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I have problems with alcohol and fear of death. I also have a lot in common with many Muslims.

Islamists:
1.) Ban alcohol.
2.) Throw faggots off of roofs.
3.) Hate kites.
4.) Kinetically engage Israel.
5.) Put women in their rightful place.
6.) Believe in heavenly rewards for dying in battle.

Yeah I'm thinking that Islam is based.
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uh, if you want a gf sure
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>>83477046
If you are in a christian nation with a christian background, become a christian.
If Islam is the religion of your people, then do that.
Islam is ultimately a false religion, and following Jesus christ is the way to life.
Your 'values' are negative and hateful of man, so it is no surprise you are drawn to servitude of a religion spread by the sword and who kills apostates.
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>>83477171
mainstream christianity seems gay and dumb
im interested in the LDS church a little tho, i feel like they may be able to help me
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>>83477046
They're repressed homosexuals that get their asses kicked by sun burnt polish nerds and cry victim professionally
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>>83477046
I am considering it so I can marry muslim best friend
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>we have so much in common
>look inside
>It's hate
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>>83477046
Are your parents muslim? If not, you are a dumb faggot for converting. Really you wouldnt actually convert, just become another dumb LARPer online like all the other zoomers.
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>>83477187
of all sects, it's the fucking mormons that got your attention? Man you have some bad taste in cults
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>>83477171
>proponent of a false religion calling other religion false
Jesus was a fake prophet
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>>83477046
>"prophet" was literally a human-trafficking pedo
>"prophet" also hated black people/sub-saharan africans, selling 3 black men for the price of 1 white man
You can pretty much have that today without needing to pray 5x daily.
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>>83477288
the opening post said he liked Islam because it was as retarded as possible, not much of a surprise he would be into Christianity: meme edition
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If you want a religion based on the things you hate, islam is probably the most fitting. It's probably the most hateful religion in the world
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>>83477046
Do you really have nothing better to do on Christmas Eve, fucking glownigger?
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>>83477279
people relate more based on shared hate than shared interests
i remember hearing about some dating app based on shared dislikes
>>83477288
my only identity is having a lack of identity, my own family doesnt even trust me
they might be able to help me
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>>83477408
>>83477269
Islam is unironically a religion for cucks though. Because in muslim heaven, married men get a virgin harem AND muslim women can also ask to get a harem of men to get gangbanged. All wishes are fulfilled. And there is no jealousy anymore. So a muslim husband could walk in while his wife got double-pounded by to men and he would only feel joy.

Yes, this is 100% canon in their faith.
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>>83477046
the only thing you have in common with an Islamist is that you want to kill yourself

Merry Christmas, Christ is king
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>>83477434
>Merry Christmas, Christ is king
merry kikemas
christ is kike



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