I can't stop staring at my aunt's ass bros. It's so fat and juicy. I get rock hard every time I see it. FML.
Can I see a Pic of her ass? I wanna cum for a second time
>>83475340>he didn't bang his aunt missing out bro
>>83475361Stop tempting me to take a creepshot
>>83475340you should pull your weiner out in front of her and double grab her ass cheeks, that always rizzes up the foids
>>83475386And say "It just got big"
>>83475386I was thinking about just pretending to trip and then either grabbing it or sticking my face in it. Don't know how well I can pull it off though.
>>83475340Just make it obvious to her that you like it, and when she comments you just casually admit it.
>>83475561How do I do that though? Should I just grab it?
>>83475340take I pic I want to see if it's really that good
>>83475340Its not just you anon. I grew up around thick ass, bossy country women smothering me with their huge knockers several times a year. My oldest aunt used to make me kiss her on the mouth under the little sprig of mistletoe in the hallway every year until she moved to Oregon a became a heroin junkie. The 2000s were wild.
>>83475583>How do I do that though Make her see you look at it and make your expressions as obvious as possible. When she mentions it you just say ''yeah, so what? I like your ass. Is that a crime?''
>>83475340A friend of mine molested his aunt while she was passed out drunk once when he was a teen. She was like 250lbs and black though.
>>83475680Sounds hot though
>>83475675Fuckkk I know I can't do that. Why can't life be like it is in porn?
>>83475788>Fuckkk I know I can't do thatWhat's the matter, anon? Are you scared? I gotta ask, though. Is it like a thick, perfectly smooth ass or just a big one? I must know.
one time at a holiday dinner my aunt wanted me to join the rest of the family so she came up to my room where i was sitting at my computer, and she said itd be nice if you joined us, and rubbed my inner thigh...up pretty high back and forth. she must have known what she was doing. obviously she convinced me.
>>83475819>Is it like a thick, perfectly smooth assYes, and it's perfectly round too. Her proportions are fucking insane.
>>83475862>Yes, and it's perfectly round too. Her proportions are fucking insane.Oh fuck. rofl Yeah that sucks. Then you have to just cease the moment, anon. Try to get her drunk or something, just so you could experience feeling it for yourself. Ain't no shame in it. You'd be right.
>>83475368if you do at least you'll be able to fap to it whenever you want
>>83475340Anyone else have aunts that get awkward around you?
>>83476814Huh? I don't understand you...
>>83475368Do it, pussy. Show off your Aunt's plump bunda to the world
>>83476873I'm at the family Christmas party anon, I can't risk it
>>83476889Just make sure your flash isn't on, my guy. I believe in you hermano.
>>83475675professional right here
>>83476934Jesus I'm actually contemplating doing it...this could kill me guys, idk if it's worth it
>>83476863Like there's some strange sexual tension. They get close and whisper. Not anything racy but just a *vibe*
>>83477020Just fucking do it for us fellow virgins
>>83477025lol I wish
>>83477052dude you guys are gonna get me disowned, do you realize how serious it'll be if I get caught??
>>83477020FUCKING DO IT ANON I WANNA SEE A BBW
>>83476963>professional right here Only chads are this carefree. Most cannot afford it, though.
>>83475340Just masturbate to Sara Jay before going downstairs for dinner and you'll be fine. Remember to wash your hands properly and change your clothes. They all can smell the cum in your pants if you stain them.
>>83475340Have you ever told her, "nice". Don't slap her ass. I am pretty sure I'm like the anti-do -this-with-females. Women typically liked to get their ass slapped if they think you like it and they're not obligated. Sometimes you should do it so they feel good about themselves. They probably wouldn't think they like you for not doing that if other people didn't. I suppose if you did it al the time a guy that they dislike will probably try to slap them raw all the time repeatedly.
>>83477067Its 2025 dude. No one, even your family, cares that much if you sneak a picture of your aunt's ass. Hell, your aunt will probably get a self-esteem boost knowing her nephew is yorking it to her butt.
>>83477149>Hell, your aunt will probably get a self-esteem boost knowing her nephew is yorking it to her butt.That much is certain.
>>83475361>>83475592>>83476873Okay fuck it. Sorry it doesn't look that great now, but before when she bent down it looked perfect.
>>83477145You know like once in a while on a holiday she needs a firm slap on the ass and told she's a hot bitch. It's rude to do it to strangers unless you are risking a police report. Sometimes you have to explain the police were called because I did this when people want to employ you.
>>83477162>He's gonna risk getting ostracized by his whole family - both sides - by coping a feel of that flabby ass.Fuck me...Just watch porn with a better ass in it and move on.
>>83477162Blood related? Give us another angle
>>83477188Trust me it looks better
>>83477162Mega fucking kek. Get a grip you goof. Look at some actually hot women and cringe at how ugly she is.
What relation? Father/Mother's sister or Uncle's wife?
>>83477223Gonna need proofs for that claim, it's looking a tad flabby from here
>>83477200I'm trying to. It's so plump though I'm telling you.
>>83477200Btw she's not full blood related. She's my mom's step sister I guess, her dad is different than my mom's dad.
>>83477223Nigga, you need to bust a nut in the bathroom before you ruin Christmas eve for the rest of your relatives.I'm being serious. It's not funny.
>>83477277I know I know!! I hate myself for being like this. It's an addiction, I can't help it.
>>83477253Give me a little bit okay. Trust the process.
>>83477267You mean she's your mom's half sister?
>>83477259Kek, Larp & baitKYS
>>83477162>>83477259Try to get one from below
>>83477303Idk. She's my mom's sister but she has a different dad than my mom. We call her aunt.
>>83477309Dude wtf I'm telling you, you just gotta be there
>>83477321Does she have the same mom as your mom?
Oh wait.>Hubbie LARPing as a young grandkid/nephew to praise his wife in an almost dead imageboard.That's kinda cute, actually.Merry Christmas, OP.
>>83477162...that's it? most mediocre flat white lady ass i have ever seen 2bh
>>83477332Yeah, just a different dad
How old is she and how old are you?
My brother in christ, go for it.
>>83477337lol I wish I had a wife, turns out incest is a major turn off for women
Try to drop something and snap her when she bends over to pick it up
>>83477360GIVE ME TIME ILL GET YOU A BETTER PIC. ITS JUICY AF IM TELLING YOU.
>>83477363She's 47 and I'm 25
>>83477401Dude my hearts pounding I'm nervous af already
>>83477162homeboy delivers! +2 points for op
>>83477409You're in too deep to pull out now. DO IT FOR DAT ASS
>>83477332Yeah, different dad though
>>83477424AHHHHHHH literally everyone's standing around her I want to so bad
>>83477417thanks bro, i knew some of you believed in me
>>83477455Get yourself as much primo fap material as possible for years to come, lad
>>83477377>>83477424>>83477464Here's an update
>>83477627so blurry
>>83477656here's a better pic(that wasn't original)
>>83477676this shit was not worth the fucking wait bruh..... looks like some very average flabby fat bitch ass, this nigga played me
>>83477715damn okay I guess. it looks really fine from a certain angle I'm telling you, it's just hard to get a good photo of.
>>83477730maybe an angle where I can't see her fucking fat stomach man, get one from behind
>>83477676>>83477730Youre kidding right? that ass would've been fine but its completely offset by a negative ass to gut ratio. She looks pregnant with seed oils
>>83477742>>83477755Okay maybe you guys were right kinda. I'm telling you it does look nice from a certain angle. I might just be overrating it because I'm turned on by the tabooness of it.
>>83475340certified moid classic of a thread.
>>83475340If she looks good then i don't blame you. my aunt's in her forties and she doesn't look a day older than 20, she still has a tight sexy body and didn't let herself get all fat and flabby. If it weren't for the fact she's my mom's sister, i'd smash.
>>83477818stfu tranny. god why do you fuckers have to invade every thread with your desperate need for validation?
>>83477277You need to shut the fuck up you fucking queer
>>83477715You obviously don't understand the power of incestuous thoughts
>>83477932get it ma nigga! yo only live once might as well go hard or go die trying
>>83477981>get it ma nigga!t.
>>83477904dont get your panties in a twist
>>83477932I do understand the power of these thoughts, I have the some times for my aunt and cousin, at least they are hot so its understandable
>>83478023>projectionof course the tranny is thinking about wearing panties lmao
>>83477818you can do better by making a thread where you take shots of a moid ass
everyones hating on you OP but I think youre based for actually delivering. I would absolutely destroy that ass.
I would tap but my gmas is even fatter. I love when she bends over in front of me lol
>>83475340Not op, but one of my aunts is pretty weird with me sometimes when i see her, like kinda touchy and stuff.
