i don't think you can be a robot if you find work, especially quality work. this seems self-evident but a lot of people will delude themselves into thinking they have outcast clout when they're be fully embraced by corporate.
>>83476399You can earn a paycheck and still have zero clue how to rizz baddies.
what about people like me who are high iq and whose autistic self interest turned out to be highly profitable. am i not a robot simply because i won a lottery because i am extremely mentally ill, came from an abusive family, had horrible parents, and im too scared to go outside. its like being rainman. you might be good at math but you're still a retard.
>>83476432sure. but that is a step removed from "being a robot"
Praise the Corporate, for they are based and mighty.
>>83476436simply put, if people want to shower you with cash you are not a robot.it takes a certain level of normality to get to that point, even with tism
>>83476444What is your definition of robot or the agreed upon definition of a robot? I want the true definition, not the femcel vs incel definition of changing the definition to fit your pov. I thought robot meant friendless, mentally ill, socially awkward
>>83476399All robots can find good work because a robot is intelligent, so even if we're socially rejected, people still have need of us. If you can't find work you're not a robot and should fuck off back to r3ddit.
>>83476477>I thought robot meant friendless, mentally ill, socially awkwardif you think such a person can get a job you're not applying your own definition properly...
>>83476484cope. society can exist without you, and were you a robot they would go out of their way and inconvenience themselves to do so
>>83476399don't agree, I'm a neet but there are people out there who are absolutely miserable and employed. It's not just normalcy you need it's also not having a source of income and needing to survive
>>83476501needing to survive is one thing. that's why low wage laborers can be cyborgs. but if you're a robot, most employers would see you starve before pity hiring you.
>>83476455i dont really think so. what you're doing right now is all the skills ive used to get jobs in the past. step 1: send email to small company that goes directly to founders or tech people instead of HR roasties. email describes in plain simple english how i can help them solve the problems they're interested in. i dont spam this out, i only reach out to companies whose problem space is relevant to my work. i can refer to github projects ive done that demonstrate my capacity to solve their problems based on having already done so.step 2: they interview me on skype. i speak directly to people who matter and not hr roasties. competent men arent going to reject me because i didnt smile enough or whatever. i listen about their company and ask relevant questions. but by this point ive already done enough research that i know what they're doing. not to mention if they have public github repos ive read through their code so im almost ready to go right away anyway. step 3: i get a job offer. at this point ive not stepped a foot out of my house. never had a degree. never worked a real life job.your posts on 4chan are already more than enough proof of your ability to communicate to get a job. though obviously, you still need to master marketable skills. i work on OS kernels and embedded systems, programming many little chips and stuff like that. im particularly interested in low powered chips. or those little credit card chips that get powered up passively from magnetic fields (they have in built antennas in them -- its very cool.)i think your core thesis needs adjusting.
>>83476491They can get a job but it probably won't be working with people or working in a turbo normie office with stacies. The definition of a robot isn't a low functioning down syndrome retard. Robots can be normie lite or chris chan extreme
>>83476527part of being a robot is not having the acumen to pull any of this off. i think if you can do all this you're more normal than you want to admit. >>83476529someone already defined robot itt
>>83476539Okay but you can be a robot and still be unable to rizz baddies. If anything being unable to rizz any woman is tantamount to being a robot
>>83476399he looks like ari frankel from always sunny
>>83476539thought robot was just being alone
>>83476556goddamn it it is him. why tf did you name it arigold.jpg when it's ari frankel
>>83476581that's the cherry on top
>>83476606just sounds like ops definition of robot is arbitrary. anyone he doesnt like or is different from him is not a robot. really only common theme on r9k is tfw no gf. its not any deeper than that.
>>83476634i don't know why you jump to the conclusion i dislike such people. robot is just someone who can't secure loyalty from others because of several afflictions. you can still have the afflictions and not be a robot, though.
>>83476668u sound like a lil femboy bitch. wanna date, anon?
>>83476693i'm 35, still wanna date? drop 'cord
>>83476694nigga ill rape u. im not a femboy, doubtt you would want me anony.
>>83476726honor levy made a rape joke, why can't you?
>>83476399>fully embraced by corporate.Wat? Robots get fired for "not being a good fit", "killing the vibe" and worse all the fucking time. It's the quintessential adult crisis of this board.
>>83476738note how the guy joking about dating me was only joking? we are not the same
>>83476770im not looking for a relationship but obviously i would have made an exception if you were a femboy. dont say you wouldnt do the same, lmao. dont be sad anony, you're a good boy.
>>83476818well, i ain't no femboy
>>83476837tell me ur hobbies and daily routine. m-maybe we are compatible.
>>83476399>outcast cloutDamn, I didn't realize this was the loser olympics.
>>83476845i like video games, philosophy, contemporary lit, music... not really gay but maybe?>>83476857just clearing up a common misconception broheim
>>83477156as for my daily routine, i don't really have one but i would like to. i need tips on how to maintain one. i need a guuuuuide
