuck off with this double sink shit
>>83468372If you had more than 2 children or one of your 2 children was 13+ this would not be good
>>83468372oh man that looks comfy as all fuck for one person, i love thisi wonder... i might get something like this next time i move, maybe
>>83468380the toilet is between the two bedrooms
>>83468623bro I'm not even fat and my legs would be up to my chest in that broom closet they call a bathroomasians think everyone in the world is a teenage girl istg
i need less, OPbut also, a bathtub or shower is needed in the bathroom
>>83468372it's not the space itself, it's the space around iti want space between and my neighbors because renting an apartment surrounded by families of 10+ jeets all squeezed into a 2-room apartment that my landlord doesn't care for is miserable>t. rented in that exact scenario for 2 months
>>83468761a washing machine, or space to put one would also be nice
How am I supposed to cook with no kitchen? Or is it Asian style where they just make everything on the floor instead of counters?
>>83468372I don't need a living room or an office.
>>83468372i live in a castle
>>83468372My kitchen is literally in my bedroom
>>83469119The camouflage carpet is kinda cool
>>83468372Yeah because I need a shower
>>83468372>two bedrooms >AND a living roomWhoa there, Moneybags. Plus, that bathroom looks a bit...cramped.
>>83469170I need to lay off the Busch ice because for the past year and a half I just thought it was green
>>83469248how do you open the door?
>>83468372Make the bathroom a bit bigger with a tub and turn the twin beds room into an office. I could live happily with that. I don't really take baths except for when I'm sick, but they're mandatory for me when that happens.
>>83468372Jap tier tiny apartments would solve the housing crisis.
>>83469269Just barely and muted
>>83468372>Robots unironically believe they need more than thisthat is my place though, except with less stuff
>>83468372>only $2500 a month lol
Nah, I like having stuff my my guns and my one year supply of freeze dried meals, canned food, oatmeal etc.
>>83468681look i did a brief look at the maffs about this and if an average american toilet was too small for you, you...you might not fit into those coffins made for morbidly obese people.which...which doesnt make your statement incorrect. yeah. you, an american, are not that fat. until they start cutting down the walls to get you out of the room, i guess, yeah, thats true
