Already anon, I know you have something to confess. Get it out, you're anonymous here.
>>83476799free guy (film) is about me
>>83476799I have been masturbating to a girl that isn't biologically but emotionally was my older sister for literally almost a decade, i literally have a MASSIVE older sister fetish and wish i could have married her, i can't even get hard looking at women my own age or younger, i just want someone one or two years older than me that i can go on adventures with
>>83476799My cousin and I sucked eachother's dicks for YEARS when we were like 8. He's still the only sexual contact I've ever had and I can still taste his dick in my mouth even 23 years later lol.
I may have took the knot
>>83476799>you're anonymous hereNot true and if you still think this you're more tech illiterate than a boomer.
>>83476842Anonymous enough to call someone a nigger? Yes. Anonymous enough to reveal the coordinates of the body? No
>>83476799We're not truly anonymous hoe. Nice try, FBI. 4chan is a honeypot and you're fishing for "muh alt-right terrorism". Well it ain't here, only thing you'll find are niggas down bad who can't get laid
>>83476799I masturbate daily, and uhh, I'm "severely underweight" according to my parents >~<
>>83476842>>83476855Don't confess to crimes then just confess about being shitty or autistic or weird
>>83476892Fuck you. Eat a dick. Eat MY dick. Hoe. Trying to incriminate a nigga and make him do hard time and shit. Well I don't know nothing and I ain't talking with the police
>>83476799I'm still in love with a girl I met online and stopped talking to almost a year ago. I have thought about her literally every single fucking day. I love her.
>>83476933Tell us about her anon
>>83476920Just admit something. I don't know why you're so upset.
>>83476950Okay. I'm sorry I cussed at you, I'm just mad because it has been 2 days since i've been able to smoke some weed and it has me tight but i ain't no addict though. Uh, I am a cuck and like it when other niggas fuck on my bitch
>>83476958At least you can go more than 12 hours without weed.
>>83476942She was so smart and her accent was so cute. We shared some interests and was so knowledgeable about everything, I loved when she explained things to me, even when it was on obscure topics. She was just an incredible woman.
>>83476832Hi Ye
>>83476799When I was 14 I stuck a cucumber up my ass. After I was done I realized a missing cucumber might be suspicious, so I just washed it and put it back into the fridge. I don't think anyone noticed.
>>83477029Feeding ass to your family, youre worse than Hitler anon...
>>83476799I feel like my soul is crushed around the holidays and I don't know how to cope. it's been like this for several years because of family and other depressive bullshit, but it's gotten progressively worse every year. this year it's especially bad due to even more compounding factors that are basically a list, including being continuously pressed to contact my abusive mother. I spent practically this entire month in and out of fugue states to the point I barely remember shit. if I'm driving down the highway from work, I have to actively hold back the urge to just total my shit with the aim of a quick, albeit violent death. I have no hope for my future, and I can't talk to my closest family or friends about it because even they become speechless when I do, and 'muh happy holidays' means I'm discouraged further from sharing anything negative. I'm reaching a breaking point and I don't know how many more christmases of pretending to be alright I have in me.
>>83477091I'm right there with you, and it won't ever get better because you can't put the genie back in the bottle once you see everything for what it really is, unfortunately.
>>83477155fuck dude, here's to hoping both you and I learn to move forward in our daily lives in spite of these realizations.
>>83476933I fear I'm going to be the same. Two months after she stopped talking to me and I'm no better. I still love her and I'd do anything to get her back. I know she hasn't moved on either, and that makes it even more painful.
>>83476799I'm Not an Incel. I Had tons of Sex and realtionships. But every time I'm single my mental Illnes acts Up and tells me No one will ever Love me (thanks for that mom). So I chill in places like this and in some form I can relate. Im also autistic as fuck but got besten enough to be somwehat socially able. So sorry to you bros, Im a fakecel :/
I still love shekychan
i learned recently that a lot of men do this "bone pressing" thing which is probably why it has felt like so many men i've met online and offline have lied to me about their size. like i'll have guys who look super normal and average telling me they're 8 inches and i guess that's why? it's kind of annoyingi'm kinda curious though what you all as men think of that? to me it feels really disingenuous and it's been eating at me that they're all lying and using this excuse to enable each other
>>83477396try 2 years.
>>83476799I'm afraid that life is not gonna turn out the way I want it to. All my relationships fail and I have no motivation anymore. I come from a pretty affluent family and I have never had to worry about anything money related but I don't feel like I belong because I'm such a fuckup.
>>83477565officially it's how you're supposed to do it. it only gives you like half an inch though. it sounds like they just lied to you and it had nothing to do with that, lol.
>>83477646it annoys me way more than it should. men are such liars.
>>83477565as long as air is on the planet, men will lie about their dick sizes online. it's is one of the primordial truths of this world.
>>83478046yeah i get that they lie as easily as they breathe but it bothers me that they use this bone press thing to lie to me and then act like they're actually telling the truth if i call them out on it. it's just kinda repulsive.
>>83476840i took 3 lmao just make sure to be sanitary because your partner is very sensitive to UTI's
>>83478073I get the thought process behind doing it, especially since alot of people will actually think you're lying if your measurement is too precise, hence some round theirs to the nearest whole. doesn't necessarily excuse it though as this is only a minority, and for most others that do this, at least in my anecdotal account, their ego is just bigger than their conscious. (and their dick)
