correctly: sqft !

this is a made up story btw sry whoever took to heart

>>83473670
End your life. I shed a tear and now I know it was all for nothing.

>>83473709

>all for nothing
You can't say that pigcuck. I will destroy you.

>>83474454
Your new name is cumslut. Good afternoon, cumslut.

What does JFL mean
I can only find "just for laughs" but it never fucking fits what it's being used with

>>83474504
Just fucking lol
It's our version of "I can't even"

>>83474511
Insufferable, cringe, cancer, and satancoded language.

>>83474493
Yeah, figuratively! But someones primed to be a real cumslut in a big dark place! :)

molly you seem to have a really sinister energy but maybe i don't get your humor

>>83473460
what does the place smeII like?

There was a girl I dated in high school named Molly and she was blonde and short and chubby but with very big boobs and I loved her so much and never got over her. She kinda had the same energy as this tripfag, not quite exactly but very similar.

In conclusion, I kinda want sexo

Aaa be trippling! keep replies cumming

proly smels like a good dildo session.
>highschoolgirldate
>sinister
too bad she wont get anywhere

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>>83474695
girl are you on tina? like genuinely lmfao

>>83474705
will you fund my addiction? Good answer s only!

>>83474719
meth is not that expensive but it made me psychotic i would rather give you a book and black tea we need to take the world and these drugs are not helping

>>83474728
guess what cucks. only I could've taken it but im ruined now. its literally late the evenmnn world's money wont save me.

>>83474763
you still got legs and a soul go ahead and make your dreams come true, i'm going to macy's have fun

>>83474776
u live in europe not fucking america what macy u babbling about. fuck you!

>>83474786
When are we having sexo Molly?

>>83474799
whenever ur big pigass is available cant be soon enough.

>>83474809
When my truck is out of the shop I'm gonna drive over and slop your trough.

>>83474816
Will you gift me a Lamborghini Urus as well? Or what truck we talking?

>>83474825
I'll buy you dinner and drop you off anywhere within 30 minutes of the route home. My truck is a tacoma

>>83474837
You'll get ur deeh sahed by a tranny and u'll contract STD. I dont need ur crimemoney.

>>83474903
Are you saying you're a tranny?

>Crimemoney
I wasn't gonna give you any money, but shit, how did you know I got this money changing out a flushometer without pulling a permit? Are you watching me?

>>83474953
That's a wish, a planned intent on your part.

have you considered standing up for yourself

>>83474959
No I wanna have 3 minutes of awkward piv sex and then feel conflicted about cuddling with you after, but you make it easy by insulting me and saying you don't want to touch me ever again, and when I drop you off, o you don't even say anything or look at me when you get out of my truck.

That's how I saw it

then sit for 10years killing an abused schoolshooter?

yeah anyway nothing would've happened probably. ill go for it next time.

>>83474981
i just imagine that big worried pigface of yours.

>>83474990
I'm taking that as a yes.

>>83474998
When will you open your mouth for the first time?

>>83475004
I was thinking I'd start yapping right off the bat, and then quickly lose momentum when I realize you aren't putting any effort or enthusiasm into making our time together an experience of human connection, and then settle into a miserable silence in time for dinner. Then, the only time you'll see me open my mouth is to put the food in, and you might say something like "as expected of this tub lard" and I'll feel a twisted relief that there is someone alive in there, even if all she feels is contempt.

>>83475034
Will you check what's inside my recycle bin?

>>83475051
If there isn't a switch that opens a door to the gym leader, I don't really see the point. Is there something you want me to find in there?

>>83475071
did you bribe the gym leader?

>>83475078
No I spent the bribe money on the dinner I bought you. If I need to let the gym leader have a turn at 3 minutes of awkward piv with you to get past him, do you think you could go for another round? You did eat the bribe after all, least you could do.

>>83475104
i carry money in a plastic bag. how do you carry the bribe money?

Same thing happened to me. bought a small unit for 80k, thought it was a steal at the time. Later realized I bought at the top. Since then prices in the area have collapsed. Can't even step outside without peeking around first to make sure there are no druggies waiting for me to try and rob me. around this time last year a tenant in the building consumed a bad batch of drugs had a psychotic episode and tried to break into my unit with a knife thinking he was fighting a demon. the owner of said unit didn't give a fuck and I had to fight a very expensive legal battle to make him evict the drug addict. I'm just going to sell it at a loss and go back to being a rentoid. the good thing about renting is, if something bad happens, you can just pack up and get out.

>>83475121
I already told you, dummy, the bribe money is in your tummy! I didn't know I was gonna have sex with you at the pokemon gym. If I had known, I would have evolved my weedle.

>>83475136
>investor pigcuck posts lossporn
to be expected

>very expensive legal battle
umm sweetie making a report is free. aka. costs $0.

>>83475142
Yeah, I was two hungary not to eat it. Doo thee not haveth anymo moolah ?

>>83475153
I did make a report, police didn't care, they basically only come to my area to pick up corpses.

>>83475173
just how strong is ur concviction in police dondu nuffin?

>>83475166
Knew it, called it. I was prepared for it. I brought the cash I was willing to spend on sexo with Molly and I left my cards at home so I wouldn't go over budget.

Your only recourse is to do the obligated deed, skip getting the gym badge this time, and send me some spicy pics you took for dudes you actually liked when I get home, hint at another meetup you don't plan on actually doing, and seeing if you can't part me from my money that way.

>>83475206
no one wants to part you from your money you paranoid fuck? no wonder you're insufferable.

>>83475214
You ate all the money I brought and asked me for more! I did not sign up to be gaslit, Molly. I think you should compensate me with a tired, no eye contact hand job in the truck before I drop you off at the end of the night.

>>83475237
Gaspig, the eye contact literally happened! There's no one washing you outta this!

>>83475245
The eye contact happened and it was magical for me. The no eye contact isn't part of the deal, but how I'm imagining you'll do the deed. If our eyes met, it's not a breach of contract, it's just unfortunate for you. Just know it made the whole night for me.

>>83475260
Feel like a lot of unpaid work for me. Will you give me genwealth?

>>83475276
>genwealth
I didn't think you were going to marry me Molly! My parents are still alive so you'll have to hang on until they die to get a piece of that action.

>>83475298
but i cant wait dont wanna be old! enjoy youth rich!

>>83475309
I guess you'll probably have to eat the loss on the eye contact, but if I were you I would stay in touch with me and inquire about my parents' health. That way you can live life unattached from me and find the best time to rope me into a sham inheritance scam marriage

>>83475345
That's your usual threatening pigfag. Will you choose not to work inside the prison, or how will you deny me my money?

>>83475360
Why am I going to prison again? If you rope me into a marriage and take half, I'll pay what the court makes me. At least it'll make for good content on r9k.

>>83475384
Or the 'farms.

Who said you are going again? It'll be your first time, and a wonderful one at once. The court will make you pay the necessary $50, but i don't think thats enough for my ear surgeries.

>>83475360
Anyways Molly it's been great. This style of banter is exactly what my ex gf was like and you made me feel like a 16 year old horny boy again. Merry Christmas and I hope you have real loved ones to share it with.

>>83475417
We wuz horny and sending hearts! was a good time.

>>83474565
>blonde and short and chubby but with very big boobs
A tier phenotype

>>83474776
>she didnt go to macy's

Just got to my mom's house!

>>83475439
We were 15 and she would babysit at a house down the road from me, so I'd get off at the bus stop, run home and grab my bike and ride down to the house she was babysitting at and make out and play with her boobs for 45 minutes until just a little before the kids got home. Best time of my life.

Anyways this thread needs a theme song:
https://youtu.be/uJbpEa_UD9o?si=h7l8uVGuP13OPpLe

>>83475585
I'd had bet big amount that you'd met magdalena when she was like 25, and not a virgin.

Did i miss?

BULLS EYE! XDDDD