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>Someone starts a fight with you
>Get your ass beat
>Girlfriend looks at you like this

What do you do?
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>>83472122
Pre-emptively dump her because that's basically my only option
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>>83472122
My girlfriend saw me get beat up before and she was very caring about it. Not all women are so cruel
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>>83472122
Too tired to fite
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im not poor so i dont get into scuffles with other poor niggers, my life is too important for that
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be october, prime warcrime time with noone caring abt stuff

>go down on stair slow chad way
>ohh tranni behind me rushing!
>give me critical hit
>hope my crash and that group of girls didnt notice anything
>yeah i dont know what that tranni wants from me
>miss out on pushing him down, potentially killing him
>ahh whatever I'll give him 3 years in the state hotel years later.

but In my defense it was never a proper fight, just some autist trying on the weird punching bag a few hits, like oh this is the solar plexus, I wonder he didn't even feel it or what? Lets go for the Heart! Or the eye if he doesnt reacT XDDDDD Good luck with the tissues now!
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>>83472168
>my life is too important for that
>posts on 4chan
>posts on fucking r9k of all places
Nigger please
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>>83472168
>molly isn't rich stop chasing her!!!

yeah pig, imma belive you!
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don't worry about it because if i have the ability to get a gf i have the ability to cheat on her
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>>83472180
i make 120k a year in cybersecurity. why would i want to get into like a barfight and get potentially shot or stabbed because of some retard getting angry over sports or some shit? are you retarded? not everyone is as low value as you
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>>83472122
>get beat up
>girls start hitting on me saying bruises are hot
>opinion of womankind plummets
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>>83472122
I have weapons on me so I can't lose

>>83472144
fuck you normafag
also that's cute
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I'm pretty confident my boyfriend wouldn't win a fight against 90% of other males and wouldn't expect him to
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>>83472191
>still single at 120k
not trying to be jerk like the other guy but what's the hold up here? I'm not even a catch and could do a hell of a lot more for less than that
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>>83472122
>someone starts a fight with you
>be american
>their POV
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>>83472199
>you could
its always easy to say you could but why arent you?
>i could be making 6 figures a month but my le depression and anxiety
ok bud
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>>83472122
>Look at her like this
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You don't go into a fingerfight with your eyes. Or you do, but it will be hialours.
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>>83472212
I almost married two women. I was so close. One of them even had a PhD. It isn't over, anon. You just have to charge that shit like a madman but maybe not quite as mad.
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>girlfriend
You're assuming that I'm capable of having one?
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>>83472230
Yeah J was a pretty smart women she has a PHJD
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>>83472122
Women are so subhuman jesus christ, Ive even seen a Chad get this stare after losing to another Chad in highschool
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>>83472281
It was for nanotechnology. She was working on biosensors to treat cancer and even signed my name with bioluminescent material on a microscope slide in a pic she sent me. But yes she was also as retarded as I was. Her coworkers were not very good at playing pool.
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>>83472293
"Another" your ass.
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>>83472334
There are lots of Chads in highschool they usually are on sports teams
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WBBD, many such cases.
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>>83472642
>how to turn a slap on the wrist to life without parole with this one simple trick
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>>83472642
bring back the KKK
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>>83472191
>brain dead nigger thinks that because he's make 120k a year his life is valuable
Look at where you are dumb nigger. You're in the same shit hole as the supposed "low values". All that supposed intelligence and yet you're still a dumb mouthbreathing nigger, actually hilarious.
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>>83473723
Best I can do is 3 years, out in 6 months
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she looked at you like that the moment you engaged in violence, the outcome of the fight doesn't matter. Nobody wants a violent person as a partner
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>>83473723
XDDDDDD

funi stuff is that you can replicate js that in a darkplace without witness and you get away w nun n shi

hell no one will know trusttrust
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>>83472122
Literally had a guy's wife cheat on him with me because I beat him in a fight. Majorly blackpilling and made me terrified of ever getting a woman
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>>83472122
Beat her ass, tons of weak ass wife beater abusechads out there that keep their attracted after a good whoop
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>>83472144
She's having sex with a nigger behind your back, she knows a lil timmy like you is not masculine enough to sexually satisfy her after being pitifully defeated in a fight
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>>83472191
That's it? soc monkey? You must be entry level.
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>>83472122
Never had that. When I get into a fight I finish the job and end up in prison. Hasn't happened yet, but I bet my girl would just want to go to prison with me.
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>>83475007
you can finish jobs in prisons as well, in multiple ways too.

your girl stays where shes at.
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>>83472122
Ever heard about sexual assault? How about sexual defense? Suck his dick militarily
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>>83475027
>your girl stays where shes at.
Against her will in that scenario.



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