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Christmas Story Time 12/24/25(Wed)05:37:17 No.83471133

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Christmas Story Time Anonymous 12/24/25(Wed)05:37:17 No.83471133

>Be me, 7
>Leave bottle of whiskey out for Santa
>Dad says it's Santa's "favourite"
>Whatever.jpg
>Go to bed, giddy with Christmas glee
>Try stay awake to catch Santa, but I eventually drift off to sleep
>Wake up around 1a.m., heard a crash from the living room
>"It's him."
>Race out to catch Santa
>Can't see him, it's dark but I see the silhouette of presents under the tree
>Run to kitchen to see if he's had his whiskey yet
>The transparent outline of an empty bottle returns my prying gaze
>Just missed him, damn!
>Go back to bed, eventually fall asleep again
>Wake up, probably 4 a.m.
>"It's Christmas it's Christmas!"
>Race into Mum & Dad's bedroom, Mum tells me to go back to sleep, sun's not up yet
>Go back to my room, but I'm wide awake now, no way I'm getting back to sleep
>I try recalling the shape of each gift I saw at 1 a.m.
>Begin making fantastical guesses. A pogo stick? A guitar? A new lego set?
>Finally a glimmer of dawn's oriental beams creep into my chamber
>Race into Mum & Dad's, open the blinds to show it's Christmas
>Mum tells me to go wait out by the tree
>Race out and look at the presents
>Something stinks
>Faint odour of piss and spew fill the house
>The tree looks molested and the presents soggy
>I rub my eyes, maybe I'm seeing things
>Go into kitchen to get a glass of water while I wait
>Still dark but I can see a little more now
>Santa left a bunch of beer cans by the whiskey
>I go to grab a glass, the cupboard door has been ripped off
>Weird, but I grab a glass
>Pouring a glass of water in the sink
>"Yuck, smells like upchuck here"
>Go to open the fridge for a glass of milk
>Fridge door barely opens, stuck on something
>I notice a darkened mass groaning on the kitchen floor
>"D-Dad? Is that you?"
>"It's not upchuck" comes a faint whisper from the shadowy bulge
>I stare in disbelief, wondering how Dad got here so quickly
>"It's upsneed, son... the sign is a subtle joke!"

Merry Sneedmas to you all