>>83471242
i would sacrifice my soul and dabble in magic if it meant getting my crush, but that shit isnt real

If girls don't want your soul why would demons?

>>83471242
Nah, king. Remember you're the prize. Some gullible, heretical slampig is out there "manifesting" you right now. Let her take the stain upon her soul while you sit back and let it all unfold.

>>83471242
i don't know about getting one, but keeping one? especially one who's worth it? i'd seriously consider it
a lot of us think (often rightfully so) that finding a partner is the hard part, but that's just the beginning
maintaining a relationship is much more difficult than finding other people, i'd say...

Kys fat obese nigger, u fat and on 4chan talkin bout magic n girls, lock in, or kys either is better for society you sick FUCK, PS- if you were the prize i got id kill a bus full of retarded children...

Stupid ugly niggerchoid hogoblin

>>83471359
KEK how did you know I fantasize about being a devil and being summoned by dumb heretical sluts

I'd severely harm someone in Minecraft meant it getting a 1% chance with my crush. Sadly I don't know who my crush is, hell I'd take any ugly LTB!

>>83471310
There are girls that dabble in magic though ;)
>>83471359
>Let her take the stain upon her soul while you sit back and let it all unfold.
Excellent plan
>>83471364
I don't think I'd have much of a problem maintaining one. I think I'd be pretty good at it. I will make her feel loved and appreciated all the time.
>>83471403
>Kys fat obese nigger
I have a six pack. Keep seething.
>>83471533
Damn, I wouldn't go that far. Don't think the hypothetical gf would appreciate that.

Chudai
Bai chi nigga

>>83471612
YOU wouldn't. But who cares about you. I need big status, and I need it quick. I don't care about him, and he has a lot of haters anyway. Everything is lined up!

>>83471612
>I don't think I'd have much of a problem maintaining one.
you'd think so, but if it was as simple as making her feel loved and appreciated, we wouldn't have so many broken marriages or bad breakups, i don't think
in an ideal world that's all it takes, but sadly this world is far from ideal
life gets in the way sometimes, problems arise on both your sides, the past may come back to bite you in the ass, so on, so forth

hell, i'm not aware of how big a challenge maintaining a relationship is, i'm still finding that out
but what i can say is that it's definitely more challenging than finding someone, and that already took... way too long.
godspeed, wizard anon
i hope you find who you're looking for

>>83471665
>but if it was as simple as making her feel loved and appreciated, we wouldn't have so many broken marriages or bad breakups
I think people get used to things and start taking it for granted, and they don't show their appreciation well or frequently enough. This is mostly based on observations of my family though.

>>83471242
Nah youl>>83471528
l just end up losing both

>>83471359
Why would I want a disgusting slampig?
Leave that shit to the niggers, I want a beautiful loving SKINNY girlfriend, and I'm willing to give my soul to get it.

>>83471242
Bitches love tarot