To celebrate Christmas with my parents, I brought my wife's bvll along. He put a leash on me and made me go on all fours infront of the man who raised me. Afterwards he sat down on my back to have a word with my ol' pop. He told him that his lineage was ending and that all of my wife's children would be half-black, and that I would raise them as my own. He then humiliatingly removed my trousers to reveal the cock cage I had been wearing. The africanized bvll said "This is the future, white man! The BNWO is coming."Merry bvllmas, friends