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Do you guys think someone has ever eaten food while masturbating?

I was wondering this the other day. it's so gross, so indulgent. eating some fast food while fapping. has this ever been done?
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Roman emperors used to eat and jackoff/fuck all the time. I personally have eaten and jacked off. I've jacked off halfway through dinner.
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>>83477910
I've tried before but I find it too difficult to concentrate on doing both things at once
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i got caught jerking off in an home depot parking lot when i was 10 in the back of my dads jeep and the guy gave me an ice cream sandwich
Pretty much wanted to die from embarrassment
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>>83477910
no, but i always get hongry after a fap. no idea why
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No, but I've had sex while watching baseball and eating a sandwich
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replenishing lost nutrients
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>>83477910
This pic always makes me feel sad. I used to be too nervous to eat in front of others at school or go to the bathroom because of bullying.
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I was an exec chef for 5 years so i prolly made hundreds of thousands of meals getting thar so yeah probably that happened
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>>83477910
I love food gooning it combines two awesome pleasures
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>>83477910
how is anyone in that much of a hurry where they want to jerk off AND eat at the same time? sounds like a scheduling issue to me



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