>Oh my heckin' science, I haven't showered since yesterday! I really really really REALLY need to exfoliate myself or else I'll feel really dirty! I need to wash myself, I just got off my white-collar job! I HAVE to wash myself with my trusty Dr.Squatch basedbar, but I will NOT rub it directly into my skin. I MUST wash it on a loofa, and I NEED to put my shower cap on for my conditioner! Oh boy, time to wash my scalp! I can NOT wash it with my nails, or else it'll ruin it! So I'll just gently exfoliate and scrub the shampoo so it seeps into my brain! Mmph- I feel myself becoming a good little goy! This is the only free time I have to myself! Now I HAVE to wash my ass, I'll just use the same soap bar and scrub it! Now time to rinse it off... Ah~ I feel the water hitting my g-spot!!! Thank Fauci for making me wash my ass~! Time to wash my cock, thankfully my goy masters already circumcized me, so I won't have to worry about smegma, ugh... Mmph- this feels really nice, I can feel the soap bar rubbing against my numb calloused cockhead, but just barely. I feel all clean, just as a goy should be! My skin's all dry and so is my hair, thank the science for all of this! I feel like a fresh new man! Time to make everyone who doesn't shower to feel beneath me, I'm a good little goy and I buy every detergent product I can! Oh noes, I forgot to buy face soap...Why are showersois like this?
they aren't. you made this up.
>>83475191Just take a damn shower anon
>>83475191That image is so real, I hated clothes and soap and usable shit as a kid, but now I love getting that sort of stuff.
>>83475191Big Shower wants to profit off inceldom. They push memes like taking tactical showers to raise smv. Together with Big Haircut, they rake in trillions each year.
>>83475202>>83475215>You're an incel? Sounds like you just need to take a heckin shower, bro. Chicks LOVE hygiene
>>83475231Truth nuke. Only goys shower everyday since it leaves your skin dry. They only do it because they're afraid of being seen unhygienic
I shower under a waterfall while jerking off like nature intended
>>83475191>Christmas as a kidDisappointed at one of the present's being grandma's knitted socks every year.>Christmas now>Grandma and mother both dead
>>83475772Dangerously based o regano
>>83475853I got socks and those are useful but my family gives me giftcards to market chains and chocolate every year instead of just giving me money. I tell them to do that beforehand and don't like chocolate much so I just put it in their kitchen for later use. I order everything from China and was planning to buy something for a project beforehand.
>>83475853I remember wishing my best friend would reincarnate from his suicide at Christmas when I was 15
>>83475772I remember as a kid, whenever a movie had a man and a woman alone in nature taking a shower by a waterfall, I'd get turned on.
