Oh brother oh brother. You know Cortana is the only naked AI, in Halo Wars they show another AI and she has clothes.It's 10:29, and the thing I have to go to is at 19:00. What am I going to do sitting on this bench for 9 hours. See the thing is, the internet actually isn't that cool when you don't use it. Anytime I get on the internet I realise just how little there is here. And how low IQ everyone is and not worth talking to, even if you could talk to them, which you can't.Oh yeah, "I know all about you." You know less than 1% about a person you post to online. THINK about that. I wonder if the thing is open.
Here's a better idea for your crap social media website captcha. Force people to beat a level of Super Mario 3 before they post, just have a level of the game appear, and also have massive input lag.
I mention it all the time, because it's so shocking, there's just porn in the public library. Would you like to rent out a porn book? Anyone can just grab one of these books and look at porn in the library.
Minesweeper, that's a better idea. Wow. Woooaaaaow. That's a reference to a mlp ytp. You wouldn't know about it.