/r9k/ - >anon, did you really not get me anything for chri - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/23/25(Tue)22:33:58 No.83469014

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Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)22:33:58 No.83469014 Archived

>anon, did you really not get me anything for christmas? ;__;

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)22:41:30 No.83469047

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)22:41:30 No.83469047

>>83469014
>I'll buy you a diamond ring when you turn 18 and then I'll plap you and get you pregnant until then fuck off brat

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)22:43:29 No.83469054

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)22:43:29 No.83469054

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>I have a special gift for you in my pants, but you have to promise me you won't tell anyone about it

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)22:55:26 No.83469117

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)22:55:26 No.83469117

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>>83469014
Oh uhhhhh here, have my 600w old power supply and uhhhhh have my old BJJ white belt! Yeah it has some pretty tough knots that my instructor did when he gave me my blue belt, but your parents can undo it... Probably...

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)23:01:33 No.83469155

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)23:01:33 No.83469155

>>83469014
You said you didn't want anything

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)23:04:03 No.83469172

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)23:04:03 No.83469172

>>83469014
I do not know any ~11 year old girls. How did she get in my house? Where are her parents? Why does she expect me to get her something for christmas?

Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)23:10:01 No.83469207

Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)23:10:01 No.83469207

>>83469172
she is your daughter from the alternate timeline where you didn't fuck everything in your life up in this timeline