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you just gotta stop COOMING. i'll give you a hint: it's coffee which is making you horny. just don't coom and put the energy even into the most stupid thing like an MMORPG or something
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>>83475151
I quit caffeine and I'm still hornier than ever.
Although my dick doesn't get randomly hard as often now that I'm in my 30s.

I still get hard just from certain interactions with women though
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>>83475151
The last time i drank coffee was when i was working 4 years ago i only had 2 sips . I am mainly horny due to me thinking girls are cute and all the women wearing the prettiest clothes ever.

Its so horrible i wish i wasn't raised to be antisocial no penis touching girls cervix feels like a slow death.
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>>83475185
>>83475211
i get horny too but think about it: you're watching a movie, it's not real sex. the whole activity is stupid as fuck
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I find that coffee kills my libido.
Since I've stopped I'm starting to get horny again.
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Also why do gay ass zoomers care if men masturbate or not?
Oh right you're all just brown glownigger magatards
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>>83475185
>I still get hard just from certain interactions with women though
I don't think this has ever happened to me. The most I feel is a phantom sensation.
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>>83475242
i want them to succeed. masturbation is the most stupid think you can do to destroy your motivation. also it's very fucking retarded
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>>83475254
One of the interactions that make me hard is when a woman is crying to me or because of something I did.
Like when my gf cries (whether it's from happiness or sadness) I get hard as fuck. Especially if I am holding her.

I don't know what this means but I have never really told anyone or acted on it
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>>83475358
that's kinda like cooming, it's equally irrational
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>>83475151
I blocked all destructive websites by putting a tricky password on BlockSite, best 30 usd i've spent, wish i took SR seriously earlier in life but at 33 and get morning wood harder than when i was a teen but I still don't give in to fleshly lust and transmute that energy into learning about God and practicing keyboard

I fear the LORD which is key cause you get impatient when you try to do it on your own without spiritual wisdom and guidance

SR is legit, especially with good diet and exercise, I have learnt how to do very tricky songs on keyboard in 2 months and have a very peaceful mind free of intrusive thoughts for the most part. My skin glows and is blemish free and my jawline and cheekbones look sharper and more defined, also I need less sleep too so i can be more productive

Porn is a satanic creation created to make a pacified population and take you away from God

If you're a young nigga, seek Christ and deny your flesh
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>>83475151

There's two kinds of crack and cocaine is only one of them.
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>>83475151
I found weed and gabapentin to be bigger culprits than coffee, not cause they make you horny but cause they make you idle and susceptible to Satan's tactics to get you to seek that porn dopamine hit, that nigga doesn't play fair
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>>83475344
That's retarded. Jerking off for 10 minutes does not "destroy ur motivation", if so you need a psychiatrist.
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>>83475519
>I have learnt how to do very tricky songs on keyboard in 2 months and have a very peaceful mind free of intrusive thoughts for the most part. My skin glows and is blemish free and my jawline and cheekbones look sharper and more defined
Fucking KEK, placebopilled to the max.
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>>83475151
When I was in basic training in the military I would have coffee, 50/50 instant granules and water. Didnt stop me from cry wanking to this slavic girl who didn't love me back in the toilets every night. I miss you, Ana.

Merry christmas to all you cunts.
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>>83475623
Don't knock it till you try it, if you want to stay low vibrational and spiritually dead then coom all you want
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>>83475674
Hardly think jerking off 2x per week will make me spiritually dead but thanks for the concern. Holy placebo batman btw, talk about inventing a boogeyman instead of tackling your real problems.
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>>83475151
But I don't drink coffee and I'm still cooming1
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>>83475519
>learning about God
all info dismissed.
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>>83475151
>hint: it's coffee which is making you horny
caffeine uptake does not work the same even within members of the same family, so to say this is incorrect. your observation comes from increased sensitivity to pre-existing dopamine within your system, via adenosine receptor blockage. while this is temporarily caused by caffeine intake, the effect is not guaranteed in all individuals and may have negligible impact if any at all.
>>83475344
if the idea of beating your dick destroys your motivation, you never had real motivation to begin with.
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>>83476239
i have been blessed then. some people need to do shitty powders to get an erection and have mediocre sex.
nigga i cum so hard i feel completly drained all day, idk why i am like this, if i actually had sex i'd be a complete addict. i had sex but with an ugly woman so it doesn't count, it was so fucking boring. it only makes sense with someone beautiful, didn't reach that stage yet, and i won't reach it if i keep orgasming to videos of people having sex aka pixels on a screen. it's so fucking stupid, why do i have to be such a horny retard
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What the fuck kind of advice is this? Cooming is five minutes a day tops and helps you get to sleep. Play osrs and it's easy to get locked into a pattern of play 20 hours straight while drinking, pass out, then immediately log back in before you even take a leak and repeat. It's been around forever so it's like a lifetime of content, and multiple if you make an iron.
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>>83476507
it drains you and it's nothing like sex
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>>83476574
Draining is the point, like a hot bath, or exactly like sex. It's the invigorating kind of for a couple of seconds then you're quickly back to baseline.
Mmos I just feel pissed for going off tick or 4x dry or I will not eat until I get so shaky it starts to interfere with my clicking accuracy or it's getting spooned so fuck yeah let's keep going.
I think people have different hooks. For me cooming is nice, but libido is kind of low, and much like eating it's not terribly satisfying or something I see out. Nothing like the feeling of a landing a good roll. Mmos keep you in a constant state of arousal.
If your only gripe is that it's not like sex then have sex instead. Even I can keep a girl as an underweight alcoholic slave to the rng. Sex is fun but it's exactly like fapping. Something you just do before bed for a couple of minutes, feel invigorating release, and then back to whatever surrogate activity you were absorbed in before.



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