As you're currently reading this, thousands of normies across the entire world are currently having the most pleasurable sex, especially in places that celebrate Christmas. Meanwhile you're just some retarded little incel faggot jerking off and still being a hopeless virgin loser that will someday die alone without ever knowing what love and pussy feels like. How will you cope?
>>83477688>How will you cope?Eventually I will go on a [redacted] spree.
>>83477688Well I think you're WRONG.
stalk my e crush, stalk my irl crush, then maybe do a little dance, why?
>>83477688I know this is hard to grasp, but sex, especially in a relationship past the honeymoon phase can get pretty boring.
be glad for them envy doesn't do anything but stress the fuck out of you
If you look at the global birthrate or how many children are born every minute it kinda destroys your demoralizing threadPeople are have sex 24/7 Christmas isn't a special occasion for sex or child birthing
>>83477688>Meanwhile you're just some retarded little incel faggot jerking off and still being a hopeless virgin loser that will someday die alone without ever knowing what love and pussy feels like. How will you cope?Luckily my gf lets me fuck her ass
Jokes on you, OP: me and my husband had sex an hour ago because I have work tomorrow :(
>>83477688I will get my asshole so full of cum that it create a gravitational collapse and generate a black hole that eat the world.
>>83477688im probably gonna play umamusume
>>83477688do people actually have sex to celebrate christmas? seems kinda weird desu.
>>83477732do you shave? do you do anal? do you swallow cum and piss? do you cum quick? how often do u fuck? does he eat you out? what are your kinks? does he rape you? why not fuck again?
>>83477688Take it easy amigo. Im just getting hammerd in the kitchen and having a fine time
>>83477858>do people actually have sex to celebrate christmas? No. It's a meme that has no basis in reality.
neurotypicals are copulating
I prefer to think of the murder, suicide, stress-induced heart attacks, fatal car accidents, choking deaths, and houses burned down by faulty electronics this time of year. We need more.
