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Let us sing together. Of sun stars moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather.
I had prepared to make a thread about females. Being this is a board for teenage girls. But I stopped myself from doing it. I will not bully females online, no not today, I began to sing and now I feel no longer that I have to do it. OLD TOM BOMBADIL! IS A MERRY FELLOW! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.

I was also going to talk about something terrible in this world right now. Why talk about these bad things? These vampire potbelly goblins. I will not. When you hear those violins kick in, you can't, no matter what. I have made several attempts to not be a woman bully. Seven hundred and two score and nine times. Yes, I was here before the first raindrop and before the first acorn. But I think truly I will no longer despise females in my eyes now, I will no longer have aggressive fantasies.
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729k usd isn't enough sweetie
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I finally decided to play Nethack, even though it's clearly not going to be that good, and will probably not even be included in my near perfect folder. BUT MAYBE IT WILL!
I have some things I want to say about it already, but let's actually play it first. As an expert in medieval fantasy, everyone knows that I am the best, I wrote that song you know bring me my staff boys, the song everyone knows.
So yes I have some things I can already say but really about medieval fantasy in general how terrible it is handled and not understood by the atheistic hordes that try to use it. I'm just saying it, like it is!!!
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Phhh.... I was so close to posting a text wall about females and males. That's what happens when you come to the /r9k/ "teenage girl" board. I'm not doing ti though! I am not doing it. That was close.

..wait, then why am I on /r9k/ again? Oh I forgot. I should go to a real board today like /v/. uuuu, I just got an urge to say something again. It's okay, I resisted. Phew. man. zooweemamabazinga.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PZaLAGcNlQ

How am I suppose to post, when every single time I go to make a new post I see other threads, I see a GLIMPSE of other threads, and I see "Fembots, what personal experience made you--"
How can I not make parody threads instead!?
I promised to never mock /r9k/ again but I have to, I HAVE to make mocking r9k threads. It's the only choice, it's just so out in the open and easy, you're all such easy targets, you're all mouth-breathing-- "We're just kids, I'm a young man!" HAHA, you see that? a bunch of famous internet muslims guys were sending dick pics to women and then-- anyways it's not important, but "I'M A YOUNG MAN!" is a great excuse.
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Bro, you KNOW I'm hitting those parody threads up soon again. I just saw the "Robot general" which for those who don't know, Robot is a thing people on /r9k/-- because... basically /r9k/, what makes /r9k/ so funny is that people use it and they think it's not instagram twitter garbage and they think they're socially awkward or something I don't know. /r9k/ is great because it's the normie capital of the internet. That's why it's so fun.

BUT... in the robot general it talks about "do you want kids, derp." The parody potential is unreal I see it all unfolding before my eyes. My special eyes.
Just a matter of having time to type it though. I'm kind of busy with something of actual importance. I'm watching videos.
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Not to mention I used to listen to that song every single day at least once a day. Gosh that's amazing.
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You know every time Mint appears that song plays. Because I like those two things.
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Your cataracts must enjoy it.



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