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Society owes me a clingy, friendless, high-IQ autistic, STEM-enthusiast femboy to platonically study organic chemistry and cryptography with.

Society also owes me the right to preserve and frame his skeleton in the event that he dies unexpectedly.
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>>83476396
HATE HATE HATE I have nothing but HATE for you and your spamming. You are an ugly dysgenic mutt. No one will ever love you. Stop spamming stop posting. You will be alone forever. You deserve nothing more than that.
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>>83476405
I unironically laughed very hard at this post. In fact I am still laughing now. I have no idea what causes this type of sentiment. Normies truly are enigmatic creatures.
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>>83476422
You fucking mongoloid, you filth slime, you peasant. You shit up every space you're in. You spam off topic, rules breaking threads. Where is your /soc/ thread? Deleted. What is the fate of these threads? Deleted. Take a fucking hint. No one wants or likes you. You are scum. You are beneath scum. You are a net negative to the board and to the world. You are a thing that should never have existed. Your parents are disappointed. I am disappointed. Humanity weeps. The oceans are full of the tears of us all who are forced to share a planet with you. If you teleported to the other end of the universe it would still be too close for comfort. HATE HATE HATE. Stop posting.
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>>83476450
I don't even want to upset anyone but this post was actually hilarious! My diaphragm now hurts. Please just hide my threads if they bother you so much.
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Also merry Yuletide fellow high-IQ autistic boys.
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>>83476493
Wait wrong image. I meant to post this one instead. Damn j*ws did this!

Rabbi Yeshua bar Yosef is now boiling in excrement in hell for eternity.
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>>83476474
I shouldn't have to hide your attentionwhoring contactfagging fuck shit stupid retard bitch fuck you I hate you. Stop posting. Hate. Hate. Hate. The only silver lining is I know that you will never in a million years get your totally not gay autistic boy to fuck or cuddle or whatever the fuck your deranged faggot mind thinks is going to happen. You are alone. You will be alone. That is your future from now until the joyous day your heart ceases to beat.
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>>83476474
Different anon here. I'm too polite to say it that way but I agree with the sentiments expressed by the other anon. Autist's should take social cues from normies. Just because you don't get why what you're doing is not good, doesn't mean other autists don't pick up the fact there is something off about you and your ask. You already had a thread tonight pruned, why do you think it's okay to put up the same thread again?
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>>83476508
Okay find here's a compromise. I will only post one thread.

>>83476515
I don't care. If I am refused this long enough something very, very, bad is going to happen. Something you definitely don't want. I am capable of and willing to [redacted] normies and meet G_d fighting the oinkers who try to stop me.
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>>83476533
Posting one thread is not acceptable you malevolent pustule on Satan's ass. Your threads do not belong here. The correct number of threads to post here is 0. Post in soc. Post in lgbt. Post on b. Do not post here. The board for contactfagging is soc. Is this soc? No. Fuck off. Retard.
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Im in the same boat I hope we both find our NEET boys soon. Maybe once we find them we can put them on leashes and go for a walk
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>>83476396
Make a telegram account I will study with you
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>>83476549
No social acceptance = no following of social norms.

Someone who isn't me is capable of and willing to resist normie society through the use of force. Trust me, you do not want things to escalate.

If you value the lives of your loved ones, stop trying to prevent me from keeping a high-IQ autistic boy as my de-facto property. Simple as.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxg1gD_W79Ilate.
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>>83476585
You're a pathetic dysgenic mutt who looks like a mount and blade character. You will never scare anyone. You are worthless. Shut up and accept that everyone will always despise you. I hate you. Hate. Hate. Hate. Stop posting.
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>>83476549
He is allowed to post about whats desirable in a partner
No different from anons who post about wanting a pooner gf or a tomboy gf. Yeah he spams but his threads are very easy to filter.
Also what is he doing thats so bad? Iirc he offered a neet boy to live with him rent free. Thats a very good offer.

I will agree the spamming is a little much tho. Like OP should probably focus more on actually finding the NEET boy
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>>83476597
Why are you so angry? Youre acting like a woman
Are you a woman?
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>>83476396
Prove it mathematically or your cat is gay, poopendickshart, cock and balls, Adolf Potter super saiyan 4
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>>83476602
>I will agree the spamming is a little much tho.
Okay fine I will compromise and agree to only post one thread. Happy now normalscum? We massacre you "people" for a reason. I cannot wait until weekend mass shootings become a thing again.
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>>83476533
I think this is good for your potential victims to know, that behind your friendly facade is this underlying threat of a violent incel crashout. This supports my instinct that you're looking for someone vulnerable to abuse. No doubt you'll blame the poor autistic for your loneliness when he wants to leave.
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>>83476578
I had trouble making a telegram account last time but will try.
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>>83476602
>No different from anons who post about wanting a pooner gf or a tomboy gf
OP always contactfags. He's not interested in discussion, he's not posting an ideal gf thread or whatever. He's posting an advertisement and then adding his discord after a while to try to bypass the rules. These threads are absolutely not similar to the other tfw no gf threads because of that. It's also nonstop spam. He posts at least one but typically many more of these threads daily on multiple boards. Sometimes he has 3 or 4 of these fucking things up and isn't even active in them. It's also the exact same fucking thread every fucking time with the same fucking anime girl. On top of it all, he's a fucking retard with a terrible personality. There is no positive from any of this. I would rather see another ragebait thread or porn thread than these at this point.
>rent free
He is going to fuck that autist and we both know that. It's a terrible offer.
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>>83476613
>goes into a space
>ignores the rules
>does whatever they want
Oh look, you're the woman. Fuck off femoid retard.
>>83476625
ZERO FUCKING THREADS RETARD GO TO SOC
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>>83476629
>This supports my instinct that you're looking for someone vulnerable to abuse.
I won't abuse him but you normies are making me want to do more than just abuse you all. At least I am merciful enough to train enough target practice to be able to finish you all off painlessly.
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>>83476635
Eh sure yeah I agree the spamming is a bit much. He should maybe chill on that.

>rent free
>He is going to fuck that autist and we both know that. It's a terrible offer.

I mean, if he is bisexual or gay I think thats okay. Would any straight guy say no to a submissive woman who lives with him and provides him sex? Its kind of the same thing, so I agree with him on that front.
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>>83476662
He won't even admit to being gay though! He says he wants to cuddle with his slave. Do you understand how fucking weird and shit this guy is? Not to mention the weird fucking threats we makes whenever anyone calls him on his shit. This guy is fucking unhinged.
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>>83476655
Hello neetboy anon speaking from someone with similar taste in boys as you you shouldnt post stuff like that
Normies can do their own thing they dont concern us and they cant stop you from finding a cute neet boy
Just ignore them
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>>83476643
>>goes into a space
>>ignores the rules
>>does whatever they want
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>>83476688
>Hello neetboy anon speaking from someone with similar taste in boys as you you shouldnt post stuff like that

Yeah you are correct.

I shouldn't post about it, I should actually do it.

I am wasting my time doing things besides planning and preparation.

The only good normie is a dead normie.
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>>83476686
Yes i agree thats a little strange. Op clearly has some sexual frustration and wants a neet boy to take it out on which i think is fine but he should just be more honest about it
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>>83476655
Anon I'm an autist too but even I can tell you're giving off serious red flags. A fellow autist who does not pick this up is extra vulnerable.
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>>83476708
>Op clearly has some sexual frustration and wants a neet boy to take it out on

Incorrect I am socially isolated therefore I want someone who is also socially isolated. Simple as.

Also (((Freudian))) psychology is j*wish btw.
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>>83476711
Okay then that's it. Time to start planning. I may even target other autists for denying me the right to possess them. I hope you enjoy your visit to Shamayim. Good luck in the afterlife.
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>>83476705
Do not do anything like that bro
Just accumulate income that you can use to finance having a neet boy. Focus on that and you dont have to worry about normies


>>83476711
I agree with this anon u come off a little too strange even for autists which is why your success is poor. I would just saying something like Im looking for an autist to live with me i have these such and such hobbies and want someone to hang out with etc
Comes off a little less unhinged

FWIW I am also neurodivergent maybe not like op but i do the see the desire in having someone who is quote unquote vulnerable
But if you want someone like that you dont want to expeess you want them for being vulnerable that gives them the ick

>>83476716
Understood so you arent planning on having sex with him? Like no sexual activity at all? To me that seems very strange
just be honest with me
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>>83476759
>Understood so you arent planning on having sex with him?

Only if he initiates.

I am too intelligent to need fornication.
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>>83476724
Hello anon. I am saying again. Do not do anything bad. We have similar taste so I really dont want to see you kill yourself in some insane attack. I want to see you at least achieve some success even if the neet bot decides you are a creep and runs away you know? I think everyone deserves some happiness.
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My asshole is full of cum, checkmate Smith
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Tik Tok normalfags. Your days are numbered. The writing is on the board.
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>>83476772
>I think everyone deserves some happiness.
Happiness is literally nothing but a temporary chemical reaction.
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>>83476724
>the right to possess them
This is going in the collage I'm going to make to post in your future threads to steer away anons who don't know what you're about.
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>>83476769
>too intelligent for fornication
>not intelligent enough to understand optics and making an appealing pitch
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Op i would talk to you on discord but im scared you may be an actual danger to someone lmao just PLEASE calm down honestly get off of 4chan at least this board. Just make a soc thread, say you want an autistic boy to hang out with, and wait for someone to add you. I promise you this process will result in more success.

>>83476769
Lol fair enough maybe I was projecting. But I feel like this lowers your chances a bit more. The autistic boy would probably be a horny twink and expect you to have a decently high sex drive. Good luck regardless though.
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>>83476794
Actually I would like to thank you for this.

You are both bumping my threads and allowing autists to know my intentions.

There is literally nothing "abusive" about platonic manogamy. You Judeo-Bolshevik pieces of trash deserve to straight up die.
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>>83476807
>im scared you may be an actual danger to someone

I am if and only if I am continued to be denied a pet high-IQ autistic boy. I am going to give it until 2030. If I cannot obtain one by 2030 then I will begin planning...
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This is funny but also a little sad lmao I feel like OP would be a hilarious friend but hes actually unhinged. I would honestly recommend you see a psych and get on some medication desu. Im not saying this because im a pawn of le jews i genuinely just want you to be alright.
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>>83476711
So much this!
>>83476396
Anon, I even added you on discord from some other thread.
You are beyond strange, you can not even hold a proper conversation. And you are boring.
Sorry to tell you, the issue is that you want someone who is high IQ but your yourself are a dummy. How will that really work? You arent really offering anything to anyone really, its just strange.
This isnt even meant as an insult but I want to help you get better, its sad seeing you this way.
Its like you have this image of a relationship you want to have and are posting it online in hopes of I dont even know what. However your image is insanely plastic, it has also some incredibly autistic vibes. Like low functioning autism
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My dad was a 2336 and taught me everything he knew before he died.

Just sayin...
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But op you do see why its a little strange right?
You want a i presume much younger than you 18 to maybe 22 year old guy to live with you and you want them to be isolated and friendless but you dont even care about having sex with them? To me thats the weird part, wtf are you planning if NOT sex?
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>>83476860
>2336
I do not care. I will not give up on finding someone like this until 2030. If I fail to find them by 2030 then I cannot confirm nor deny whether something miraculous will occur or not.
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>>83476860
>wtf are you planning if NOT sex?
Studying STEM and doing science projects obviously.

My main issue is that seeing people who have friends and are in a friend group genuinely makes me homicidal. I have had friendless friends in the past and when I caught them interacting with others I cut them off.
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>>83476846
Ah if this is true then that is sad. I would expect someone like OP to be really interesting or at least hold a good conversation and tell some good stories or something. If the goal is to have an autistic bf dependent on you of some sort you should be able to do that.
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>>83476632
Alright. If you succeed, here's my account @bayesian_robot
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There is a sad lack of o-chem in this thread.
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Honestly should I just convert to Islam at this point?

Why? Because Muslims:
1.) Hate j*ws.
2.) Treat women as property(and rightfully so).
3.) Kinetically fight back against the ZOG.
4.) Don't engage in degeneracy.
5.) Ban alcohol.

There is a mosque within walking distance and I think Islam may solve all of my problems and give me the courage to [redacted] in 2030.
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im not going to flame OP I think his desire is pretty based(though his apparent asexuality is weird to me). I hope he finds what hes looking for. Just maybe come off a little less creepy lol
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>>83476941
>Just maybe come off a little less creepy lol
That's part of my appeal though.

If someone fails to appreciate the dark, macabre, and arcane then I want nothing to do with them.
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>>83476956
>That's part of my appeal though.
Who has that ever appealed to? You are alone.
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>>83476959
That's the point. If I can find someone who thinks like me we will be unstoppable. That is why I am hated.
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>>83476964
You're hated because you suck
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>>83476956
>My lack of appeal is my appeal
Anon you might have a third worlder IQ
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>>83476997
But does he swallow? This is the real discriminant here
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>>83477017
>But does he swallow?
If I were to hypothetically have a pet autist then I would like to try doing that at least once.
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Apologies if this is too personal op but how much money do you have? I have a similar desire for a neetboy but i have to save up more for that
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>>83477023
Erm OP are u going to dm me or not
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>>83477023
I believe this is gay, and i can prove it mathematically
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>>83477023
>try doing that at least once.
Ah op! Platonically my ass, youre as horny for neetboy sex as I am :p
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>>83477032
Also op if this one actually works out can you plap his bussy record it and show me? I just want to see your success man
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>>83477031
>how much money do you have?
Enough to survive for at least six months is all I'll say.

I am studying finance so that I can become rich enough to keep a pet autiste.
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>>83477032
>Erm OP are u going to dm me or not
I couldn't get it to work because I couldn't verify a phone number. I will try signing up again.
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Masturbatron, Adolf Hitler wearing a tight micro-bikini, for hanukkah
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Spopovich, wearing a g-string
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>>83477071
Based anon. Get rich. And please plap his bussy for me.
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>>83476937
Do it. Unironically. If it gets you off the sauce, it will be helpful. Also you can go to Afghanistan and get a bacha bazi, you seem like the type to be into that.
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>>83477433
>bacha bazi
I thought the Taliban started executing them again?
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>>83476396
hi anon
I serve to please!!
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>>83477690
Do you have a Discord and do you live in the USA?
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OP never dmed me... he is lying he doenst want to talk to autists to study math at all. False advertising.
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>>83477757
It's a problem with phone number verification. Some idiot changed the account and now I can't do it. I will try again on a different number.

But why can't you just use Discord?
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>>83477792
>But why can't you just use Discord?
For a similar reason
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>>83477602
Yeah. The Taliban were always running to eliminate this, while Israel and USA funded and supported it to demoralize and sexually destroy the children of their enemies.

Systems like the bacha bazi are going to come to the West soon and arguably they have.
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>>83476396
You should never abandon your quest for your autistic little pet. Cutting loose & doing something rash is the way of failure. A fine, autistic playmate is waiting for you somewhere, for sure. You aren't looking in the right places. Some of the other anons here are spot on about income, too. Financial bedrock is going to be your ally.
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>>83477963
>You aren't looking in the right places.
Where should I look then? Autism meetups?
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>>83477975
Literally any cringe fandom
>In the present study, we asked whether participants had ever been formally diagnosed by a professional as being on the autism spectrum: 11.7% of furries indicated that they have. This is a number considerably higher than that of the general population, though it carries with it some important caveats. First, males are more likely than females to be diagnosed on the autism spectrum, and given that the fandom is predominantly male, this may account for at least some of this difference. As a second point, we believe that this finding is not unique to the furry fandom, but rather is a characteristic of any fan group. Given that one of the diagnostic criteria of autism is a strong interest /fascination with a specific subject, we think that fandoms - as places full of people with passionate interests in a topic - may be particularly appealing to people on the autism spectrum. In future studies of other fandoms (e.g., sports, brony, anime) we will test this particular hypothesis to see whether our results are idiosyncrasies of the furry fandom or part of a broader trend across all fandoms.
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>>83477975
I don't want to presume by giving you advice. You may have better ideas than me. But if I may presume... yes! Try social structures where they tend to aggregate. I'm sure there are plenty of cute autistic waifs in libraries, game conventions & community centers that cater for them. Online platforms & forums might prove fruitful as well.
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>>83477975
Certain types of volunteer work might assist you with access.
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>>83478062
>Certain types of volunteer work might assist you with access.
Like working at a homeless shelter?
>>83478048
>Online platforms & forums might prove fruitful as well.
Like here?
>>83478043
I am running out of time so I need to be clear and explicit.
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>>83478108
Do some research & make a list of local community services that extend help to autistic or neuro divergent people. Then find which of these services are hiring volunteers. try forums where neuro divergents gather. Some I'd rather not mention. I don't know about 4Chan. You aren't making much headway currently. Change your approach.
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I started making my own booze to save money. I hope it works.

Does anyone else here do this?
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>>83478188
Please god give him methanol poisoning please I'm begging you
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>>83478188
Resort to every form of piracy & bootlegging you can. This is the way.
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>>83478207
>Please god give him methanol poisoning
I am not distilling it so it's unlikely to happen.

Plus all regular alcohol has trace amounts of methanol anyways. That is why long-term drinking results in permanent and uncorrectable blurry vision.

Speaking of alcohol I am going to 7/11 to buy more Four Lokos now.

Wish me luck!
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Finding ideas to be more interesting than homo sapiens does not make me a categorically bad person. The vast majority of the "human" species is wholly unworthy of life anyways.
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>>83478207
>believes in the fake j*wish "G_d" Hashem
>wants a promoter of science dead

Imagine my shock.

Abrahamists truly are both retarded and delusional.
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Hopefully this thread is still up after I return from 7/11 to buy more Four Lokos.
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I am back. Denying me a fellow high-IQ autistic NEET to spend all day with is nothing but cruelty.



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