>>83475163
Idk, never had one. I think I'd hang up mistletoe

69 with my oneitis. Probably next year

>>83475163
Pretty good, I would usually get really nice head and fuck them.

>>83475180
It's not happening dude

>>83475189
then hope ill be rich

my gf and my brother's family have the flu. its pretty bad so we arent doing christmas we are meeting on new years instead.
also its too fucking hot outside this feels nothing like christmas

>>83475163
>What is it like having a girlfriend on Christmas Eve?
invites you over for the succ and fucc

>>83475163
It's nice to have a wife. She's doing most of the wrapping for both our families' gifts. She wants to have sex but we're going to wait until after tomorrow's family gatherings so I don't have to worry about breaking her.

>>83475163
I wish the best for you all. We fucked for about 3 hours this morning. Hit it again after waking up, now out with our kids picking up 2 last minute gifts. Only shitty part, still feeling the edibles we took this morning

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She got to see my grandma again but it was only for like 10 minutes because she works a long nurse shift tonight.
At least mi grandma loves her and thinks she's an actual nice lady.

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>spend last night at gf's house
>cum thrice over 10ish hours
>she drives us to work this morning (same workplace)
>we say goodbye and merry christmas
>boss drives me home
>get to do my own shit for the rest of the holiday

>>83475375
Actually marrying is beta as fuck.

>All these guys talking about having sex with their gf
>my gf hasn't fucked me in 6 weeks and doesn't seem to plan to anytime soon

Just gonna cheat on her at this point.

>>83475378
>We fucked for about 3 hours this morning
Damn, must be good stuff.

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>>83475163
Probably expensive as fuck, let's be real.

>>83475163
Bad.
>have to buy a bunch of girlslop for her
>likely doubling up on horrible family obligations
>have to pretend you like the 50 idiotic trinkets she got you
etc... being stone cold Alone on holidays is better. rather just enjoy the time off. but having a gf helps break up the routine of daily wagie existence the rest of the time so we absorb the damage

>>83476108
its cool bro he's really badass even though he's a wifeguy, they're just holding off from fucking tonight (his choice btw 100%) because he might put her in the hospital with his monster dick

>>83476119
>6 weeks
Dude you can either cheat or start raping her, she's not even your gf at this point. I cheat on my gf AND rape her because she only puts out once a week if left to it.

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>hug my aunt
>feel her huge tits pressed against me under her sweater
>my clothes smell of her perfume afterwards
>immediately head to the bathroom to jerk off

>>83475163
It's horrible and she doesn't want to go to mass with me

>>83476299
i never actually jerked off like that but this happened to me too