Big Lottery Today
>>83474087unironically tempted to buy a ticket
>>83474087About to go grab my ticket and a natty ice
>>83474126this is the life right here
I've already won the lottery by being born male in the jewnited states.
going for huge jackpots is retardedall that unwanted attentionits better to go for smaller lotteries
>>83474155this is true in economics so i believe it but i'm still going to molest this $20 bill like a good goy
>>83474155someone a week or two ago asked what we would do with a billion dollars... I would genuinely not want to have that much. A wise man once said once rich people get money they realize what they really wanted was power.
>>83474192for real. what would i do with a billion dollars? sit in my room playing video games. i already do that. in a way, im already rich. rich in liffe.
>>83474403I would give everyone I work with $10 million I would give both of my parents $10 million and my sister and each of her kids, and I would give every woman I had ever had sex with $10 million. I only want $10 million for myself desu any more I wouldn't know what to do with it. I would keep coming up with people to give that amount to and then I would chill. I hate that people try to come after you for money when you win the lotto, so I would give it all away except for enough to not have to work and then when people come after me I can say I gave it all away and to stop asking.
>>83474143I took the last two natty ices the other day so I hope they have that fucking fridge restocked
>>83474606all that le epic twisted badass ipa marketing bullshit they put in there makes me want to puke. what happened to this country
>>83474087Nothing ever happens. I'm not winning shit
>>83474087Unironically a pyramid game scheme. You're wasting money to get more money
